No matter what you may think of Sienna Miller after all that bullshit with Balthazar Getty, you have to admit the chick is HOT. Not worth leaving your wife and four (five?) kids over, but I can see why Balthazar wanted to hit that. And I can see why Jude Law took the opportunity to hit it again when they met up in New York City while doing Broadway plays.

Why he cheated on her with that ugly-ass nanny is another question: she must have had some exceptional skills that just aren’t readily apparent to the naked eye.

Now here are Sienna and Jude vacationing on a yacht. Jude’s hitting that in a tropical paradise. Talk about one too lucky bastard.

Photos by Bauer-Griffin

Sienna Miller struts her stuff out on the streets of NYC. I don’t know, I think the jury’s still out on this one. She’s got long legs, but the rack is suspect… I just don’t know. Well, Sienna certainly isn’t hideously ugly or anything like that. And it’s good that she has the confidence to wear little dresses out on the town. That sure as hell’s better than wearing some long, ugly-ass sack.

Although the skirt of the dress kinda looks like a sack. At least it’s short.

Photos by Bauer Griffin

Sienna Miller apparently had to get away after doing humiliating herself all the press for that mess of a movie, G.I. Joe: Rise of the Cobra, so she fled to Ibiza with her new boyfriend. So it looks like she’s kicked Balthazar Getty to the curb. After he left his wife and four kids and was fired as a regular (supposedly he’ll be on occasionally) on Brothers and Sisters.

Sure, this chick isn’t someone you’d kick out of bed, but is riding her worth a wife, four kids, and a job? I don’t know about that.

Photos by Bauer Griffin

Here is Sienna Miller on the cover of Elle Magazine. You may be wondering why I posted such ordinary pictures on such an extraordinary website, but I have an answer for you: DerekHail.com loves blond women almost as much as he loves beer, hot dogs, and pissing himself drunk after a night of drinking. What a great explanation.

Related Articles:
A Kate Moss sex tape?
Is a Kate Moss sex tape in the works?
Kate Moss topless pictures
Kate Moss pictures and gossip

Kate Moss and Sienna Miller allegedly had a catfight over Rhys Ifans at a mutual friend’s reception. Despite no blood being shed, Kate Moss mustered a high enough BAC to accuse Sienna Miller of being a thief. According to The Sun,

“Kate had a go at Sienna and accused her of stealing her style. She was ranting on about how Sienna was now trying to steal her lifestyle and her friends too.

“It was really cutting and everyone was listening to them.

“A few drinks had been sunk by the time Kate said it and Sienna had plucked up some Dutch courage too. She gave Kate as good as she got.”

The last time I saw a cat fight between two women, was when I got my ass kicked by a doublewide, food slinging, fat woman and just like Sienna, I gave her as good as I got, but let me tell you, it’s hard for a man to fight in a dress. I’m sure if I had a few drinks, I would have pounded that woman. You know, more cushion… I disgust myself sometimes.

Related Articles:
A Kate Moss sex tape?
Is a Kate Moss sex tape in the works?
Kate Moss topless pictures
Kate Moss pictures and gossip

Lindsay Lohan, after being unable to negotiate a deal with the financiers of “The Best Time of Our Lives,” pulled out of the movie where she was set to play Caitlin, who was going to have a lesbian sex scene with Keira Knightley. Sienna Miller is set to replace Lindsay Lohan in the film and most important, the sex scene. According to Female First,

Keira is set to play Vera – a childhood friend of Dylan’s who is said to have had a sexual relationship with him and Caitlin.

Matthew Rhys, who will play the hard-drinking poet, said: “There will be a bit of a ménage a trois scene going on. I hope I’m up for it!”

Keira Knightley in a lesbian sex sceene? Where’s the sign in sheet?

Although these may not be the sex scene screen caps, Keira Knightley in the latest Pirates of the Carribbean, looks like she’s ready to chop some heads off.

Although topless pictures of Sienna Miller are not new, it doesn’t mean they aren’t appreciated. Sienna is one of those girls you always call “she’s just cute” because she is. Unfortunately for Sienna, she will never be called Hot, but regardless, I know you still all want to see her topless. Do you know why? Yea, exactly, she’s topless.

Click the Above Picture for the Full Picture without censorship.

• Sienna Miller demands to be recognized
• Zoebots the secret new Hollywood Dietpill or new fad to make unsuspecting teens waste their money? You decide!
• Paris Hilton is allegedly back with Travis Barker despite not wanting to deal with the drama.
• Joan Rivers doesn’t deserve to have opinions
• Jennifer Lopez has opened up her marriage secrets to Access Hollywood
• Sarah Michelle Gellar is shocked that she supposedly wants to strip on screen
• Vince Vaughn is fat. It isn’t a surprise, but hes still fat
• Tara Reid still has stuff to talk about. Has anyone ever wondered what she had to say? I know I didn’t but I’m still intrigued.