Did you hear about Tila Tequila getting her ass kicked on stage? She was performing at the Gathering of Juggalos, a music festival in Illinois. According to Radar Online, Insane Clown Posse supporters went apeshit crazy on Tila, throwing rocks, bottles, and even human shit (NO joke) at her.

“Everyone started booing,” Tila says in a new interview.

“I was like, ‘Alright, this is a violent and tough crowd,’ so I went out there just to try and have fun… But immediately before I got up there, things were being thrown, there was so much stuff being thrown, besides just beer bottles.”

So shit’s being thrown up on the stage and she goes on anyway? What the hell was she thinking? That all she had to do was flash her tits and she’d mesmerize them?

But Tila isn’t letting a little beating and public humiliation get her down. Here she is, out shopping, bandages and all. Hopefully she’s given up the singing career.

Photos by FAME

Haven’t seen much of this nutcase Tila Tequila lately, but she’s not going to go away THAT quietly, so here she is, working those fake tits, legs, and blonde wig for all their worth.

And the tits and wig are probably worth a lot, considering Tila can’t afford to spare any expense if she wants us to look at her ass.

Have you missed Tila? I admit, I heartily enjoyed watching the video where she was rolling around naked declaring herself “an angel” (looked like the chick was high as a kite, but her body still looked pretty damn good).

Photos by Fame Pictures

Don’t let your eyes and ability to rationize things fool you.  No, this isn’t just some random fifteen-year-old celebrating her new found freedom from the restraints of school this summer, this is something perhaps far more dangerious–Tila Tequila begging for your attention.

As if being a bisexual asian with a bra size bigger than “zero” isn’t enough.

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I thought Blender was supposed to be a magazine for musicians.  What the hell is Tila Tequila doing on the cover?    Why is she even relevant?  Why doesn’t someone just throw water on her.  Wait, that makes Gremlins multiply doesn’t it.  Give me a break here, I’m not that caught up with my 80′s movie trivia.

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