Paris Hilton and Shanna Moakler, who have been mortal enemies ever since Paris was linked to Travis Barker, were spotted at the Complex Magazine Los Angeles party on Tuesday night. According to the Chronicle,

“Shanna and Travis cosied up in a booth and were all over each other

“Paris came in with Josh, shot Shanna a look and asked to be seated as far away as possible from her.

“Both couples made-out as if they were trying to one up each other. “Paris was so all over Josh, and they were slow-dancing and making out all night.”

There is only one winner here and its’ name is Herpes. 1 mouth, 2 mouths, 4 mouths, Sores. So, even “if” Shanna Moakler was trying to “one-up” Paris, Paris still had the last laugh.

In the mean time, who the hell, in their right mind, would let Paris walk down the runway? Are they trying to destroy their product? I mean… come on.

Shanna Moakler, who allegedly punched Paris Hilton in the face recently, has finally decided to verbalize her thoughts of Paris Hilton. According to the National Ledger, when Shanna was questioned by Star about Paris and Travis Barker’s relationship, she said,

“There are some women who are like that, they get off on that and they enjoy that. And if she wants my seconds, well, she can have them. Paris can have my sloppy seconds!”

I’m not sure if Shanna meant that as an insult, but this is Paris Hilton she is referring to. She takes sloppy seconds, thirds, tenths, and whatever guy she sleeps with takes sloppy thousands. Just stick to clocking her in the face Shanna.

Other Stories in The Shanna Moakler Series:

• Paris Hilton supposedly dumps Travis Barker 10/10/2006
• Shanna Moakler punched Paris in the face 10/10/2006

Paris Hilton, after alleging she was punched by Shanna Moakler – who has claimed she was shoved down a flight of steps by Stavros Niarchos, has dumped Travis Barker. According to MSNBC,

“Paris realized this was not what she needed in her life right now.”

Paris is all about friendship, rainbows, and fuzzy little animals. She buckled down, much to Shanna Moakler’s extreme delight I’m sure, and decided to call it quits with Travis Barker, which isn’t weird at all because Paris is a loyal, dedicated girlfriend, who doesn’t have a new man every other day of the week.

Yesterday, it was alleged, Shanna Moakler punched Paris Hilton in the face. There was speculation Paris made it up, but according to the Daily News, it really did happen.

“Paris was just at the nightclub . . . when Shanna approached her and struck her on the jaw while shouting obscenities,” Hilton spokesman Elliot Mintz said. Moakler insisted she never socked Hilton. “I absolutely did not punch Paris Hilton,” she told the syndicated TV show “Extra” in an interview airing tonight.

Shanna Moakler in all her glory is absolutely the number one hero of the internet for the week. Fark, every celebrity gossip website, and all entertainment sites in general all rejoiced in harmony to the thought of Paris getting socked in the face. Although, Paris Hilton fans seemed to lash out at the thought of Shanna Moakler showing her up. This was an email directly sent to me yesterday,

From: XXXXXXXXX

To: Derek Hail

Date: Oct 5, 2006 7:18 PM

Subject: Shanna Moakler is such a slut

Shanna shouldn’t have hit Paris! Stavros definately deserved to knock her ass down the flight of steps. How is it Paris’s fault Shanna couldn’t hold on to her husband? She is just jealous that Paris was able to take her man because she couldn’t keep him. You go girl!

The email is just bleeding intelligence. I should go take a test of some sort because this woman just imparted some knowledge to me. Apparently, she thinks its okay for a man to hit a woman. Could she be the future Tina Turner?