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		<title>Tom Cruise isn&#8217;t Crazy</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[[tag]Tom Cruise[/tag] was seen on Tuesday as a host at a Yahoo convention in Sunnyvale, California, where he had an impromptu arm wrestling match with CEO Terry Semel, but Tom Cruise isn&#8217;t crazy. He reenacted his jumping on the sofa scene, originally seen on [tag]Oprah[/tag], by jumping on a chair at the Yahoo convention and [...]]]></description>
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<p>[tag]<strong>Tom Cruise</strong>[/tag] was seen on Tuesday as a host at a Yahoo convention in Sunnyvale, California, where he had an impromptu arm wrestling match with CEO Terry Semel, but Tom Cruise isn&#8217;t crazy. He reenacted his jumping on the sofa scene, originally seen on [tag]Oprah[/tag], by jumping on a chair at the Yahoo convention and then beamed about his fiancee [tag]<strong>Katie Holmes</strong>[/tag], but Tom Cruise isn&#8217;t crazy. He brings out his fiancee, rubs her stomach and kisses her in public, once more trying to desperately solidify his public image with his fake marriage, but Tom Cruise isn&#8217;t crazy. Tom Cruise is out of his fucking mind if he thinks that he is going to strong-arm [tag]<strong>South Park</strong>[/tag] creators [tag]<strong>Matt Stone</strong>[/tag] and [tag]<strong>Trey Parker</strong>[/tag] without being made fun of.</p>
<p>Below is part of the South Park rebuttal episode to the initial pulling of the original Scientology episode. Below is the Return and Death of Chef.</p>
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<p><a title="Tom Cruise is Crazy" target="_blank" href="http://abcnews.go.com/Entertainment/wireStory?id=1761415">Source</a></p>
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