For all those Sci-Fi fans out there, I hope you have a pair of extra panties, because after seeing Tricia Helfer in the German magazine FHM, you’re going to need them.  She can be sexy, but I mean that in a sexy “okay” not sexy “now that you’ve got me thinking about her I need to shoot a load” kind of way.  I suppose to have that experience, you would have to imagine that she’s about to get it on with some alien ambassador, and after a really raunchy love-making session, she’s going to annihilate him with the lasers built into her fingertips. That’s a little bit better, but thinking about her all the times I’ve seen her outside of this photoshoot…not so much.

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