
Avril Lavigne is on the market again. She even gave her ex, Deryck Whibley, the house. Not bad.
Check out these luscious links:
- Rihanna and Ice-T’s wife, CoCo, look like bosom buddies. – Moejackson
- Kristen Stewart doesn’t want to be like Angelina Jolie. That’s good, because she never will be. – I’m Not Obsessed
- Jessica Simpson calls Melrose Place “crap” after they fired her sister, Ashlee. Um, pot: meet kettle? – Celebslam
- I’ll never be able to look at the once-hot Ivanka Trump the same way again after seeing her likeness to Chaz (formerly Chastity) Bono. My eyes, my eyes! – The Blemish
- You’d think actresses could at least come up with good costumes, but seeing Jessica Alba as Dora the Explorer proves me wrong. – Yeeeah
- Check out Penelope Cruz’s tits. – Cityrag
- I don’t know what Holly Madison is supposed to be, but the chick looks hot, I’ll give her that. – Hollywoodtuna

Here’s one of my favorite models, Bar Refaeli. You know, we should take up a collection and send it to her parents for creating such a genetically gifted chick. Leo DiCaprio must really be restless to let her go.
I’d cherish you (and your tits and your ass) forever, Bar.

For all of you ass men out there: you’re welcome. I’ve always thought Khloe Kardashian bore an unfortunate resemblance to a transvestite, but these shots actually make the chick look pretty hot. Khloe even has a tramp stamp! She told Ryan Seacrest that the tattoo was a tribute to her late father, attorney Robert Kardashian.
“On my lower back, I don’t like the location… I got a trendy location. It’s called a “tramp stamp,” she said on Ryan Seacrest’s KIIS-FM radio show Monday.
Something tells me Daddy wouldn’t be too thrilled, but I’m enjoying the sight. Work what ya got, baby!
Photos by Fame Pictures

Do they celebrate Halloween in London? Well, if not, then it looks like they more than made up for it with the Bloodlust Ball. Katie Price came dressed as a cat-like demon with an oral fixation while her boyfriend, Alex Reid, came dressed as a prostitute (you gotta see the pics below to believe that shit).
Katie, dump that weird-ass “dude” you’re with, and I’ll give you a mouthful. That’s a guarantee.
Photos by Bauer-Griffin