Celebrity Gossip by Derek Hail

Pussycat Dolls Pose for Blender Magazine

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These ladies manage to look just as good on the beach as they do all made up for a photoshoot. Here the Pussycat Dolls posed for Blender Magazine. Here they are curled up together like a litter of kitties.

Girl on girl x 3.

I wouldn’t mind being in the middle of that.

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Scarlett Johansson Hangs Out Around the House

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It looks like some lucky-ass photographer got to hang out on a lazy Saturday afternoon with Scarlett Johansson. At least, that’s how the pictures look, and that’s good enough for me. I’d almost forgot just how hot Scarlett is.

Damn.

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Hail’s Luscious Links

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Some people are saying that Isabel Lucas is about to take Transformer’s co-star’s Megan Fox’s unofficial title of “World’s Sexiest Woman” away. I look at this pic and definitely see potential…

Once you’re done comparing Isabel and Megan, check out these luscious links.

  • Annalynne McCord becomes the hottest sponsor yet of the Blackberry (over the iPhone 3GS!) - Bastardly
  • Eva Mendes doesn’t look too thin, does she? - I’m Not Obsessed
  • If you want to be flashed by Kate Moss, then take a look. - Celebslam
  • This is the only time I’ve ever wished I was an ice cream cone: so I could be between Blake Lively and Leighton Meester. - The Blemish
  • Homewrecker Sienna Miller confused sexy for messy. - Yeeeah
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Alessandra Ambrosio Shows How to be Sexy

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Alessandra Ambrosio did a photoshoot for InStyle magazine. The article she posed for is supposed to tell women how to be sexy. Ignore the bullshit that men said about what’s sexy. I can tell women the honest truth about what’s sexy: Alessandra Ambrosio. If you end up looking like her, then you’re sexy.

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Jessica Hart Hangs Out

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Jessica Hart looks like she’s genuinely happy and enjoying herself, doesn’t she? I’d be enjoying myself too if I were with her. I could enjoy the multicolored bikini for a few minutes before I tried to get her to ditch it and skinny dip instead.

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Kelly Brook Should Be An Angel

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As far as I can tell from these pictures, Kelly Brook got on a boat and decided to have a lingerie fashion show. It’s the only type of fashion show I’d watch. And enjoy it.  Kelly would make a great Victoria’s Secret Angel.

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Hail’s Luscious Links

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Lacey Schwimmer looks like she was having a lot of fun at this 21st birthday party celebration, doesn’t it? That’s the best birthday to celebrate.

Once you’re done remembering (or fantasizing) about turning 21, check out these links.

  • If you’re a leg man, then check out Beyonce in her supershort dress. - Bastardly
  • Britney Spears (in a see-through top) heads out for some coffee. - I’m Not Obsessed
  • Do you care if Annalynne McCord can act when she seems to have great oral skills? - Celebslam
  • R.I.P. Michael Jackson, a.k.a. The King of Pop. - The Blemish
  • Khloe Kardashian has a camel toe. -  Yeeeah
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Tara Reid’s Blast From the Past

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This is an old photoshoot that Tara Reid did. It reminds me that at one time she was hot. Like, I can see why Carson Daly dated her hot. And why anyone ever gave a damn about her.

I know Tara’s out of rehab, so maybe things are falling back into place for her so she can regain her hotness. For now, I’ll enjoy these pictures.

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Happy Birthday, Lindsay

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Lindsay Lohan celebrated her 23rd birthday in multiple bikinis. My kind of celebration. She was in a VIP area of the Cabana. I’d have gone. If I was invited. Just to, you know, hang out. Make sure she isn’t lonely. For a night.

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Stella Dimitriou Covers Greek Maxim

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Stella Dimitriou posed for Greek Maxim. I think I’ve found a new vacation spot. If the women look like Stella (or just a few, I’m not a greedy man), then it would be money well-spent to fly there to hang out. And sight see.

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