This reminds me Drew Barrymore’s Poison Ivy days. Just take a moment.

Check out these luscious links:

• Pussycat Doll Kimberly Wyatt and A Christmas Carol? This chick needs to stick to clubs. – Moejackson
• It looks like Camilla Belle plucked some bird clean for her dress, but she has nice legs. – I’m Not Obsessed
• Mischa Barton got into a bar brawl. But yeah, she’s all better now. – Celebslam
• Heidi Klum won’t strut her stuff on the runway this year, but she will host the Victoria’s Secret fashion show. Her kid better be really cute. – The Blemish
• CoCo needs some big-ass pasties. – Yeeeah
• Take a look at these celeb tattoos. – Cityrag
• Kim Kardashian got her fat ass kicked. – Hollywoodtuna

I’m not trying to be a dick, I’m just being honest. So I’ll just say it. I’ve always thought Rachel Bilson was dull as dirt. Hell, dirt is probably more interesting than this chick, even if Darth Vader is banging her.

I stand corrected.

Rachel Bilson (eventually to be Mrs. Hayden Christensen) flaunted her stuff for Flaunt Magazine. Hayden gets to hit that? Not fair, man. Wasn’t it enough to get to be Darth Vader?

Kelly Brook is a Calendar Girl. She knows what she has to do to make that happen. And hell, I say her creative use of pastries is a good enough qualification.

Kelly’s combined my favorite things: food and tits. I know I’m not the only one imagining Kelly getting some frosting on her tits and being happy to lick it off. I’m just brave enough to admit it.

Photos by Bauer-Griffin and Fame Pictures

Hayden Panettiere looks hot in this photoshoot for the Swedish Elle, but not even the sight of this hot chick could make me turn Heroes back on. That show just needs to be euthanized.

But Hayden does look hot.