Yeah, here’s Modern Family star Sofia Vergara still filming her commercial. But really, WHO the hell tires of seeing Sofia (and those mouth-watering TITS) restrained only by a bathing suit?

If you say that you get tired of it, and you’re dude, then you’re either gay or blind. Not that there’s anything wrong with being either one of those things- it just means that’s the reason you don’t appreciate the sight of Sofia’s LETHAL curves.

I think Modern Family needs to arrange for the family to get stranded on a tropical island. With only swimwear.

And Sofia, of course, should only have string bikinis. It would be a ratings BONANZA, I tell you!

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If you’re a Coke man, you probably won’t be after you see Sofia Vergara’s Pepsi commercials.

Here she is shooting them, and as you can see, the Modern Family star doesn’t hold back in flaunting that luscious rack. Hell, I’m getting thirsty just looking at it, although I’m not exactly thirsty for Pepsi (or any drink, for that matter).

Although I wonder what the hell is up with the wrap? I’m sure Sofia’s ass is as well-shaped as those tits, so there’s NO need to hide them.

Really.

Don’t be shy, Sofia. And Pepsi SURE as hell shouldn’t be getting prudish.

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The organizers for the NAACP Image Awards knew how to spice things up: nominate Modern Family’s HOTTEST star (and I mean that in the literal sense), Sofia Vergara, and let her flaunt those curves all over the damn red carpet.

(I’ll have Halle Berry, who didn’t disappoint either, but for now, let’s focus on Sofia.)

Sofia definitely has the TITS and the ASS to make the basic black dress all kinds of luscious.

Sofia won, too. No surprise there. The T&A alone are worthy of any awards you have to give out.

(You know you agree with me.)

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Having a chick cook for you is nice no matter what (as long as she can actually cook, and you don’t have to worry about getting sick or poisoned, that is), but can you imagine if that chick cooking for you was Sofia Vergara?

Damn.

Can you imagine those tits, all sweaty over a steaming pot on the stove? Double Damn.

Sofia apparently plays a chef in some romcom shit-movie called New Year’s Eve (it’s the sequel to what I’m sure was the equally shitty Valentine’s Day). Now normally, I’d say there’s NO way in HELL you’d get my ass into the theater to see New Year’s Eve.

But if they have a (okay, it would have to be many) scenes showing Sofia’s sweaty tits heaving in lots of steam, I could probably be persuaded.

Just sayin’.

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You have to admit, in addition to being SMOKIN’ hot, Sofia Vergara is funny as all hell.

Hot and funny chicks definitely deserve awards. Especially hot chicks with a rack like that. (The Modern Family cast won a SAG award. Well deserved, so congrats. Good for them for beating out that Glee shit.)

Sofia is smart enough to show off her two lovely ladies so that we’re guaranteed to appreciate her whether she’s carrying around a little statuette or not.

Really, those tits deserve an award in themselves. And they need no ornamentation.

How the hell did Playboy miss making Sofia a centerfold?

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Modern Family star Sofia Vergara knows what to do: prop up those girls and Par-Tay! That’s what this luscious chick’s been doing all weekend, according to her tweet from Friday:

Partyyyy weekend !!!!

Sofia was even a good sport about not winning a Golden Globe, too.

I don’t care!!! I already have my Golden Globes!!!!!!!!hahhahha

Yes, you do, baby. I’d be happy to kiss your Golden Globes and make it all better.

Now if you were ever in the mood to show off your Golden Globes (to hell with fabric like bras, dresses, and tops), I guarantee there’d be some awards coming your way.

Maybe you’ll have better luck with an Emmy, Sofia. I bet you would if you showed up topless except for some pasties.

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If you’re wondering why I have yet ANOTHER picture of Modern Family star Sofia Vergara, I say: LOOK at that rack. Need you ask why about the pictures?

Check out these luscious links:

• Is Kelly Bensimon getting paid by Ray Ban? If so, they need to do a better job of product placement than this. – Moejackson
• Gerard Butler looks ready to kick this paparazzo’s ass. – I’m Not Obsessed
• Rachel Uchitel (TRY not to laugh) thinks she’s better than us. – Celebslam
• Aw man. Hopefully it’s all bullshit that Jason Trawick is beating Britney Spears. – The Blemish
• Josh Duhamel got his ass kicked off a blame. Don’t give those flight attendants lip, dude. – Yeeeah
• Can you guess this goddess with the magnificent rack? – CityRag
• Holly Madison props her girls up to celebrate another birthday. – Hollywoodtuna

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Can’t get enough of Sofia Vergara (and her girls) shopping.

Check out these luscious links:

• Who’d you rather: Natalie Portman or Mila Kunis? – Moejackson
• Christina Aguilera REALLY wanted to work with Cher. – I’m Not Obsessed
• Elle Liberachi can fill out some lingerie. – Celebslam
• Halle Berry likes being naked. Now she just has to do it ON-SCREEN again. – The Blemish
• Brooklyn Decker. NUDE. ‘Nuff said. – Yeeeah
• Can you identify these celebrity tits? – CityRag
• I concur: Anna Kournikova is just Too Damn HOT. – Hollywoodtuna

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