J-Woww Parties in Vegas

September 21, 2011

Posted in: j-woww

What’s one way to get plenty of horny bastards to stop gambling and join your party while in Las Vegas? Get Jersey Shore’s J-Woww (and her BIG and ROUND girls, of course) to play host.

Here’s J-Woww (aka Jenni Farley, like we really care what this chick’s name actually is) hosting a party at Pure nightclub in Las Vegas.

J-Woww got her ass FAR away from Hurricane Irene, and I don’t blame her. I’m sure she (and her lovely ladies) are entertaining at the MTV parties connected to the VMAs, too. MTV knows how to get our attention as well as the owners of Pure Nightclub.

Photos by FAME

Hail’s Luscious Links

September 19, 2011

Posted in: Links

Abby Clancey made a hell of a splash in this dress. MORE, please!

Now check out these luscious links:

  • Maxim does some RISQUE business with Chuck star Yvonne Strahovski. – Moe Jackson
  • What do you think of dressing up a 3-year-old girl as a PROSTITUTE? Should the Mom be arrested or applauded? – I’m Not Obsessed
  • Rachel Taylor flashes some ASS CHEEKS on the Charlie’s Angels set. Hell Yeah I’ll be tuning in! – Celebslam
  • Tara Reid is already letting herself go now that she’s married. Poor dumbass dude who married her. – The Blemish
  • Lady Gaga is BANGING somebody new. Just goes to show what FAME can get you. – Yeeeah
  • Brooke Burke’s real talent: FILLING OUT a bikini! – CityRag
  • Now Lily Aldridge dresses like a bride SHOULD dress. - Hollywood Tuna

Kim Kardashian and her sycophant sisters, Khloe and Kourtney, have been whoring their asses out all around New York City.

Why?

To promote a new season of their shitty reality TV show, Keeping Up With the Kardashians. Honestly, who watches that shit?

Someone must: it keeps getting renewed.

Anyway, Kim is doing what she does best, as you can see in the pictures: working those now-legendary TITS and ASS to get our attention.

Some people say Kris Humphries doesn’t know what the hell is going on, but I say we’re all underestimating the dude: he’s probably gonna make more coin from this reality TV shit than shooting hoops, and he gets to hit THAT to boot?

Kris is a damn genius.

Photos by FAME

Kate Winslet Flaunts Those Curves

September 19, 2011

Posted in: Kate Winslet

Kate Winslet has always sold herself as a curvy chick, and I’ve always appreciated that about her. Looking at all these curves next to those stick-skinny models and actresses makes Kate look fat, but if this is fat, then Sign Me UP!

Here’s Kate at the Venice Film Festival. She obviously said to hell with some loose, flowing shit and showed off all her Mama gave her. And she even did it in a tasteful way.

That rack alone is enough to have me licking my lips. Kate’s got a generously-sized pair of tits on her.

And Kate’s a respectable, serious actress. But most importantly: she’s HOT.

Photos by FAME

Hail’s Luscious Links

September 15, 2011

Posted in: Links

Kate Upton, you look so lovely: why the face?

Check out these luscious links:

  • Bar Refaeli is looking as HOT as ever as she goes back to work. – Moe Jackson
  • Lindsay Lohan is still ENJOYING the night life. – I’m Not Obsessed
  • Keeley Hazell’s lovely ladies BARELY fit into this bikini top. – Celebslam
  • LeAnn Rimes shows off her fake TITS. They look good, though. – The Blemish
  • Candice Swanepoel goes TOPLESS. Somehow, I thought she had bigger tits than that? – Yeeeah
  • The real reason many of us watch women’s tennis: to check out the HOTTIES. – CityRag
  • Abigail Clancey goes SEE-THRU for her dress. YES! – Hollywood Tuna

You know whoever designed this dress is into all that kinky shit: belts, probably whips and chains, too.

This, of course, leads me to wonder if the reason former Pussycat Doll singer Nicole Scherzinger chose this dress is because she’s one of those naughty, kinky chicks.

Somebody needs to get Lewis Hamilton drunk and get him to spill that shit. Can you imagine THAT sex video? Hell, I might actually shell out a few bucks to see that one.

Maybe we’ll get some clues to Nicole’s sexual nature when we see her as a host on X-Factor this fall. Somehow, I doubt it: I bet Paula Abdul and her high-as-a-kite self will steal that show, along with the long-lasting bastard Simon Cowell.

But you never know.

Photos by FAME

J-Woww Wows Them at MTV

September 15, 2011

Posted in: j-woww

Yet another reason to beg, borrow, and bribe to get your ass backstage at the MTV VMAs: you might run into Jersey Shore’s HOTTEST chick, J-Woww!

Can you imagine getting to see that rack up close and personal? You may not get to touch (unless you have lots of cash and liquor on hand), but visuals are nothing to sneeze at.

Look at those lovely ladies: all high and round. J-Woww, that boob job was money WELL spent, honey.

(Let’s be honest: we wouldn’t even know this chick’s name without it.)

This almost makes me ready to watch some of that Jersey Shore shit. Almost. Now if J-Woww hooked up with Joe Francis for something like a Girls Gone Wild: Jersey Shore edition, I’d be ALL OVER that shit.

Photos by FAME

Holly Madison Parties at Blush

September 15, 2011

Posted in: Misc

Hugh Hefner’s ex-girlfriend, Holly Madison, has made quite a life for herself in Vegas since leaving Hef’s wrinkled old ass.

Really, it makes sense: the Playboy mansion (and being built up by Hef and posing for Playboy) is all excellent preparation for a career in Sin City, don’t you think?

They don’t call Las Vegas the adult playground for nothing.

Holly continues to star in Peepshow, where she goes topless. Next time I’m on the strip, you can bet your ass I’ll be there to see those puppies live.

Just have to get my ass into a front-row seat.

Photos by FAME