Paris Hilton, after alleging she was punched by Shanna Moakler – who has claimed she was shoved down a flight of steps by Stavros Niarchos, has dumped Travis Barker. According to MSNBC,

“Paris realized this was not what she needed in her life right now.”

Paris is all about friendship, rainbows, and fuzzy little animals. She buckled down, much to Shanna Moakler’s extreme delight I’m sure, and decided to call it quits with Travis Barker, which isn’t weird at all because Paris is a loyal, dedicated girlfriend, who doesn’t have a new man every other day of the week.

Shanna Moakler, Paris Hilton, and Stavros Niarchos were present at club Hyde on Wednesday night and at around 1:10am, Shanna approached Paris shouting profanities and then socked Paris in the jaw. Paris was escorted out safely and proceeded to the police station to file a report. Shanna claimed, Stavros Niarchos poured a drink over her head and then shoved her down a flight of steps and proceeded to file a report as well. According to TMZ, Elliot Mintz, Paris Hilton’s rep, said,

Mintz told TMZ, “I would encourage Paris, with the consent of her attorney, to seek a restraining order against Moakler to prevent any escalation of this irrational and dangerous behavior.”

Stavros is such a manly man. He must run the mile in 45 seconds and bench press 700 pounds. I’m impressed. He was able to shove a 110 pound woman down a flight of steps. He should be real proud of himself. Shanna on the other hand, really should be ecstatic. She did what most people would love to do! She gave it to Paris in the mouth. You know, for sleeping with her ex-husband, not the video.

Video of Shanna talking to the cops

**UPDATE**

Paris Hilton who claimed Shanna punched her in the face does not look as if anything bad happened to her. Why couldn’t she spit out a tooth or something? What the hell… X17 online has a video of Paris Hilton walking and acting as if nothing had happened.

Paris Hilton is extremely upset that Lindsay Lohan has been seeing her ex, Stavros Niarchos. According to Page Six, Paris tried to pick a fight with Lindsay Lohan on Monday night, but Lindsay decided it wasn’t worth her time.

She(Paris Hilton) screamed insults at Lohan at Butter on Monday night. Witnesses report Hilton went up to Lohan and shouted, “I can’t believe you and Stavros! You are ridiculous!” After taking more insults and curses, Lohan said, “That’s how you say hello? I don’t need to respond to you.” Lohan promptly left. A rep for Lohan said, “Correct. Paris tried to pick a fight with her and started screaming at her, but Lindsay took the high road.” After Lohan left, Hilton did a striptease for N.Y. Knick David Lee, Eli Manning and a bunch of other N.Y. Giants.

Some people handle anger and depression in different ways. Some eat a tub of ice cream, others exercise, and to the more extreme, some may eve drink themselves into the ground, but Paris handles her emotions in a much more positive manner. She takes her clothes off for multiple men, which would explain why she is referred to as a slut. She must be a firm believer in theraputic sex.

Pictures of Lindsay Lohan at Calvin Klein Collection Toasts

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TMZ.com has an excluse video of [tag]Paris Hilton[/tag] and [tag]Matt Leinhart[/tag] dancing and kissing. It didn’t take long for Paris to move on and forget [tag]Stavros Niarchos[/tag]. The funniest part about this video is the fact that Paris starts singing again. Why does she insist on embarassing herself?

Without further ado, the video can be watched HERE 

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