Over the weekend, there have been several reports that Vince Vaughn and Paris Hilton were seen flirting. Unfortunately, a little flirting, a seductive wave, a little bit of alcohol, and the lack of a condom is the perfect recipe to make your dick fall off. Although nothing has substantiated between both Paris Hilton and Vince Vaughn, if they are seen together again, we can only assume what happened. Or well, assume what happened to Vince’s junk.

In the mean while, according to the National Ledger, the flirting allegedly took place at the World Poker invitational tournament over the weekend. Thus far, the only thing that has been confirmed was an innocent, but flirtatious wave, but I’m sure the paparazzi are checking Vince Vaughn for sex clinic visits at this point.

Johnny Depp has requested a Moroccan themed trailer on the set of his new movie, “Sweeney Todd.” Pinewood studios has chosen to comply with his 39,000 dollar request. According to M & C,

“There were a few raised eyebrows when producers heard what his demands for his trailer were. But no expense has been spared with the best quality drapes we could find, the pipes and selection of flavoured tobacco for them.”

The source added: “Johnny was upset that Vince is renting the house in South West London that he wanted.

“So to make him feel better, Johnny asked that his trailer is bigger than Vince’s which is only a few yards away. We’ve given him the biggest one to make him

He should have just requested African tribal dancers to serenade him in between takes. Or, better yet, a throne, fully equipped with loads of grapes and two half-naked women, that is carried by Moroccan servants – he’s a star after all. Then, instead of demanding a bigger trailer – to be petty, he could just brag about how far away one of his harem girls could launch a grape into his mouth.

Vince Vaughn, who was allegedly “caught” cheating on Jennifer Aniston, after the above picture was posted by several tabloids, is fighting back by sueing the tabloids that claimed he was unfaithful to Jennifer. According to People,

Vaughn complains that papers “published allegations that he was caught kissing a mystery blonde whilst attending a charity event on Sunday (Oct. 8 ) at London’s Old Vic theatre. Mr Vaughn will say that the articles suggested that he was unfaithful to Ms Aniston, with whom he had allegedly ended his relationship only a week before.”

The statement continues, “Ms. Aniston and Mr. Vaughn had not ended their relationship either at the material time or since. … The suggestion that he was having a passionate embrace and kiss, or has ever been unfaithful to Ms. Aniston, are false.”

I am not going to make any statements, but the last time someone claimed they weren’t giving a loving embrace was John Travolta, and that very much looked like a loving embrace to me.

picture source: ONTD

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