Rumors have been going around lately about a possible amputation for Shia LeBeouf, however, none of this seems to be true.

The actor, who sustained a seriously mangled mitt in a rollover accident, is not in danger of losing any of his digits, E! News has confirmed.

LaBeouf’s rep is shooting down a Star magazine report claiming the 22-year-old actor informed his Transformers producers that he needed to have his pinky finger amputated.

What a tragedy. I’m sure Shia would have been pleased to come in during the first five minutes of the next Transformers movie riding a flying surfboard and stumming away on a guitar while he crushes Decepticons with his robotic laser shooting pinky. It would put ninjas and pirates alike to shame.

This past Sunday Morning, the actor Shia LaBeouf, better known for his main role in “Transformers” was arrested after he refused to leave Walgreens. According to the AP,

A security guard told LaBeouf that he needed to leave the Walgreens store because he appeared to be drunk, police said Sunday. When LaBeouf, 21, refused to leave, the security guard detained him and called police at about 2:30 a.m., according to police spokeswoman Laura Kubiak.

How entertaining… A twenty-one year old decided to make a last stand at the local Walgreens. Not quite sure what he needed so badly that he refused to leave, but I’m willing to bet it was tampons beceause Shia LaBeouf is definitely a bitch.

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Shia Labeouf was spotted smoking a cigarette outside of a Toluca Lake restaurant and it makes him look much more mature. At first glance, he’s easily mistaken for a thirteen year old girl, but with the cigarette, he looks at least fifteen. I expect big things from Shia. I wouldn’t be surprised if he started his menstrual cycle soon.

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“I watch movies because of the beauty on the left, not the punk on the right.”

Shia LaBeouf may be able to pull off the quirky action hero but he still needs to relax himself. According to Page Six, Labeouf spoke about his comedy career at 10. He said:

It was just really disgusting, dirty jokes. I had to win over drunks so I couldn’t get up there and talk about 10-year-old stuff like my first kiss. People ate it up because they had never seen a world-weary Richard Pryor 10-year-old with a bowl cut before.

Comparing yourself to Richard Pryor? I didn’t see Transformers because of some lanky bitch of a movie actor. I saw it because of robots and hot chicks. He was the garnish of the movie. Sort of when they put egg rolls on a piece of lettuce. Remember this (cuz I do):

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