Celebrity Gossip by Derek Hail » Sophie Monk

Sophie Monk Show Some Leg

Tracee — Wed, 26 Aug 2009 08:23:02 +0000

Chicks. Gotta love’em. Sophie Monk covers up that rack of hers, but she doesn’t leave us completely hanging while she’s out pumping gas: she shows off those amazing legs of hers. Those are enough to get a lot of guys pumping. Can you imagine pulling up to get some gas and running into a chick who looked like this?

I need to get gas more often.

Photos by Fame Pictures

Sophie Monk failed

Derek Hail — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 13:04:09 +0000

I like Sophie Monk but her attempt to be sexy has failed here, mostly because you can see her hairy bush through her saggy bikini bottoms. Or at least I think you can. I wouldn’t know what one looks like, most of the women I date have grooming habits that aren’t from the 1800’s.

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Sophie Monk’s has a sad ass

Derek Hail — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 10:41:53 +0000

Here’s a riddle for you. What is thin, blonde, and loves to go to the gym every day yet her ass looks like a 10 pounds of pudding in a small sock? If you guessed Sophie Monk than you deserve a prize. Too bad you won’t get one hanging around here.

Sophie Monk is greasy

Derek Hail — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 11:20:58 +0000

Why does Sophie Monk always look like she just ran through a slip-n-slide filled with Olive Oil? Sometimes it looks ok, like if she’s naked, which apparently Sophie has no problem with.

The blonde beauty stars alongside Winona Ryder and fellow Aussie Simon Baker in the upcoming “Sex and Death 101,” and according to director Daniel Waters, she had no hang-ups whatsoever when filming full-on nude scenes.

“I cast Americans and they’re always like, ‘Yeah, we like sex,’ but then they start to question everything, so I like casting Australians because they like going naked,” he told Tarts.

“Sophie had no hang-ups at all. She was more worried about her air-hockey abilities than going nude, which is very rare for an actress. Australians are much more open and don’t get embarrassed — in fact, they are impossible to embarrass.”

So Sophie is greasy, loves to be naked, and enjoys a great game of table hockey? Benji Madden left her for a walking case of Herpes? That just doesn’t add up.

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