Paris Hilton and Shanna Moakler, who have been mortal enemies ever since Paris was linked to Travis Barker, were spotted at the Complex Magazine Los Angeles party on Tuesday night. According to the Chronicle,

“Shanna and Travis cosied up in a booth and were all over each other

“Paris came in with Josh, shot Shanna a look and asked to be seated as far away as possible from her.

“Both couples made-out as if they were trying to one up each other. “Paris was so all over Josh, and they were slow-dancing and making out all night.”

There is only one winner here and its’ name is Herpes. 1 mouth, 2 mouths, 4 mouths, Sores. So, even “if” Shanna Moakler was trying to “one-up” Paris, Paris still had the last laugh.

In the mean time, who the hell, in their right mind, would let Paris walk down the runway? Are they trying to destroy their product? I mean… come on.

Shanna Moakler, who allegedly punched Paris Hilton in the face recently, has finally decided to verbalize her thoughts of Paris Hilton. According to the National Ledger, when Shanna was questioned by Star about Paris and Travis Barker‘s relationship, she said,

“There are some women who are like that, they get off on that and they enjoy that. And if she wants my seconds, well, she can have them. Paris can have my sloppy seconds!”

I’m not sure if Shanna meant that as an insult, but this is Paris Hilton she is referring to. She takes sloppy seconds, thirds, tenths, and whatever guy she sleeps with takes sloppy thousands. Just stick to clocking her in the face Shanna.

Other Stories in The Shanna Moakler Series:

• Paris Hilton supposedly dumps Travis Barker 10/10/2006
• Shanna Moakler punched Paris in the face 10/10/2006

Paris Hilton, after alleging she was punched by Shanna Moakler – who has claimed she was shoved down a flight of steps by Stavros Niarchos, has dumped Travis Barker. According to MSNBC,

“Paris realized this was not what she needed in her life right now.”

Paris is all about friendship, rainbows, and fuzzy little animals. She buckled down, much to Shanna Moakler’s extreme delight I’m sure, and decided to call it quits with Travis Barker, which isn’t weird at all because Paris is a loyal, dedicated girlfriend, who doesn’t have a new man every other day of the week.

Yesterday, it was alleged, Shanna Moakler punched Paris Hilton in the face. There was speculation Paris made it up, but according to the Daily News, it really did happen.

“Paris was just at the nightclub . . . when Shanna approached her and struck her on the jaw while shouting obscenities,” Hilton spokesman Elliot Mintz said. Moakler insisted she never socked Hilton. “I absolutely did not punch Paris Hilton,” she told the syndicated TV show “Extra” in an interview airing tonight.

Shanna Moakler in all her glory is absolutely the number one hero of the internet for the week. Fark, every celebrity gossip website, and all entertainment sites in general all rejoiced in harmony to the thought of Paris getting socked in the face. Although, Paris Hilton fans seemed to lash out at the thought of Shanna Moakler showing her up. This was an email directly sent to me yesterday,

From: XXXXXXXXX

To: Derek Hail

Date: Oct 5, 2006 7:18 PM

Subject: Shanna Moakler is such a slut

Shanna shouldn’t have hit Paris! Stavros definately deserved to knock her ass down the flight of steps. How is it Paris’s fault Shanna couldn’t hold on to her husband? She is just jealous that Paris was able to take her man because she couldn’t keep him. You go girl!

The email is just bleeding intelligence. I should go take a test of some sort because this woman just imparted some knowledge to me. Apparently, she thinks its okay for a man to hit a woman. Could she be the future Tina Turner?

Shanna Moakler, Paris Hilton, and Stavros Niarchos were present at club Hyde on Wednesday night and at around 1:10am, Shanna approached Paris shouting profanities and then socked Paris in the jaw. Paris was escorted out safely and proceeded to the police station to file a report. Shanna claimed, Stavros Niarchos poured a drink over her head and then shoved her down a flight of steps and proceeded to file a report as well. According to TMZ, Elliot Mintz, Paris Hilton’s rep, said,

Mintz told TMZ, “I would encourage Paris, with the consent of her attorney, to seek a restraining order against Moakler to prevent any escalation of this irrational and dangerous behavior.”

Stavros is such a manly man. He must run the mile in 45 seconds and bench press 700 pounds. I’m impressed. He was able to shove a 110 pound woman down a flight of steps. He should be real proud of himself. Shanna on the other hand, really should be ecstatic. She did what most people would love to do! She gave it to Paris in the mouth. You know, for sleeping with her ex-husband, not the video.

Video of Shanna talking to the cops

**UPDATE**

Paris Hilton who claimed Shanna punched her in the face does not look as if anything bad happened to her. Why couldn’t she spit out a tooth or something? What the hell… X17 online has a video of Paris Hilton walking and acting as if nothing had happened.

Shanna Moakler feels threatened by ex-husband Travis Barker’s night out with Paris Hilton (TMZ Video). According to Teen People,

“When I first heard of the situatoin I felt betrayed, but in order to maintain a positive atmosphere for my children I’ve decided that not to exacerbate the situation by commenting on each new aspect of Travis Barker’s personal life.”

Why would you worry about Paris when she goes through 75,000 men a year? Unless ofcourse you were worrying about Travis’s dick falling off. The bottom line is, Travis needs to hit the clinic. (Thank you Anna for the tip). [tags]Travis Barker, Paris Hilton, Shanna Moakler[/tags]