Hail’s Luscious Links

November 18, 2009

Now check out these luscious links:

  • Christian Serratos worked the red carpet at the New Moon premiere. – Moejackson
  • Think John Mayer has his eye on Taylor Swift? – I’m Not Obsessed
  • Mariah Carey looks like she had one (or five) too many. – Celebslam
  • It sounds like Anthony Michael Hall has lost his damn mind. – The Blemish
  • Beyonce and Lady GaGa. Together. – Yeeeah
  • Love (or horniness) knows no limits: interspecies couples. – Cityrag
  • Ashley Tisdale soaks up some rays. In a bikini. ‘Nuff said. – Hollywoodtuna

Audrina Patridge is Shy

November 18, 2009

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What fresh hell is this? Audrina Patridge goes out and hides those luscious tits under some frilly piece of shit? Does this chick not realize why we give a rat’s ass about her?

This sudden shyness does not bode well for a long-term career, Audrina. Work what ya’ got, baby.

Photos by Fame Pictures

Beyonce Nearly Loses Her Shirt

November 18, 2009

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It looks like one good yank would give us quite an eyeful of Beyonce’s true assets. (And if you want to say you haven’t imagined what this chick’s tits look like, then I suggest you get underneath something to avoid the lightening bolt.)

Well, Beyonce’s got great legs.

Photos by Fame Pictures

Katy Perry is Simply Hot

November 18, 2009

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It must be the boots. Thigh high boots send out a very specific message, so no matter how little (or not at all) of a chick’s tits you can see, the flash of thigh and thigh-high boots is just hot.

Of course, these pics would be much hotter if Katy was wearing only the boots, but hey, you can’t have everything.

Photos by Fame Pictures