Celebrity Gossip by Derek Hail

Ashley Tisdale wishes you a Happy 4th

gtrancenet — Fri, 04 Jul 2008 13:11:24 +0000

It’s the 4th of July here in the States so that means I get to be lazy and eat hamburgers and hotdogs and get even fatter than I already am. In order to celebrate this day, I present to you Ashley Tisdale’s flat ass. Enjoy! See you on Monday!

Christina Ricci covers her Middle Boob?

gtrancenet — Thu, 03 Jul 2008 16:29:45 +0000

I know there’s side boob and under boob, but what do they call what this? Middle Boob? Not that I’m upset that Christina Ricci decided to share it with us but I’m just a bit confused as to what to call it. Middle Cleavage? The Valley of the Breasts? Titi-Fuck Lane? Oh, that last one was just awful.

Afternoon Links & Eff You

gtrancenet — Thu, 03 Jul 2008 15:30:01 +0000

DMX is under arrest - Mollygood
Matt Damon is fat and unattractive - CelebParasite

Tyra Banks looks great as a wax figurine - Dlisted
Mariah Carey might be ready to lose it all - Not Obsessed

Mario Lopez is a tremendously gay - Seriosuly OMG
Hollywood Roles reversed - Cityrag

Amy Winehouse is under house arrest - ICYDK
The first 5 minutes of the new Batman movie - Popoholic

Adriana Lima is amused

gtrancenet — Thu, 03 Jul 2008 15:21:21 +0000

Adriana Lima is on top of the world right now. She’s one of the sexiest women on the planet, she’s engaged to a mediocre NBA player, and it looks like she’s just heard the world’s funniest joke. It has to be the best joke ever because it’s turned her into a rabid chipmunk. Or a giggling asian woman. I can’t tell. Pick whichever one is less offensive and run with it.

Kate Hudson likes coffee

gtrancenet — Thu, 03 Jul 2008 15:06:52 +0000

How slow must the day be for me to write something about Kate Hudson merely getting coffee? The answer of course is mind-numbingly slow. When I say nothing is going on, I mean it. It’s summer people. Get in a friggin’ bikini and show us some skin already. Geez!

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Ashley Tisdale is a trickster

gtrancenet — Thu, 03 Jul 2008 12:09:11 +0000

Ashley Tisdale, as hard as it is to believe, is 23 years old. I think she seems younger because she plays characters on the Disney channel and they cover everyone up with turtlenecks and long dresses. Ashley you need to do some movies on Cinemax. Nude it up. Then you’ll get some real attention. You should bring that cute asian co-star of yours with you too.

The Morning Quicky

gtrancenet — Thu, 03 Jul 2008 12:03:23 +0000

Elisabetta Gregoraci is Italian

gtrancenet — Wed, 02 Jul 2008 17:02:08 +0000

I’m assuming Elisabetta Gregoraci is Italian because of her name. I dont know what the deal is but I’ve been seeing alot of hot Italian women in bikinis lately and it’s making me wonder what the hell is going on over there. Maybe the Derek Hail staff needs to take a trip over there and do some research. By that of course I mean put my penis in many Italian women. You know, for scientific purposes only of course.

Afternoon Links and a Douchebag

gtrancenet — Wed, 02 Jul 2008 16:49:18 +0000

Rachel Hunter got really fat - Yeeah
Celebrity Sideboob Show - Cityrag

Marc Anthony and J-Lo go out on the town - Not Obsessed
Two dumb sluts have lunch with Goldie Hawn - Ninja Dude

Moon Bloodgood shows off her rack - Popoholic
Charlize Theron at the Hancock Premiere - Tunaflix

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Christina Milian has the perfect ass

gtrancenet — Wed, 02 Jul 2008 08:25:44 +0000

Christina Milain. Wow. Thank God she decided to come out of hiding and take the place Jessica Alba’s ass once held because it’s going to be a while before that pregnancy ass goes away. Jessica Biel is nice. Vida Guerra looks like a Cocker Spaniel. It’s behinds like Christina Milian’s and Izabel Goulart’s that really make the world go round. Ask scientists, they know.