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So Shakira Isn’t Dead Afterall…?

thebrokenfarted — Tue, 20 Jan 2009 13:21:45 +0000

For the past couple of days, Shakira has allowed herself to leave her cryogenic freezing chamber to celebrate the soon to be inaugurated Barack Obama. Appearing at both the Latina Pre-Inaugurational Gala and the Ball itself, you might expect to see some really serious belly dancing about to go down…probably with cheetahs or somewhere in the Antartic in a puddle of melting ice.

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Derek Hail — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 14:43:14 +0000

Hold onto your boxer shorts guys, a Shakira sex tape might be on it’s way.

In a recent interview, Javier Ceriani, host of the radio show “Zona Cero”, said “there’s word of a private video taped in a yacht, which could involve Alejandro Sanz, Shakira and Antonio de la Rúa, but this material is in the prosecutors’ hands”.

Wait, let me read that again.

Maybe I’m just giddy, but I thought I saw three names there, two of which are men. So we are lead to believe that Shakira was on a rotisserie? This tape went from being hot to being Shakira’s father’s worst nightmare. Shakira needs to learn that there is a one penis per sex tape rule. More details as they come.

Shakira Tells All…

phox — Mon, 27 Mar 2006 19:32:25 +0000

[tag]Shakira [/tag] was recently on 20/20 in regards to her new single “Hips don’t lie”. The sultry singer from Columbia has had recent success in the American market (as well as abroad) and is planning a year long world tour. In regards to her music, when it isn’t working right, she was quoted as saying (to her band),

Hey, guys, that song is not working out. My hips, do you see? Do you see ‘em moving? Do you see ‘em shaking? It’s not working out. So let’s put a little more energy onto it.

Oddly enough, I talk to my genitals in the same manner.

Her hips aren’t the only thing that Shakira has full control over. She reportedly writes and produces her own music. She even does her own makeup. She was quoted as saying,

I like to be the Captain of my own ship.

I can understand praising her for stuff she is supposed to do. When I started flushing the toilet a few weeks ago, my roommate was pretty happy.

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