Celebrity Gossip by Derek Hail » Shauna Sands http://www.derekhail.com Celebrity Gossip, Celebrity Pictures, and Hot Girls with a humorous twist. Tue, 27 Sep 2011 00:11:29 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1.3 Shauna Sand Does What She Does Best… http://www.derekhail.com/2011/07/25/shauna-sand-does-what-she-does-best/ http://www.derekhail.com/2011/07/25/shauna-sand-does-what-she-does-best/#comments Mon, 25 Jul 2011 23:43:28 +0000 Tracee http://www.derekhail.com/?p=41147

… and that’s flaunt those curves in a bikini!

Well, let’s be honest: there are worse things a chick could do than show all that she’s bought from her friendly plastic surgeon in an itsy-bitsy bikini.

All Shauna’s missing are the polka dots.

Those tits are mouth-watering (forget that she got them on the cheap so they’re a little off-center, if her porno is accurate). And for you ass men, look in the thumbnails at that ASS.

Although, if I may be so bold as to offer some advice: Shauna, lay off the lip injections. It’s not that we straight dudes don’t like vaginas, we just like them in their proper place (which is between your legs, not on your face).

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Photos by FAME

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Shauna looks like she’s enjoying her glass of wine, which is fine and all, but I bet she doesn’t enjoy her wine as much as I enjoy the sight of her girls.

We all have our pleasures in life, but I have to say, if I was the guy with her, I’d forget about the wine and focus on tastier things nearby. He’s probably letting the wine get things started…

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Gentlemen, don’t give your hopes up.  The reason Shauna Sands isn’t sitting too well with that delicious man-made heavenly cream is over the mere fact she’s slowly discovering she’s lactose intolerant.  However, that didn’t seem to stop her from launching her own ice cream, Shauna Stiletto over at Millions of Milkshakes however.  She’s determined to let no white or cloudy edible substance get the best of her!

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If most women showed up at a club dressed like Shauna Sands, I guarantee you wouldn’t have any more problems getting through the entrance.  Hell, that would be the least of your problems.  You would have to dedicate more time trying to figure out your escape route, because there is no way you’re making it out there alive with the same tight, virgin butthole you came in with.  Just saying.

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“I hope your kids see this…”

Shauna Sands is 35 and still pulling tricks. After her split with Renegade Lorenzo Lamas, she recently picked up some young candy at the ESPY awards. Considering it was the ESPY Awards there was probably a lot of good looking women there but this young guy settled for clear plastic heel Sands. According to TMZ, when asked what athlete she liked the best she referred to the young adult with her by saying:

this one.

I can imagine him waking up the next morning with a burning sensation in his mouth and Shauna entering an age reduction chamber similar to Raz Al Ghul from Batman the cartoon series. We all remember Raz.

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