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Tom Cruise’s Daughter is the “Hottest Tot”

Kids are our future,  kids are important, and when you’re the seed of crazy man Tom Cruise and his love slave Katie Holmes, be expected to be one of the most publicized celebrity children.
The 2-year-old daughter of Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes tops Forbes.com’s second annual list of “Hollywood’s 10 Hottest Tots.”
Forbes.com, which ranked celebrity [...]

Tom Cruise Settles Score with Television Host

Tom Cruise bestowed Friars Club with his presence to roast the Today Show show host Matt Lauer.  From what I make of it, wierdoes like him have the worse sense of intentional humor.
The superstar… launched into a slide show of PhotoShopped pics of him and Matt jet skiing, barbecuing and sitting together on the couch.
“When [...]

The Morning Quickie

Abigail Clancy has the perfect breasts
Lindsay Lohan isn’t the only who can rock spandex
Speaking of Lindsay, who is she banging now
Brad Pitt’s kid is living large

Amy Winehouse is on something
Lookie Hea!  Hot chick in a bikini
Odette is all smiles
Kate Moss needs help in the bathroom

Jason Beghe is “Clear”

I have no idea who Jason Beghe is, apparently he was on CSI and Cane, but since those shows suck I don’t recognize them. Recently he shot a video where he completely slams Scientology. He was following the religion for 13 years and finally realized it’s a complete scam. In the video [...]

Confirmed: Tom Cruise is nuts

A recent video of an interview with Tom Cruise has “leaked” on the internet and it’s making the Scientology people a little squeamish.
In the bizarre clip (complete with eerie “Mission: Impossible” music), Tom goes on and on about how Scientologists are the “authorities on the mind,” and utters inside Scientology lingo — like “SPs” and [...]

Tom Cruise Likes His Man in a Suit

Katie Holmes has recently admitted that Tom Cruise loves it when she wears a suit. According to FF,
Katie said: “Tom likes me in a suit and a mini every now and then. I like it when he likes it. It makes me blush!
“He’ll say, ‘You look good. I hope security is going with you.’ Now [...]

Tom Cruise Plans for Another Girl

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes may add one more child to their emerging clan and rumor has it they want a girl. According to OK!,
“It’s something they want to do sooner rather than later,” a source from Tom’s Berlin Rubicon set tells OK!. “Suri has been such a joy for Tom, so he’d be more [...]

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes to Appear Nude

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are allegedly planning to appear naked in a magazine photo shoot to show off the more sensual side of their relationship. According to Australia’s New Weekly magazine,
“They have already started planning some of the photos. One suggestion they were keen on was a shot of them posing together in the [...]

Germans ALSO Hate Tom Cruise

I call this picture: “Serious… Constipation.”
While filming his new movie about the assassination attempt on Hitler in Germany, Tom Cruise, has been facing criticism from the German people. Germans have been comparing Cruise to the Nazi propaganda minister Joseph Goebbels, calling Cruise’s Scientology a:
totalitarian organization.
Meanwhile Scientology fired back calling German Protestants:
irresponsible [and] wrongheaded
Who the [...]

School Shootings: John Travolta Blames Psychiatric Drugs

John Travolta, who plays a woman in “Hair Spray,” has decided to blame Virginia Tech and Columbine on psychiatric drugs. According to Page Six, John Travolta said,
“I still think that if you analyze most of the school shootings, it is not gun control. It is [psychotropic] drugs at the bottom of it”
Oh. That explains everything. [...]

Scientologists vs. Kiddie Catholicism: FIGHT!

Even though Tom Cruise is a devout, very vocal, Scientologist, Katie Holmes wants to enroll Suri Cruise in “kiddie Catholicism” classes. According to the Post Chronicle,
The actress, who was raised a Catholic, gave up her religion and embraced the bizarre sci-fi cult when she met in Tom in 2005.
But Katie has now allegedly been secretly [...]

Tom Cruise does Hardy Boys

The popular books and tv series, “Hardy Boys,” is set to be filmed starring Ben Stiller and Tom Cruise. Yea, Tom Cruise. You know, the guy that use to command one of the highest paid salaries for acting, but managed to throw it all away following a sci-fi story. On the bright side, at least [...]

A Protective Tom Cruise, Hides Suri from the World, Aliens

After the Vanity Fair photo shoot, Suri Cruise has rarely been spotted in public, which shouldn’t come as a surprise considering she was hidden away for several months after her birth before anyone saw her. However, as the Chronicle reports, other celebrities have taken their children out to play in the sunlight.
Most families, even famous [...]

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes Set a Date

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are finally getting married and set a date for November 18th. After much speculation over the last few months, they have decided to make sure Suri Cruise was no longer a bastard. According to People,
The actor told Good Housekeeping in June that he and Holmes had waited to wed until [...]

Tom Cruise to appear on Oprah. Again!

Tom Cruise is currently in talks with re-appearing on the Oprah Winfrey show. According to Lifestyle Weekly, the main goal of this appearance won’t be to wreck and destroy his acting career like the last one did, but to help repair it.
“Tom needs to repair his image and Oprah is more than glad to help [...]

Daniel Smith’s cause of death divulged

Anna Nicole Smith has finally received the toxicology results reporting the cause of death for her son, Daniel Smith. According to People,
The death of Anna Nicole Smith’s 20-year-old son Daniel was caused by a lethal combination of methadone, Zoloft and Lexapro, pathologist Dr. Cyril Wecht has revealed.
Quick, get this story out of the press before [...]

Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise to have another baby

Katie Holmes recently admitted her plans to have another baby with Tom Cruise, but she first wants to be Tom’s wife before their next baby extravaganza.
The couple’s wedding, which was rumoured to be taking place this autumn, is now reportedly being fast-tracked because the former ‘Dawson’s Creek’ star is hoping to get pregnant again by [...]

Tom Cruise has been reborn

Putting aside the fact that Suri Cruise looks like a little boy who got into a fight with some black hair dye and baby powder, Tom Cruise keeps her nestled in his jacket as if he were a Kangaroo. I am beginning to understand the changes…
[tags]Tom Cruise, Suri Cruise, Katie Holmes[/tags]

Tom Cruise and Vanity Fair need help - they call each other

Vanity Fair, after reporting a decline in advertising pages by 15% and an increase in circulatiion by 7% late last month, hoisted their publisher off his helm because of his inability to capitalize off the increase in circulation. The new publisher has decided to attract advertising dollars by allowing Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes [...]

Tom Cruise makes cheap babies

According to media reports, Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes refused to sell photos of Suri Cruise because they weren’t as valuable as Shiloh Jolie-Pitt photos. Their largest offer for photos was for 3 million dollars whereas People reportedly paid 4 million for Shiloh.
A magazine expert tells Friedman now that the baby is nearly three months [...]

Tom Cruise in Tokyo without Suri

Tom Cruise had to visit Tokyo, Japan to promote his release of Mission Impossible 3. However, Tom was alone in Tokyo and when he was asked about his Suri Cruise and Katie Holmes, he responded,
“Unfortunately, I wanted to bring them but Suri, it’d be too much for her, we’re only going to be here for [...]

Tom Cruise replaced by George Clooney

Tom Cruise, the star of many expensive blockbusters, has been replaced by George Clooney in an upcoming action movie that Tom wanted. Although I dislike Tom Cruise and his public spectacle of Scientology, why they would choose George Clooney, the star of hits such as Oceans Twelve and Solaris, is beyond me. They would have [...]

Hilary Duff is a slut virgin

Hilary Duff has claimed she will remain a virgin until her wedding night, which is either the biggest lie I have ever heard or the most unfortunate statement Joel Madden would ever have to hear, aside from I cheated on you with Michael Jackson and Tom Cruise. Along with her claims of virginity and right [...]

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes work on baby #2

According to the National Enquirer, Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes allegedly are attempting to have another baby. Both, Tom and Katie are pleased with Suri Cruise, which is what prompted them to desire to have another baby right away.
“Tom and Katie are so thrilled with Suri that they want to have a second baby right [...]

Angelina Jolie derailed Tom Cruise’s Scientology train

Tom Cruise has attempted to convert Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt to Scientology, but Angelina thwarted his attempts. According to the National Enquirer, Tom recently called up the new parents of Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt to congratulate them and ask if they would accept a Scientology award for all the charity work they have done. The [...]

Madonna ends relationship with Britney Spears

Madonna supposedly has ended her friendship with Britney Spears because she gave up Kabbalah. Madonna has also requested Britney give back the 12th century Kabbalah book, which was a wedding present. A source told Britain’s Hot Star magazine,
Madonna spent months teaching Britney the Kabbalah system, and splashed out thousands on the ancient scripture [...]

Tom Cruise pulls Katie to the hilltops

Come on honey - to the hills I say. TO THE HILLS. No one will call me short there or make fun of our religion.
Tom Cruise secretly acquired a plot of land, through the church of Scientology, on a hilltop that overlooks California’s San Fernando Valley, which is where Tom plans to build his dream [...]

Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise are no longer in paradise

According to Life and Style weekly, Tom Cruise an Katie Holmes allegedly got into a huge fight which ended in Katie taking the baby, Suri, to her parents in Ohio, to flee from Tom. An insider said,
The couple allegedly had a “huge argument” which ended with Katie declaring, “I’m doing this and you can’t stop [...]

Tom Cruise bites the hand that feeds him

Tom Cruise bans television and computer games for his two eldest children, Isabella and Connor. The star’s adopted children from his ex-wife, Nicole Kidman are also expected to help out around the house by doing chores because he feels it is good for them to learn how to work. Tom Cruise said,
They can listen to [...]

Katie Holmes denies her parents

Katie Holmeses parents were denied visitation rights of their first grandchild, Suri Cruise, for two and a half weeks. Sources say they were denied because Tom Cruise was promoting his new movie which made it so he could not be present to monitor the actions of the evil Christians who may try to corrupt Suri. [...]

Katie Holmes flaunts her nursing bra with Tom Cruise

[tag]Katie Holmes[/tag] flaunts her nursing bra in a desperate attempt to assure the world the baby is real. I don’t understand how anyone could walk around like this and not notice they’re exposed. Where was [tag]Tom Cruise[/tag] on this? I would hope if I was walking around with my penis hanging out of my fly, [...]

Tom Cruise arrives at the “Late Show” with David Letterman

[tag]Tom Cruise[/tag]: I am not crazy, but I do have a movie to promote. Who wants to wrestle? Oh, you do?

Tom Cruise still going..

Tom holds a teddy bear, probably in the same manner he holds his daughter.
[tag]Tom Cruise[/tag] was in London to help promote Mission Impossible III. Cruise spent up to four hours chatting away with fans before the film. When asked if he missed his daughter, he was quoted as saying,
How can [...]

Tom Cruise loves used diapers

Tom Cruise: Keri! I like feces.
Keri Russell: Wow! me too.
[tag]Tom Cruise[/tag] and [tag]Katie Holmes[/tag] use a system for taking care of their new baby. Tom Cruise said,
I changed her first. I change diapers all the time. I have to tell you, I love it. We have a whole system worked out. It’s the ‘B and [...]

Tom Cruise and Prostitutes

Tom and the soft streetlight as he hangs with hookers.
[tag]Tom Cruise[/tag] always finds some way to go on talking about his life. And it gets stranger all the time. When Tom was a struggling actor, he used to hitchhike with prostitutes to get back home in New Jersey. He was [...]

Cruise talks about Suri

Tom Cruise: Now with 100% more crazy!
[tag]Tom Cruise[/tag] was still talking about his daughter during the Mission Impossible III reunion on Primetime. After the birth of his daughter, Cruise met up with fellow cast members. [tag]Laurence Fishburne[/tag] was quoted as saying,
We were hugging each other like we always do. [...]

The Tom Cruise Birth - Epilogue

A protective [tag]Tom Cruise[/tag] takes [tag]Katie Holmes[/tag] back from the hospital
The birthwatch is finally over and people can rest knowing the baby is here. The baby, Suri, is said to have “lots and lots of dark hair and big, blue eyes”. The possibility of it being an alien has not been ruled out. [...]

Brooke Shields has a child…

[tag]Brooke Shields[/tag] popped out another baby. According to Access Hollywood, it was supposedly on the same floor as [tag]Tom Cruise[/tag]’s baby. This was Shields’s second child. The actress spoke about postpartum depression and how it won’t affect her for her second pregnancy. She was quoted as saying,
And nothing is [...]

Tom Cruise has a BABY GIRL! Katie Holmes involved.

So the day has finally come!! [tag]Tom Cruise[/tag] and [tag]Katie Holmes[/tag] gave birth to a baby girl. A spokesman, Arnold Robinson, was quoted as saying,
The baby, named [tag]Suri[/tag], weighed 7 pounds, 7 ounces and measured 20 inches long. The name Suri has its origins in Hebrew, meaning “princess,” or in Persian, meaning “red rose”.
In [...]

Tom Cruise is not crazy. It’s the media.

[tag]Tom Cruise[/tag] was recently voted by 84 percent of voters on Parade.com poll that he is portrayed in a negative light because the media chooses to portray him this way. It isn’t Tom’s fault, It is the media’s.  The only problem with this poll is of the 18,000 votes administered, 14,000 came from 10 different computers. Tom’s spokesperson refused [...]

Cruise considers The Placenta!

[tag]Tom Cruise[/tag] considered eating the placenta of [tag]Katie Holmes[/tag] after she had given birth. He was quoted as saying,
I thought that would be good. Very nutritious.
Probably with a nice chianti and some fava beans!?!? After being told it was a big meal, Cruise reconsidered and decided not to. [...]

Katie Holmes is still packin’

This picture doesn’t even need commentary. Aside from the fact she is still fat, still ugly, and still dating [tag]Tom Cruise[/tag], [tag]Katie Holmes[/tag] even manages to put on the best smile I have ever seen.

Tom Cruise Regrets NOTHING!!

For those of you who didn’t watch the Primetime interview with Diane Sawyer, when asked about jumping on Orpah’s couch, [tag]Tom Cruise[/tag] was quoted as saying,
I say: ‘Now there’s some fun. There’s some fun.’ That’s what I see.
I say: Now that is a crazy man. There’s a straight jacket [...]

Tom Cruise wants children present at birth

[tag]Tom Cruise[/tag] wants his two adopted children of his previous marriage to [tag]Nicole Kidman[/tag], to be present at the birth of his new child. Nicole is against it. Tom Cruise rationalizes it by saying, “it might make them feel involved but Nicole thought the exact opposite.”
Giving birth is a beautiful thing. Giving someone a golden [...]

Tom Cruise holds Seminars for the Baby!

As the baby approaches Earth, [tag]Tom Cruise[/tag] has started holding seminars for people who will come in contact with the baby. He was quoted on saying,
We have been doing seminars so that everybody in the family understands what Kate’s going through and for Kate to understand it. We have also been studying what [...]

Katie Holmes is a Scientologist?!

Katie keeps silent…
[tag]Tom Cruise[/tag] was recently interview for Primtime with Diane Sawyer. When asked about Katie, her religion, Scientology, and aliens. Tom Cruise told Sawyer that in regards to their religion,
…we’re just Scientologists.
I think I saw [tag]Katie Holmes[/tag] on a milk carton somewhere. Is she supposed to keep [...]

TomKat in GQ

[tag]Tom Cruise[/tag] and [tag]Katie Holmes[/tag] posed in [tag]GQ[/tag] recently. Not even the professional GQ photographers can make their affection for each other look genuine. This marriage is still Tom’s way of denying his sexual preference and ensuring he is normal. You failed.

Tom Hanks and Tom Cruise top the list

[tag]Tom Hanks[/tag] and [tag]Tom Cruise[/tag] were recently rated in Ulmer’s scale of actor bankability as the top actors. Ulmer said, “Tom Cruise could stand on top of his head in the middle of Santa Monica Blvd. and in Swahili quote the Koran, and someone would pay $100 million for that movie — ditto for Tom [...]

Katie, Suck on this.

[tag]Tom Cruise[/tag] is a caring man. He understands how difficult it is going to be for [tag]Katie Holmes[/tag] to remain quiet while giving birth. As previously reported he gave her an IPOD with several hand selected songs for Katie. Tom Cruise will hold no boundaries to ensure comfort for Katie Holmes. This time, he allegedly [...]

The baby is coming… THE BABY IS COMING!!!

As each day passes, we are closer to history in the making. [tag]Katie Holmes[/tag] will soon give birth to the child of [tag]Tom Cruise[/tag]. Each week has been filled with tension as we find out whether Tom Cruise’s child will be a boy or a girl. A few weeks ago, we [...]

Tom Cruise burns People

[tag]Tom Cruise[/tag] is being sued by one of his stuntmen because he suffered third degree burns on over sixty percent of his body on the set of [tag]Mission Impossible III[/tag]. The stuntman claims the burns have left him incapable of making love to his wife. The reason he is suing both Paramount and Cruise/Wagner production [...]

The next IPOD campaign: IPODbirth.

It is reported that [tag]Tom Cruise[/tag] provided his wife with an IPOD with 300 hand selected songs to help assist [tag]Katie Holmes[/tag] in keeping quiet during birth to prevent psychological damage to the child. There will also be several Scientology elders present along with 6ft signs reminding Katie she needs to remain quiet. Scientology rules.
I [...]

Tom Cruise isn’t Crazy

[tag]Tom Cruise[/tag] was seen on Tuesday as a host at a Yahoo convention in Sunnyvale, California, where he had an impromptu arm wrestling match with CEO Terry Semel, but Tom Cruise isn’t crazy. He reenacted his jumping on the sofa scene, originally seen on [tag]Oprah[/tag], by jumping on a chair at the Yahoo convention and [...]

Cruise drops the Cruiser

It is reported that [tag]Tom Cruise[/tag] went straight to the head person in charge of Viacom and warned them that if they air the [tag]Scientology[/tag] satire episode, Tom won’t promote [tag]Mission Impossible 3[/tag]. This is a major threat because Paramount is counting on MI3 to be their cash cow this coming summer. After the threat, [...]

Oh Tom, Silly Charade.

Tom cruise and Katie Holmes supposedly has taken part in a wedding ceremony on a ship. They exchanged their scientology rings and other big name Scientology members were present including John Travolta and Kirstie Alley. I still don’t know why they are keeping the relationship together and supposedly plan on getting married for real later [...]