Celebrity Gossip by Derek Hail

Cheryl Tweedy puts on a show

gtrancenet — Thu, 15 May 2008 17:42:40 +0000

Sweet Aunt Jamima, Cheryl Tweedy looks great. Ever since this chick became single she’s been seen everywhere and everyone’s been looking. Here we see her performing at a Girls Aloud concert, in various different getups. I prefer the number she wore fo me after the show. Of course, I couldn’t see it because my eyes were filled with pepper spray and 3 security gaurds were kicking my teeth in, but man it was HOT!

BONUS: More Girls Aloud Members

Afternoon Links and The Beach

gtrancenet — Thu, 15 May 2008 16:26:32 +0000

Kiefer Sutherland is back! - Cityrag
Charlize Theron in W Magazine - Not Obsessed

Beyonce is pregant again? - Yeeeah
Angelina Jolie is due with twins - The Blemish

Marisa Miller is the hottest ever - Popoholic
Simon Cowell knows who’s going to win American Idol - Gabby Babble

This shouldn’t ever be repeated - Dlisted
Kelly Osbourne and her boyfriend - ICYDK

Another Pink Bikini Sighting

gtrancenet — Thu, 15 May 2008 12:26:31 +0000

Some people would say Pink looks great in a bikini. Some people would say that she has a great ass. Some people might even say her muscular arms and tight man-like abs are really hot. To those people, I have only one question. Is being in love with a man all you ever dreamed it would be?

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Eva Longoria is a distraction

gtrancenet — Thu, 15 May 2008 11:50:28 +0000

A cut out of Eva Longoria was hoisted up by fans to distract Tony Parker as he shot free throws in the last playoff game between New Orleans and San Antonio. Tony Parker’s team ended up losing. Could it be Eva Longoria’s fault? Yes. He was probably hearing her whining in his head all game.

Laura Vandervoot shows us her bikini

gtrancenet — Thu, 15 May 2008 11:24:51 +0000

With a name like Laura Vandervoot, I would think this chick would be wearing a top hat and monocle, but instead she’s flashing me her ass in a bikini. I think she’s doing some kind of photoshoot because I see cameras and no beach. I think there might be a boat involved too. I’m also sure there is a fair amount of chub action going on with the crew as well.

The Morning Quickie

gtrancenet — Thu, 15 May 2008 11:12:25 +0000

WTF happened to Lily Allen?

gtrancenet — Thu, 15 May 2008 10:58:13 +0000

Geez. I don’t know what the hell happened to Lily Allen, but she decided to beach herself on a boat in France this week. I would celebrate the fact that she’s topless but that huge GUT is too distracting. I’ve seen people at truck stops in better shape. I’m too disturbed to even show you the complete set of topless pictures, so head over to our good friends to check them out. Don’t say I didn’t warn you.

Afternoon Links

gtrancenet — Wed, 14 May 2008 16:40:39 +0000

Emmanuelle Chriqui is in GQ - Popoholic
Is there a Metal Gear Solid movie in the works - Tunaflix

Remy Ma is going to jail Yo - Gabby Babble
Classic Jessica Biel Bikini Pictures - Ninja Dude

For the love of all that is holy…don’t look - Dlisted
Madonna is a bitch - ICYDK

Goofy Celebrity Pictures - Cityrag
Brooke Hogan breaks down onher MySpace - Not Obsessed

The Greatest Trailer of All Time

gtrancenet — Wed, 14 May 2008 13:28:23 +0000

Most Woody Allen movies blow. Some people say he’s funny but I just don’t get it. I guess he finally realized this and kicked his movies up a notch. By notch of course, I mean having two extremely hot chicks making out in the trailer of his newest movie. The hot chicks? Penelope Cruz and Scarlett Johansson. Oh yea.

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Maria Menounos tries to help

gtrancenet — Wed, 14 May 2008 11:10:37 +0000

I guess Maria Menounos just read that I don’t know and don’t really care who Blake Lively is, because here she is frolicking around the beach with her. It looks like they are playing some kind of game involving hot abs and great cleavage. I’m not sure what game that is but put me down for 3 rounds.