Celebrity Gossip by Derek Hail » Sienna Miller

Sienna Miller Struts Her Stuff

Tracee — Tue, 25 Aug 2009 08:20:07 +0000

Sienna Miller struts her stuff out on the streets of NYC. I don’t know, I think the jury’s still out on this one. She’s got long legs, but the rack is suspect… I just don’t know. Well, Sienna certainly isn’t hideously ugly or anything like that. And it’s good that she has the confidence to wear little dresses out on the town. That sure as hell’s better than wearing some long, ugly-ass sack.

Although the skirt of the dress kinda looks like a sack. At least it’s short.

Photos by Bauer Griffin

Sienna Miller Sizzles in Ibiza

Tracee — Mon, 17 Aug 2009 06:43:35 +0000

Sienna Miller apparently had to get away after doing humiliating herself all the press for that mess of a movie, G.I. Joe: Rise of the Cobra, so she fled to Ibiza with her new boyfriend. So it looks like she’s kicked Balthazar Getty to the curb. After he left his wife and four kids and was fired as a regular (supposedly he’ll be on occasionally) on Brothers and Sisters.

Sure, this chick isn’t someone you’d kick out of bed, but is riding her worth a wife, four kids, and a job? I don’t know about that.

Photos by Bauer Griffin

Sienna Miller in Elle Magazine

Derek Hail — Mon, 04 Aug 2008 08:14:28 +0000

Here is Sienna Miller on the cover of Elle Magazine. You may be wondering why I posted such ordinary pictures on such an extraordinary website, but I have an answer for you: DerekHail.com loves blond women almost as much as he loves beer, hot dogs, and pissing himself drunk after a night of drinking. What a great explanation.

The Titty Tussle: Kate Moss Fights Sienna Miller

Derek Hail — Tue, 25 Sep 2007 08:57:07 +0000

Kate Moss and Sienna Miller allegedly had a catfight over Rhys Ifans at a mutual friend’s reception. Despite no blood being shed, Kate Moss mustered a high enough BAC to accuse Sienna Miller of being a thief. According to The Sun,

“Kate had a go at Sienna and accused her of stealing her style. She was ranting on about how Sienna was now trying to steal her lifestyle and her friends too.

“It was really cutting and everyone was listening to them.

“A few drinks had been sunk by the time Kate said it and Sienna had plucked up some Dutch courage too. She gave Kate as good as she got.”

The last time I saw a cat fight between two women, was when I got my ass kicked by a doublewide, food slinging, fat woman and just like Sienna, I gave her as good as I got, but let me tell you, it’s hard for a man to fight in a dress. I’m sure if I had a few drinks, I would have pounded that woman. You know, more cushion… I disgust myself sometimes.