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George Clooney Is Hitting This (Stacy Keibler)

Tracee — Wed, 24 Aug 2011 16:41:49 +0000

Here’s the newest chick George Clooney is supposed to be banging: Stacy Keibler.

Damn, George, He may be looking old as dirt, but I have to show the dude respect: his taste in chicks is extraordinary.

Stacy’s hitting the gym, surely to keep her ass in tip-top shape for George. Stacy’s no dumbass. This is her best chance at getting some fame.

She hasn’t said a word about dating him, but she doesn’t have to. When was the last time you saw her ass mentioned in the media or her paparazzi pics?

Not that I’m complaining: I could check out that rack all damn day.

Photos by FAME

Stacy Keibler Does Katsuya

Tracee — Fri, 01 Jul 2011 10:55:12 +0000

Stacy Keibler was spotted going out to have dinner at Katsuya. That’s nice and all, but LOOK at this chick’s Golden Globes.

Magnificent, aren’t they? Full and round and so damn golden.

I just want to rip that skimpy top off and feast. To hell with Katsuya’s food (although I’m sure it’s delicious and all).

Hell, I’d watch her wrestling. And I’d be praying the whole time that her top would get torn off. Add in some mud and string bikinis and my ass would buy tickets to be there in person.

Photos by FAME

Stacy Keibler Has Incredible Legs

thebrokenfarted — Fri, 02 Jan 2009 16:21:23 +0000

When Stacy Kiebler showed up at the Liv Nightclub to ring in the New Years in that dress, it looked like God himself opened up the sky and light a celestial light shine solely on those killer legs of hers. Apparently he has good taste–or just admiring a job well done.

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thebrokenfarted — Mon, 13 Oct 2008 09:00:12 +0000

Maxim reminds us in its November issue that Stacy Keibler is definitely one thing to be thankful for this holiday season. If she showed us more than just her shoulders and a peek of her great ass, hell, if she was here right now, we both could add my homestyle “stuffed turkey” to the list.

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Derek Hail — Tue, 13 May 2008 09:55:59 +0000

It’s been a while since our last Stacy Keibler sighting. Mostly because she’s kind of boring and doesn’t have much going on. Even this picture is kind of boring. I guess it’s just the bright purple pants that caught my attention. Bright colors and fast movements get me everytime. It makes it so hard to focus that I – Oh Hey, what’s that?

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Derek Hail — Wed, 06 Feb 2008 12:22:54 +0000

Ladies, I don’t know where you’re getting your fashion advice, but hats are not cute. You show me a woman that looks good in a hat and I’ll show you a 80 year old black woman going to church. Take the damn things off. Please.

Stacy Keibler denies us a bikini

Derek Hail — Tue, 29 Jan 2008 11:55:19 +0000

Stacy Keibler is cruel. She’s at some Hawaiian Tropic event and she’s fully clothed. What’s the deal? Her career is pretty much non existent at this point, I think a few bikini pictures could help. It’s actually part of my 5 step program to reach fame and fortune. I don’t want to give away the whole program but it involves bikinis, a sex tape, and my penis. It’s only $29.95! Order Now!

Stacy Keibler on a slow day

Derek Hail — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 13:51:45 +0000

There is absolutely nothing going on today. I’m sick of all the Britney news. I really don’t care about the whole Dr. Phil angle. I’ll tell you what I do care about. Stacy Keibler. She actually doesn’t look to good here, but it’s either this or Dr. Phil’s goofy smile. I think I made the right choice.