Former UK star Gary Glitter is stuck in lingo between the UK and Hong Kong. Everyone wants him to go home, but he won’t give up on loving those sweet under aged Asians. After his request to enter the country, Hong Kong officials gave him a big N-O. Apparently he doesn’t understand it in their language.

Glitter hit the front pages of Britain’s newspapers Wednesday.

In an editorial headlined “Who’d want him?” the conservative Daily Mail said “no country in its right mind would want this pervert at large on its soil.”

You’ve got to give it to him though, he’s got a fighting spirit. He’s already been banned from three different countries. He’s like those people that traverse the world for foreign delicacies: he’s not going home until he’s tried them all.

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Aline Nakashima in her last lingerie shoot makes me wish all women looked this way. She has just enough Japanese blood to keep her from looking like some goofy school girl. She’s got a model’s body, a nice rack, and a seductress’ face. If all lingerie catalogues had women that looked like they were undressing you with their eyes, then I would probably steal my neighbor’s a little more often.

Victoria Beckham, formally known as Posh Spice, is out to set the record straight about her eating habits.

The glamorous Brit is reportedly gearing up to sue the U.K. magazine Now over an article that claimed she was “hooked on sex and diet pills,” which has since mysteriously vanished from the rag’s website (though search results confirm the story once existed).

Well at least she’s not going out of her way to fight against the whole sexual addiction thing. Something like that could ruin her career.

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Christina Applegate went on “Good Morning America” to announce that she is now cancer free and boobless. After being diagnosed with breast cancer, when she went under the knife, she opted to remove both breasts instead of the one cancer stricken one. Don’t worry too much about how gross that sounds visually, because she’s planning on getting a new pair real soon.

“I’m going to have cute boobs ’til I’m 90, so there’s that,” she joked in the interview, which aired Tuesday. “I’ll have the best boobs in the nursing home. I’ll be the envy of all the ladies around the bridge table.”

Um… let’s not think about that kind of stuff, because honestly we don’t care. All I want to know is when we get busty Christina back, will we get the same old thing or the fully loaded version. If you’re going to get some new boobs, you might as well get a lot.

As usual, PETA tries their best to be up the ass of America’s ordinary meat eaters and wearers. After posing with a fur coat to promote Tod’s autumn and winter collection, PETA have become outraged and are trying to start a flame war with the lovely actress.

“Gwyneth Paltrow won’t be the apple of her daughter’s eye if she flaunts the skins of once-beautiful animals,” says a PETA spokesperson in a statement sent to E! News. “Promoting an industry that electrocutes animals, snaps their necks, and skins them alive is a shocking example to set for a young child.”

Screw you, PETA. What you probably don’t realize is that this is the perfect example to teach her bratty child. More than likely, she prances around the house wearing fur coats, and when she sees her daughter she makes sure she goddamn knows that if she steps out of line, she’s going to be the next one skinned alive. Gwyneth should send them a video tape of her ripping out the heart of a Siberian tiger and then eating it raw. That would show them what she thinks about their bitching and moaning.

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Don’t you just hate it when you get taunted with something you can’t (legally) have? Well that’s what you get for staring at Selena Gomez on her DKNY photo shoot. Look at all the things she’s saying with her eyes, and dear God all the things she’s doing with those pink lips. Pedophiles, start your engines and everyone else, mark your calenders for July 22, 2010; that will be the first time you’ll be able to picture her naked without the “party van” coming to take you away.

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I have to admit, even though she’s not naked of scantily clad in the September Issue of Vogue, Keira Knightley at least shows you how somewhat versatile she can be when someone throws makeup and weird clothing at her. She still looks like an uptight little princess though.

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Everyone’s thoughts when Blake Lively showed up to the Gossip Girl/Vitamin water function last weekend must have been “damn that frilly crap on her chest!” When you decide to wear a see-through white shirt, not only is it considerate not to wear a bra, but you can’t have gay crap covering everything like a tease. At least there is half a boob showing. Maybe if I use a magnifying glass, I can picture the rest.

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So I have been informed that chubby short haired little boy that is usually at Demi Moore’s side is actually her daughter, and now she’s finally thought it about time to look like it. Costarring alongside Anna Faris in “The House Bunny,” Rumer comes out with some respectable pics for a change for Page Six Magazine.

When People magazine anointed Rumer one of the “100 Most Beautiful People” last April, she was shocked. “It was trippy, man. I was like, ‘Really?’ After being compared to Jay Leno for so long, you don’t think of yourself in that way,” she says.

Well start getting used to it. For a change, you’re going to make your sexy mother proud.

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