Hail’s Luscious Links

November 3, 2009

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Avril Lavigne is on the market again. She even gave her ex, Deryck Whibley, the house. Not bad.

Check out these luscious links:

  • Rihanna and Ice-T’s wife, CoCo, look like bosom buddies. – Moejackson
  • Kristen Stewart doesn’t want to be like Angelina Jolie. That’s good, because she never will be. – I’m Not Obsessed
  • Jessica Simpson calls Melrose Place “crap” after they fired her sister, Ashlee. Um, pot: meet kettle? – Celebslam
  • I’ll never be able to look at the once-hot Ivanka Trump the same way again after seeing her likeness to Chaz (formerly Chastity) Bono. My eyes, my eyes! – The Blemish
  • You’d think actresses could at least come up with good costumes, but seeing Jessica Alba as Dora the Explorer proves me wrong. – Yeeeah
  • Check out Penelope Cruz’s tits. – Cityrag
  • I don’t know what Holly Madison is supposed to be, but the chick looks hot, I’ll give her that. – Hollywoodtuna

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Here’s one of my favorite models, Bar Refaeli. You know, we should take up a collection and send it to her parents for creating such a genetically gifted chick. Leo DiCaprio must really be restless to let her go.

I’d cherish you (and your tits and your ass) forever, Bar.

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For all of you ass men out there: you’re welcome. I’ve always thought Khloe Kardashian bore an unfortunate resemblance to a transvestite, but these shots actually make the chick look pretty hot. Khloe even has a tramp stamp! She told Ryan Seacrest that the tattoo was a tribute to her late father, attorney Robert Kardashian.

“On my lower back, I don’t like the location… I got a trendy location. It’s called a “tramp stamp,” she said on Ryan Seacrest’s KIIS-FM radio show Monday.

Something tells me Daddy wouldn’t be too thrilled, but I’m enjoying the sight. Work what ya got, baby!

Photos by Fame Pictures

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Do they celebrate Halloween in London? Well, if not, then it looks like they more than made up for it with the Bloodlust Ball. Katie Price came dressed as a cat-like demon with an oral fixation while her boyfriend, Alex Reid, came dressed as a prostitute (you gotta see the pics below to believe that shit).

Katie, dump that weird-ass “dude” you’re with, and I’ll give you a mouthful. That’s a guarantee.

Photos by Bauer-Griffin