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	<title>Celebrity Gossip by Derek Hail &#187; Simon Cowell</title>
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		<title>Simon Cowell Splits Up With Girlfriend</title>
		<link>http://www.derekhail.com/2008/11/03/simon-cowell-splits-up-with-girlfriend/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 03 Nov 2008 13:09:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>thebrokenfarted</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Who ever knew that Simon Cowell, the bitter man apathetic towards mankind and possible baby eater, could last so long with a  beautiful woman, let alone Terri Seymore, so long unless he was constantly fanning himself with hundred dollar bills?  Well I suppose, at some point that kind of stuff wears off. &#8220;Terri phoned Simon [...]]]></description>
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<p>Who ever knew that Simon Cowell, the bitter man apathetic towards mankind and possible baby eater, could last so long with a  beautiful woman, let alone Terri Seymore, so long unless he was constantly fanning himself with hundred dollar bills?  Well I suppose, at some point that kind of stuff wears off.</p>
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<blockquote><p>&#8220;Terri phoned Simon and finished it in September, about six weeks ago,&#8221; says <span class="yshortcuts">Max Clifford</span>. &#8220;They are going to remain <span class="yshortcuts">close friends</span>. Simon thinks the world of Terri and that isn&#8217;t going to change. He also understands her reason for ending it.&#8221;</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p>Seymour&#8217;s desire for marriage and children may have been a factor. &#8220;In the past Terri has said that she wants kids but that just isn&#8217;t Simon,&#8221; said Clifford. &#8220;Nobody else is involved, certainly not on Simon&#8217;s side.&#8221;</p></blockquote>
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<p>Honestly, I&#8217;m all for this split.  I don&#8217;t think there should ever be another Simon Cowell this planet, the same way that there are some historical figures you never want to see again in anyone&#8217;s lifetime.  Good move Terri, now move that ass over here, please.</p>
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		<title>Does Simon Cowell Support Antonella Barba&#8217;s Nude Pic scandal?</title>
		<link>http://www.derekhail.com/2007/03/01/does-simon-cowell-support-antonella-barbas-nude-pic-scandal/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 01 Mar 2007 16:16:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Derek Hail</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Antonella Barba]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Antonella Barba has Simon Cowell&#8217;s support. The American Idol judge, until now, has relatively remained quiet about commenting on Antonella&#8217;s scandal, but at the Playboy Mansion party, he finally gave his opinion. According to People magazine, Simon said, &#8220;I think it&#8217;s disgraceful that so-called friends would sell these pictures,&#8221; he told PEOPLE at a Playboy [...]]]></description>
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<p><strong>Antonella Barba</strong> has Simon Cowell&#8217;s support. The American Idol judge, until now, has relatively remained quiet about commenting on Antonella&#8217;s scandal, but at the Playboy Mansion party, he finally gave his opinion. According to <a target="_blank" title="Antonella Barba supported by Simon" href="http://www.people.com/people/package/americanidol2007/article/0,,20007868_20013659,00.html">People magazine</a>, Simon said,</p>
<blockquote><p>&#8220;I think it&#8217;s disgraceful that so-called friends would sell these pictures,&#8221; he told PEOPLE at a Playboy Mansion party for the E! show <em>The Girls Next Door</em> and the launch of the new Ryan Seacrest-produced reality series <em>Paradise City.</em> &#8220;It&#8217;s private property. I really, really have a problem with that – big problem.</p></blockquote>
<p>He didn&#8217;t have one negative thing to say about Antonella Barba. This is the same guy who told a man he sounded like a woman.</p>
<p>In addition, he may have a soft spot for Antonella. When she first auditioned with her friend, Simon&#8217;s first reaction was, &#8220;You two must have a lot of friends&#8221; and to no surprise, he was right. Antonella has a lot of friends. A lot of friends willing to sell pictures!</p>
<p>More Antonella Barba:</p>
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		<title>Simon Cowell Grooms People, not just Singers</title>
		<link>http://www.derekhail.com/2006/11/03/simon-cowell-grooms-people-not-just-singers/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Nov 2006 18:11:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Derek Hail</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Simon Cowell has teamed up with X Factor to create a line of grooming products. They will be packaged in black to represent Simon&#8217;s personality. Each bottle, when opened, will insult you once &#8211; a different insult in every bottle! &#8220;Don&#8217;t matter how much gel you use, you still can&#8217;t sing worth a shit.&#8221; [source]]]></description>
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<p><strong>Simon Cowell</strong> has teamed up with <strong>X Factor</strong> to create a line of grooming products. They will be packaged in black to represent Simon&#8217;s personality. Each bottle, when opened, will insult you once &#8211; a different insult in every bottle! &#8220;Don&#8217;t matter how much gel you use, you still can&#8217;t sing worth a shit.&#8221; [<a target="_blank" title="Simon Cowell Grooming Products" href="http://www.entertainmentwise.com/news?id=24382">source</a>]</p>
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		<title>Simon Cowell prick sensation</title>
		<link>http://www.derekhail.com/2006/03/22/simon-cowell-prick-sensation/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 22 Mar 2006 21:38:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Derek Hail</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[[tag]Simon Cowell[/tag] is taking over. I see him everywhere. I can&#8217;t take it. What makes this prick so popular? It&#8217;s reported that American Idol topped the charts with 32.8 million viewers and his new show, American inventor did well also, being the #1 show on Thursday with 14.1 million viewers. Simon is all over prime-time [...]]]></description>
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<p>[tag]<strong>Simon Cowell</strong>[/tag] is taking over. I see him everywhere. I can&#8217;t take it. What makes this prick so popular? It&#8217;s reported that American Idol topped the charts with 32.8 million viewers and his new show, American inventor did well also, being the #1 show on Thursday with 14.1 million viewers. Simon is all over prime-time television. Maybe I should take his picture out of my wallet.</p>
<p><a target="_blank" title="All American " href="http://www.eonline.com/News/Items/0,1,18616,00.html">Source<br />
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		<title>Simon Cowell. Down to Earth.</title>
		<link>http://www.derekhail.com/2006/03/16/simon-cowell-down-to-earth/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 16 Mar 2006 23:02:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Derek Hail</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I have always liked Simon. He was always ready to give people the harsh truth. He was always brutally honest. As he says, &#8220;I try and say what I believe people at home are thinking. I loathe political correctness. It&#8217;s one of the reasons why &#8216;Idol&#8217; is successful, because it just speaks to the normal [...]]]></description>
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<p>I have always liked Simon. He was always ready to give people the harsh truth. He was always brutally honest. As he says,</p>
<blockquote><p>&#8220;I try and say what I believe people at home are thinking. I loathe political correctness. It&#8217;s one of the reasons why &#8216;Idol&#8217; is successful, because it just speaks to the normal person, I think.&#8221;</p></blockquote>
<p>which is definately true. The reason I started to watch American Idol was because I wanted to see how Simon would berate one of the contestants. The painful truth is, I think thats why many people liked to see what he would say. Everyone was thinking so and so was a terrible singer, Simon was the only one who had the balls to put it bluntly.</p>
<p>With regards to the new show that is in the making, American Inventor, I think that is going to be a hit. It&#8217;s going to appeal to all the gadget and technology nerds out there, I&#8217;m one of them. Maybe we&#8217;ll see some cool inventions, or maybe we&#8217;ll see some japanese robots that have 4 arms and pleasure japanese girls while they&#8217;re passing gas. Anything is possible.</p>
<p><a target="_blank" title="Simon Cowell" href="http://abcnews.go.com/GMA/Entertainment/story?id=1732143&#038;page=1">Source</a></p>
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