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	<title>Celebrity Gossip by Derek Hail &#187; Shaquille O&#8217;Neal</title>
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		<title>Shaq is an asshole</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Jun 2008 01:55:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Derek Hail</dc:creator>
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I&#8217;ve never really liked Shaq.  Yea, he seems funny and likable in interviews, but he&#8217;s a big baby.  He always trashes people he&#8217;s played with.  When he left Orlando, he trashed his teammates.  When he left the Lakers, he trashed his teammates.  When he left Miami, he trashed his teammates. [...]]]></description>
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<p>I&#8217;ve never really liked Shaq.  Yea, he seems funny and likable in interviews, but he&#8217;s a big baby.  He always trashes people he&#8217;s played with.  When he left Orlando, he trashed his teammates.  When he left the Lakers, he trashed his teammates.  When he left Miami, he trashed his teammates.  Guaranteed when he leaves Phoenix, he will trash his teammates.  That&#8217;s why it comes to no surprise that he&#8217;s trashing Kobe in an &#8220;impromptu freestyle rap&#8221;.  It just sounds scripted except for the Kobe comments, where he noticed it gets a rowdy reaction from the crowd so of course he goes on repeating it.  I really hope this whole &#8220;feud&#8221; thing dies between these two.  It&#8217;s getting to be idiotic.</p>
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		<title>Shaquille O&#8217;Neal busts child predators</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 30 May 2006 15:01:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Derek Hail</dc:creator>
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Shaquille O&#8217;Neal has begun to cleanse the world of child predators reports Page Six. He has made 30 busts thus far on &#8220;kiddie-porn pervs.&#8221; Shaquille said,
&#8220;I do not have to run after the people or tackle them. They always surrender peacefully. And I&#8217;m never afraid. When I arrive, they are really already under arrest. I [...]]]></description>
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<p><strong>Shaquille O&#8217;Neal</strong> has begun to cleanse the world of child predators reports <a title="Shaquille O'Neal battles child predators" target="_blank" href="http://www.nypost.com/gossip/pagesix/64446.htm">Page Six</a>. He has made 30 busts thus far on &#8220;kiddie-porn pervs.&#8221; Shaquille said,</p>
<blockquote><p><span id="a10bl">&#8220;</span><span id="a10bl">I do not have to run after the people or tackle them. They always surrender peacefully. </span><span id="a10bl">And I&#8217;m never afraid. When I arrive, they are really already under arrest. I am not a hero . . . My father was my hero growing up. He was an Army drill sergeant and an FBI agent.&#8221;</span></p></blockquote>
<p>Ofcourse they surrender peacefully. Who wants to be tackled by a seven foot monster? If Shaquille wanted he doesn&#8217;t even have to knock on the child predator&#8217;s door. He can just grab a Juggernaut helmet and run through the brick wall. He wouldn&#8217;t necessarily be screaming &#8220;I&#8217;m the Juggernaut bitch.&#8221; I would envision him screaming, &#8220;I&#8217;ll bite your fucking head off you perverts.&#8221; At this point, the pervert usually raises their hands and begs for forgiveness. [tags]Shaquille O&#8217;Neal, Entertainment, News[/tags]</p>
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