Star Jones is in love! With food that is, but she’s masking it well with her new chef boyfriend.

“This was one of the first times they were out in public together,” a friend of Jones’ tells PEOPLE, after the couple were spotted kissing in the stands at the U.S. Open last weekend. “It’s a new relationship, and he makes her very happy.”

Yeah, well if i was a fat woman trapped in…well the swamp thing’s body, I’d be very happy too.   You know how when you work in places that have certain smells, they always seem to rub off on you?  Well because of that, it will only be a short while until he turns up missing, and she’ll be on television licking her fingers telling us it was fun (and delicious) while it lasted.  To the lucky man, I have to say, “GET OUT WHILE YOU CAN.”

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RealGM is reporting perhaps the biggest lie of this century.

Dwyane Wade is reportedly dating Star Jones, a former co-host of The View, who recently filed for divorce.

It was announced last September that Wade and his wife Siovaughn were also divorcing.

Jones is 20 years older than the Miami Heat guard.

I AM SORRY.  There is no way Dwayne Wade would be seen with THIS BEAST on his arm:

Dwayne Wade can probably nail 20 year old college girls in Miami, but he’s going to waste his time with this 40 year old monster from beneath the sea?  It’s very apparent Star Jones’ people planted this lie.  If I were Dwayne, I would sue this bitch for everything she had.  Too bad her bank account is probably filled with Jenny Craig coupons.

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“The only reason I went to KFC was for the skin!”

Apparently Star Jones had a show on television. I’m not sure what station picked it up. I think you could only get it if you used a hanger covered in aluminum foil. Anyway, she got canned and she is no longer on TV. If it were up to me, I would have dropped her ass in the Everglades so she could join the rest of the frogs, but instead of her joining a group singing “Bud-Weis-Er,” she could go solo screaming “Haa-Gen Daz!”

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“Spot the Ugly Bitch!”

Star Jones is angry that men get more money than women in the TV industry. As she said in a recent interview in Marie Claire:

Women still make 70-something cents to every man’s dollar, as if my bread somehow costs 30 cents less than his bread. That p – - – es me off!

Well when your bread consists of being on Court TV for a show that nobody will watch, it sort of runs stale with no interest. She went on to say:

Donald Trump told me, ‘Star, they’d never have given you a hard time if you were a white guy.’ We have to live with who we are. We’ll always be thought of as the chick in the skirt.

I always thought of Star Jones as Al Roker in a skirt. With that in mind, she could be close to becoming a white guy, all she has to do is bleach her skin, penis and all.

Star Jones probably isn’t even: human.
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