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	<title>Celebrity Gossip by Derek Hail &#187; Teri Hatcher</title>
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		<title>Teri Hatcher Denies Plastic Surgery and Botox Rumors</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 07 Feb 2007 20:05:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Derek Hail</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Teri Hatcher has denied the internet rumors proclaiming she has received Botox injections and plastic surgery. Despite whether or not you believe Teri, according to People, Teri said, &#8220;I don&#8217;t use Botox or Restylane and I&#8217;ve never had any surgery, no matter what you&#8217;ve read.&#8221; Well isn&#8217;t Teri Hatcher lucky. At least if she received [...]]]></description>
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<p><strong>Teri Hatcher</strong> has denied the internet rumors proclaiming she has received <strong>Botox injections</strong> and plastic surgery. Despite whether or not you believe Teri, according to People, Teri said,</p>
<blockquote><p>&#8220;I don&#8217;t use Botox or Restylane and I&#8217;ve never had any surgery, no matter what you&#8217;ve read.&#8221;</p></blockquote>
<p>Well isn&#8217;t Teri Hatcher lucky. At least if she received some form of plastic surgery, she would have an excuse, but she didn&#8217;t. Her face just naturally looks as if she is pressing it against a piece of saran wrap  On the brightside, at least its keeping the freshness in.</p>
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		<title>Teri Hatcher Bikini Pictures are Shocking</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Jan 2007 20:50:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Derek Hail</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m not the slightest bit attracted to Teri Hatcher, but unfortunately some of you think she is something to stare at, which was proven to me by a Hate Mail I received yesterday after I made fun of her. So, although it pains me to post these, I decided to help you all out and [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p></p><p>I&#8217;m not the slightest bit attracted to <strong>Teri Hatcher</strong>, but unfortunately some of you think she is something to stare at, which was proven to me by a Hate Mail I received yesterday after I made fun of her. So, although it pains me to post these, I decided to help you all out and provide the <strong>bikini pictures</strong> of Manface Hatcher.<strong>Discuss:</strong> As <a title="In Case You Didn't Know" target="_blank" href="http://www.icydk.com">ICYDK</a> pointed out, what the hell is wrong with her bikini bottoms?</p>
<p><strong>Images were Removed by Request</strong></p>
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		<title>Teri Hatcher, The Planets, Menstrual Cramps, and Delusions of Grandeur</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Jan 2007 17:51:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Derek Hail</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Teri Hatcher recently professed her extreme happiness with her life and the position she is currently in because of how great it is. So great, that the planets must be aligned. According to the Chronicle, Teri said, She told Britain&#8217;s New magazine: &#8220;I think I&#8217;m very lucky. I don&#8217;t think the planets have ever been [...]]]></description>
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<p><strong>Teri Hatcher</strong> recently professed her extreme happiness with her life and the position she is currently in because of how great it is. So great, that the planets must be aligned. According to the <a target="_blank" title="Teri Hatcher likes the pLanets" href="http://www.postchronicle.com/news/entertainment/tittletattle/article_21257355.shtml">Chronicle</a>, Teri said,</p>
<blockquote><p><span id="intelliTXT" class="article_text">She told Britain&#8217;s New magazine: &#8220;I think I&#8217;m very lucky. I don&#8217;t think the planets have ever been so aligned for me in my life.</span></p>
<p>&#8220;They&#8217;re so aligned that I&#8217;ve been having periods and not even having cramps.&#8221;</p></blockquote>
<p>What a crazy little girl. She also said,</p>
<blockquote><p><span id="intelliTXT" class="article_text">Hatcher, 42, has also admitted she was surprised to be named as one of the hottest actresses in America.</span></p></blockquote>
<p>She wasn&#8217;t the only one surprised. All of America was surprised too. Why <strong>Manface Hatcher</strong> would be graced with such an honor is beyond me, but I guess this just reaffirms my belief that these lists are trash, unless of course, I made it.</p>
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