So a bunch of chicks, and possibly some curious guys, spent their Tuesday evening this week watching Tori Spelling’s show, Tori and Dean: Home Sweet Hollywood on the oxygen channel to witness the creation of life.

About 1.4 million viewers tuned in to see the episode where Tori Spelling gave birth to her second child, an event that actually happened about five months ago.

From what I can imagine, there must have been a lot of disappointment. For those people, I’m going to assume they either like to see other people suffer they way they had to when they gave birth, or they were naive enough to think something like that as a beautiful experience. Aaaah.. I remember that first time in my 8th grade science class when my teacher popped in some Discovery Channel video and the last few minutes consisted of a real life child birth…gross. When something is coming out, instead of in, a woman’s vagoo it is the worst thing in the world. It shouldn’t be possible to open wider than a black hole and push out the head of a baby the size of a waterbuffalo. IT JUST SHOULDN’T. Now I understood what that apostle Paul must have seen when he was temporary blinded by God.

Tori Spelling and her husband Dean McDermott welcomed a new baby into the world. A baby boy named Liam Aaron McDermott, who weighed in at 6 lbs 6 oz. The baby came just as Tori and her mother, Candy, were in the process of reuniting. According to People, Candy said,

“Words can’t describe the joy and elation I feel at this truly happy event,” Candy tells PEOPLE exclusively. “I am looking forward to doting on my new little grandson and all the memorable fun that comes with it.”

She’s happy for now. However, who is to say Tori Spelling won’t come home one day and find all her shit on Ebay!

I hate [tag]Tori Spelling[/tag], and so does her mother. Sources say that Tori’s parents stopped speaking to her because she made fun of her mother’s ebay room on the new show “[tag]So noTORIous[/tag]“. Tori’s mom has a shopping problem and allegedly has a room filled with junk she buys off ebay. Candy, Tori’s mother, threatened to sue Tori for making fun of the ebay room.

First, I can picture an enraged, uneducated shopaholic who sits on ebay 27 (yes 27) hours a day trying to find good deals on ebay so she can brag about how much money she’s “saved.” Then, law suits amongst family numbers is always interesting. I still have yet to see the law suit that I want to see, “Son sues mother for smoking and drinking while pregnant.” Finally, Tori Spelling is a joke. I hated her on [tag]90210[/tag]. I still hate her. When I see Tori Spelling, I sit and wonder to myself how come I wasn’t able to become a big named Hollywood actor, but then I realized it’s because I sit on the computer all day stuffing my face with garbage and showering once a week.

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