Hail’s Luscious Links

November 4, 2009

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Megan Fox’s movie, Jennifer’s Body, may have bombed, but she isn’t hiding out. Thank God. Besides, she has the next Transformer’s movie lined up.

Check out these luscious links:

  • Noemi Letizia is growing up way too fast. – Moejackson
  • Don’t accuse Kate Winslet of lying about her exercise routine or be prepared to pay up for it. – I’m Not Obsessed
  • Hugh Grant is drunk. I told you he was out drinking his ass off somewhere. – Celebslam
  • Rihanna says if someone can get the shit beaten out of her, then it sure as hell can happen to you. – The Blemish
  • Kim Kardashian dressed up as Snow White. She’s lucky a lightening bolt didn’t strike her ass. – Yeeeah
  • Yeah, Kiefer Sutherland learned his stint after serving time in jail for multiple DUIs. He ran up a $700 bar tab between 7 am – 1 pm. Hopefully he took a cab home afterwards. – Cityrag
  • Princess Leia performs a belly dance. – Hollywoodtuna

Mariah Carey Likes Her Food

November 4, 2009

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I can no longer deny the obvious. Mariah Carey obviously isn’t missing any meals. For a celebrity, this chick is fat.

But you know what they say about chicks who don’t deny themselves food. They have many, um, “appetites” and don’t deny themselves. Besides, as I heard one blues singer say: “Don’t nobody like a bone but a dog.”

So feast your eyes on those tits and that ass.

Photos by Fame Pictures

Elizabeth Hurley is an Organic Chick

November 4, 2009

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Here’s an MILF. Elizabeth Hurley was out in London introducing a new organic snack or some shit like that. Actually, I shouldn’t knock organic food if it makes you look like this.

This chick is a middle-aged mother. You know Hugh Grant is somewhere muttering in his drink over losing this.

Photos by Bauer-Griffin

The McCord Sisters Celebrate A Birthday

November 4, 2009

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Who do these McCord  chicks think they are, Kardashians? 90210 star AnnaLynne McCord threw her sister Rachel a 21st birthday party and apparently invited the press to document the occasion.

Who the hell is Rachel McCord, you ask? AnnaLynne’s sister. I don’t remember the other sister’s name (chick in white).

Yet, they don’t look bad in bikinis. And honestly, is 90210 any better than that reality dreck? Even if you say yes, you have to admit, that isn’t saying much.

Photos by Bauer-Griffin

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