Celebrity Gossip by Derek Hail

Tila Tequila pictures and gossip


A Gremlin or Tila Tequila?

I thought Blender was supposed to be a magazine for musicians.  What the hell is Tila Tequila doing on the cover?    Why is she even relevant?  Why doesn’t someone just throw water on her.  Wait, that makes Gremlins multiply doesn’t it.  Give me a break here, I’m not that caught up with my 80’s movie [...]

Tila Tequila has carry-ons

I’m impressed. Usually Tila Tequila is such an attention whore she would show up in public places wearing a ridiculous clothing or running around dry humping everything in sight just so she would get noticed. Here she looks slightly normal and no one’s getting dry humped. Could she be growing up? [...]

What a spectacular Attention Whore

Tila Tequila is famous for being perhaps the world’s biggest attention whore.  What the hell is the point of this outfit other than to get noticed?  Why wear a coat?  What the hell’s up with that rugged jawline?  If you put a mask on her you could call her “The Chomper”.  Her super powers would [...]

Look at me I have boobs!

Tila Tequila is perhaps the world’s biggest attention whore. She does absolutely nothing well. Her “music” sucks, her show on MTV is unwatchable, and her face looks like someone put it into a vice and scrunched it up. The sad reality is that guys will do practically anything for big [...]