I was looking for these pictures! I figured Shakira would perform at the NRJ Music Awards.

From the looks of things, she didn’t disappoint, either. You have to admire the chick: she makes better use of her ass-ests than pretty much any entertainer on the scene today.

And did I mention Shakira’s back on the market again? She was with that dude for a looong time, so I bet she’s just looking for a fun fling.

So let me just make it clear: I’m available. Just putting it out there.

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The 12th NRJ Music Awards were held in Cannes, France over the weekend. As you can see, Shakira took the opportunity to shine.

This chick is no fool. She’s hot and back on the market- why shouldn’t she show off every last curve she’s got?

If you’ve got it, flaunt it, I say. I wonder if Shakira performed? Wouldn’t mind watching that. Seeing Shakira shake her ass never gets old.

Never.

And did I mention that she’s back on the market again? So Shakira is single and ready to mingle. Talk about being in the wrong place at the wrong time: I just needed to get my ass over to Cannes.

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I don’t know how much it costs to go see one of Shakira’s concerts. I’m sure it’s pretty expensive.

But I have to say, if these pictures are any indication, it’s worth Every Damn Penny.

Shakira is as hot today as she was when she first hit the scene, and she doesn’t look like a damn fright mask from tons of plastic surgery. I can give no higher compliment to a star.

As a matter of fact, I think Shakira should show off her assets. Like with FHM or Maxim. (Playboy if you could get her to do it.) Bodies like this should be displayed and admired.

Photos by FAME

MTV held the European Music Awards (EMAs) in Madrid last night. Celebs turned out in full force.

There are newlyweds Katy Perry and Russell Brand. She’s showing off thoses legs but not a lot of cleavage. Russell damn well better not start making her covered up.

Below you can see Snooki (and her girls) made an attendance (it’s scary to know Jersey Shore is even over in Europe- the Europeans must hate Americans- or at least New Jersey- by now), Eva Longoria, and, of course, Shakira.

I’m sure Shakira treated them to quite a show onstage.

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Here’s Shakira, shaking that famous ass and tits for the camera. Does she have a new album coming out?

And look at her jump in a couple of the pictures below. The chick looks like she defies gravity.

I’ll have to keep my eye out for this video. It looks like another great one. Although she could let us get a good look at her legs, too. Yeah, I’m a greedy bastard: I want to see it ALL.

So sue me.

Photos by Bauer Griffin

Shakira knows how to dress up for a photo shoot, doesn’t she?

Although is it me, or does the curvy singer look like she’s lost a little bit of, um, weight or something? Or maybe gained more muscle? That torso looks very… well… muscle-y.

The tits look nice, but, not as, um, well, full as I remember.

And with all that pink shit, we can’t even see Shakira’s legendary ass.

I say we all get together and petition whoever got this costume together. DON’T HIDE Shakira! Especially not her ass!

And whoever’s working her out, whatever the hell you don’t, DON’T shrink the tits. That should be considered a crime against (straight) male humanity.

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Here’s Shakira doing what she does best: shaking and tapping that ass of hers.

But Shakira’s not just an ass. Her tits are equally fantastic, so it’s fun to watch this chick from behind or the front.

Now if only she’d lose those pants. Just that little skirt thingie and the top would be the PERFECT outfit. I bet we’d be able to actually see her ass if those pants were gone.

Damn. It. Well, I’ll have to use my imagination.

Photos by Fame Pictures

For the past couple of days, Shakira has allowed herself to leave her cryogenic freezing chamber to celebrate the soon to be inaugurated Barack Obama.  Appearing at both the Latina Pre-Inaugurational Gala and the Ball itself, you might expect to see some really serious belly dancing about to go down…probably with cheetahs or somewhere in the Antartic in a puddle of melting ice.

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