Bianca Golden goes into juice details for an October episode of Tyra Bank’s talk show about the whole ordeal/brawl that occured at an airport in late July:

“Before my mom could walk away from us, her father … punched my mom,” Bianca tells Banks. “He knocked her out. He hit my mom with such force she stumbled back, and when she stumbled back, the whole family got up and attacked my mom.”

Bianca said Nikki then kicked her mother in the crotch.

As we all have learned, Nikki Blonsky means serious business when it comes to having a seat to rest her sweaty Christmas hams in.  Whether Nikki Blonsky truly thought Bianca’s mom was, in fact, her father is kinda unknown.

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Tyra Banks spills the beans and lets us know that come this season of “America’s Next Top Model” everyone out there watching will get a chance to play “One of These Things is Not Like the Other” from their very own homes. Tyra has admitted to taking a transgender butterfly named Isis under her wing and on to her show. Everyone seems so excited:

“The inclusion of Isis on ‘America’s Next Top Model’ offers an unprecedented opportunity for a community that is underrepresented on television. We applaud Tyra Banks and The CW for making this historic visibility of transgender people possible,” Neil G. Giuliano, GLAAD President told Access in statment.

Yes, thank you Tyra for paving the way for smoking hot girls-but-not-really-girls to be on television; you will be adding to the number of confused erections everywhere.

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Tyra Banks had a miserable modeling life because she was, get this: black and curvy.

“My biggest obstacle was that I was black and curvy,” admits the Inglewood, California, native, now 34, who began posing in the 11th grade.

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Around the mid-90s — after hitting the runway in Paris and taking a stab at swimsuit modeling — she began putting on some weight.

She says her agency once made a list titled, “Designers who will not book Tyra because of hips and breasts.”

They even had a meeting with Banks’ mother, urging her to put her daughter on a diet.

“My mother told me the whole thing as we were walking down the street in Milan,” Banks said. “She said, ‘They say you’re too curvy. Let’s go order pizza.’ We walked into a pizzeria, and we discussed a career change.”

Well I’m glad Tyra finally isn’t “black and curvy”.  Now she’s a huge annoying bitch who whines about anything and everything.  That’s a much better trade off.  I prefer fat sassy black women to chunky annoying black women.

There are a few things in the world that genuinely creep me out: Midget fingers, Amy Winehouse’s teeth, and now you can add J. Alexander to that list. He’s known as “Miss J” on America’s Top Model, but you can call him “The last person I want to be stuck in an elevator with”. He would probably start fussing with my hair and tell me I need to stick my ass out more when I walk. Then he’d try to do me, because as we all know, gay guys can’t keep it in their pants.

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