I guess it’s a good thing to see Tara Reid’s not lighting up anything worse than a cigarette, given her, um… history. ’Cause let’s be honest: we all know this chick’s smoked far worse than tobacco. That rough-looking face of hers makes that clear.

Tara was spotted going out to dinner. Her golden globes are propped up and pushed out.

Don’t blame her for that. I’m sure she paid enough for those tits: she should get her money’s worth. Especially with how messed up her stomach was at one point.

I hear Tara’s in for the American Pie 4 movie, so she’s working. Hopefully she’s got a good business manager ’cause something tells me the old girl (for a starlet) doesn’t have many jobs left in her at this point.

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American Pie starlet Tara Reid has managed to sink her hooks snag herself a new man. This time it’s Dutch businessman Michael Lilleund. You can tell Tara’s gunning for broke with the way her tits and propped up and pushed out.

Rumor has it she wasn’t able to get her last fiance, Michael Axtmann, down the aisle because Tara REFUSED to sign a prenup.

I don’t know what the hell Tara was thinking: I’m sure whatever little money she managed to make in Hollywood is pretty much gone, and she’d have done better off with a prenup from a millionaire than whatever appearance fees she manages to earn sloshing around drunk at those Hollywood parties.

Well, maybe Dutch guys don’t do prenups. I’m sure Tara’s hoping that on a wing and a prayer (and her tits).

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Tara Reid may have been to rehab (and who knows, maybe she’s just drinking… um, juice… okay, I know that’s probably not the case, but at least I considered the possibility), but she clearly still knows how to get her party on.

This chick is hanging out with her ex (Michael Axtmann, who is said to have refused to marry her when she refused to sign a prenup- dude isn’t THAT damn dumb), and, of all people, Dennis Rodman.

And Tara’s girls are barely under control in that dress.

You know somebody got some that night.

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Now if there’s one chick who should RUN, not walk, away from the plastic surgeon’s office, it’s Tara Reid. She got seriously effed up when she went under the knife. Remember those pictures of her lumpy stomach?

But it looks like Tara may not have learned her lesson. In addition to her lopsided tits, it looks like she’s had MORE work done. This time to her face.

But I’m not sure. What do you think? Below are some old pictures of her. I can’t quite tell, but I think she looked better before, in the older pics below…

Photos by Fame Pictures and Bauer-Griffin

I’m still trying to figure out what happened to Tara Reid. She used to be a hot starlet, you know, back in her days when she was with Carson Daly. Now she’s become a cautionary tale about how Hollywood starlets can go terribly wrong.

How does someone manage to have seemingly not an ounce of extra fat on her body yet still have a saggy, wrinkled old fart’s ass? Beats me, but Tara’s accomplished it. A little nipping and tucking in the trunk wouldn’t hurt, Tara. Or a sarong.

This is an old photoshoot that Tara Reid did. It reminds me that at one time she was hot. Like, I can see why Carson Daly dated her hot. And why anyone ever gave a damn about her.

I know Tara’s out of rehab, so maybe things are falling back into place for her so she can regain her hotness. For now, I’ll enjoy these pictures.

The reasons for Tara Reid’s decision to hit up the rehab scene right before the holidays have been revealed: she likes the alcohol a little too much.

…A source tells PEOPLE in its new issue: “Tara has a problem with alcohol. It’s been at the root of much discomfort between herself and her family and friends.”

In fact, the source says that Reid’s relationship with her family and close friends “has been strained” recently. “She becomes erratic and is a completely different person when she’s intoxicated, which is hard for people close to her to watch.”

My question is, how come we don’t have any of that possible hilarious footage on camera?  Isn’t the general population that has watched her grow old in front of the movie screen and have seen her partially naked qualified as some sort of family or friend?  Aren’t we too entitled to have watched her transform into a booze hound?  Apparently not.

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Tara Reid shocks and mystifies millions with her secret admittance to rehab over the weekend.  No one has mentioned why she was admitted, and even the people she has worked with recently in the past didn’t expect to see this coming.

The American Pie actress and velvet-rope fixture has checked into Promises Treatment Center in Malibu, according to her publicist, Jack Ketsoyan.

“We appreciate your respect to her and her family’s privacy at this time,” he said. Ketsoyan did not say what Reid is being treated for and no other details were forthcoming.

The move comes as a surprise to Reunion Pictures’ Matthew O’Connor, who coproduced Reid last year on the made-for-TV horror flick Vipers.

“Absolutely not,” O’Connor said when asked whether he had noticed any warning signs that Reid might have a problem. “She was better than fine—great.”

I suppose technically, you would expect not to pick up on the signs when dealing with an actor.  This just goes to prove you don’t have to be an amazing one to put your crazy problems aside when you could really use the money and publicity–even if it’s for some dinky television movie that people will only watch because every day for a month every eight hours.

And as you can see, she looks quite normal here when the launch of her clothing line “Mantra.”  Even her nips haven’t lost its integrity yet.

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