Celebrity Gossip by Derek Hail » Selena Gomez http://www.derekhail.com Celebrity Gossip, Celebrity Pictures, and Hot Girls with a humorous twist. Tue, 27 Sep 2011 00:11:29 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1.3 Justin Bieber is Hitting That: Check Out Selena Gomez http://www.derekhail.com/2011/03/20/justin-bieber-is-hitting-that-check-out-selena-gomez/ http://www.derekhail.com/2011/03/20/justin-bieber-is-hitting-that-check-out-selena-gomez/#comments Sun, 20 Mar 2011 16:08:49 +0000 Tracee http://www.derekhail.com/?p=38591

Here’s Selena Gomez getting ready to go in and chat with David Letterman.

I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again: that David Letterman is one lucky SOB.

Selena’s (discreetly- she is a Disney star, after all) showing off those tits and legs in this ensemble. The chick has grown up nicely and is now very hot.

And that doesn’t-even-look-like-he’s-hit-puberty-much-less-able-to-get-it-up Justin Beiber is tapping that ass! (Did you hear: they celebrated Justin’s 17th birthday in a damn hotel.)

You KNOW that’s only because he’s brainwashed all these teens into liking him: no WAY would he stand a chance in HELL with Selena otherwise.

Why the hell didn’t I focus in music class and learn how to sing when I was a kid?

Photos by FAME

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Selena Gomez.  Taco Bell.  It’s simply one of the oddest combinations I know for some reason.  Okay…not that bad.  I believe I would be even more dumbfounded if Jackie Chan confessed that his favorite restaurant in the universe was P.F. Chang’s.  Don’t worry Selena, the next time you get the craving I’d be more than happy to Taco your Bell.

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Don’t you just hate it when you get taunted with something you can’t (legally) have? Well that’s what you get for staring at Selena Gomez on her DKNY photo shoot. Look at all the things she’s saying with her eyes, and dear God all the things she’s doing with those pink lips. Pedophiles, start your engines and everyone else, mark your calenders for July 22, 2010; that will be the first time you’ll be able to picture her naked without the “party van” coming to take you away.

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Selena Gomez is dangerously hot 1

Every once in a while I like to force you readers into a moral and legal dilemna. Like today, I have put unnatural thoughts in your head about Selena Gomez. Well dirtbag, she’s 15. Enjoy the rest of your day pervert. Look on the bright side. At least you aren’t perverted enough to be the ONLY subscriber to a 15 year old’s YouTube Profile. This guys is like the Gold medal winner at the pervert Olympics.

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