Celebrity Gossip by Derek Hail » Vanessa Minnillo

The Morning Quickie

Derek Hail — Mon, 09 Jun 2008 11:05:23 +0000

Vanessa Minnillo Bikini Pictures

Derek Hail — Wed, 21 Nov 2007 16:55:38 +0000

Here is Vanessa Minnillo in a bikini again and this time she isn’t letting it ride up like she’s a two dollar street corner hooker. She actually looks kind of decent. And by decent, I’m not actually referring to how she looks, but how she’s dressed because Vanessa Minnillo will never look decent in the looks department, but, she her body does look pretty awesome in a bikini and that’s why we have the pictures.

Vanessa Minnillo’s bikini is small

Derek Hail — Tue, 20 Nov 2007 14:35:52 +0000

Oh come on. That thing isn’t even trying to cover her ass. I’m not a big fan of Vanessa Minnillo. To me, she looks like a retarded chipmunk with nuts in her cheeks, but if she’s flaunting bikinis like this, then more power to her.

Vanessa Minnillo and Nick Lachey’s Hardcore Sex Scandal

Derek Hail — Mon, 02 Jul 2007 18:00:22 +0000

Vanessa Minnillo and Nick Lachey had naked pictures published last week by Life and Style Magazine. Although the original images published were censored, it has been reported, that raunchy hardcore sex pictures have been obtained. According to TMZ,

A source who has seen the photos tells TMZ that they are “Paris sex tape-level scandalous,” and include images of the couple in several different sex positions. That’s hot!

High-powered Hollywood attorney Marty Singer has sent a letter to the weekly mags, warning them that should they publish the steamy pics, they’ll face one mother of a lawsuit.

A hardcore sex scandal for Vanessa Minnillo? I would have never guessed that two worthless celebrities make a sex tape for publicity. It’s just so uncommon these days. I mean, how many have we seen so far this year? 75,000? I wonder if knives were present.

Note: Image from Life and Style had to be removed due to legal considerations.