Oh, look: ScarJo looks like she’s getting her mojo back.

She hasn’t been looking her sexy self in a lot of photoshoots she’s done lately, but for Elle France Scarlett Johansson broke out the big guns and showed up just why she’s considered one of the hottest starlets in Hollywood.

I bet Ryan Reynolds has a good cry at least once a week for losing this piece of tail that he had on lockdown that we call “marriage.”

Now I think it’s time for Scarlett to expand her acting horizons. Take a serious artistic role that requires a whole hell of a lot of nudity.

The French have NO problem with T&A, ScarJo.

Here’s Scarlett Johansson at Spike TV’s Guys’ Choice awards. You know she’s back on the market after dumping Sean Penn’s old ass.

But I have to say: Really, ScarJo? This is the best you could do, dress-wise, for the Guys’ Choice Awards?

You better get your shit together and start showing off that hot body that you seem determined to hide. You aren’t exactly lighting up the box office, and we can move on pretty damn fast.

Besides, you should be showing off what both Sean Penn and Ryan Reynolds are missing.

Seriously. Work with me, ScarJo.

Photos by FAME

To hell with those dour Golden Globes pictures: THIS is how we like to see Scarlett Johansson.

So what if it takes liquor to loosen her up. That’s the case with a lot of chicks. I can deal with that.

Scarlett showed off those shapely legs for Moet. Now we just need more tit action to really make these ads work.

Dammit, I’d buy Moet by the CRATE if there were pictures of ScarJo’s tits. Or at least some good cleavage. We know she has it.

Remember: you’re back on the market now, Scarlett. You’ve gotta know how to sell your pretty ass.

Scarlett Johansson says she works what she has, which are curves. I say: Work on, sister.

This chick has got a great set of tits and ass (although is it just me or do the curves look like they’ve been, ahem, reduced somewhat?), and hey, why shouldn’t she show them off?

Did you SEE her in Iron Man 2 as Black Widow? I can’t wait to see her again in The Avengers.

I think Scarlett should stretch herself for her next role and do some nudity. I mean, sure, you can make it artistic or whatever (I don’t care so long as I see naked tits and ass), but I definitely think it’s what ScarJo needs to do. Who’s with me?

Ryan Reynolds is one lucky, LUCKY bastard.

Remember when Scarlett Johansson used to be hot? I’m not sure I’d even post her anymore, she’s been covering herself up so damn much lately, but she did redeem herself as the Black Widow in Iron Man 2.

The vision of her in that black catsuit will be forever burned into my memory. (And I mean that in a pleasant way.)

But it just seems like besides Iron Man 2, we haven’t been seeing much of ScarJo (literally or in terms of that amazingly hot body of hers).

Is Ryan Reynolds keeping her all to himself? Damn, man, you get to hit that: you can at least let the rest of us pleasure our eyes!

Photos by Bauer-Griffin

It looks like some lucky-ass photographer got to hang out on a lazy Saturday afternoon with Scarlett Johansson. At least, that’s how the pictures look, and that’s good enough for me. I’d almost forgot just how hot Scarlett is.

Damn.

Leave it up to Scarlett Johansson to appear in a high quality magazine like Harper’s Bazaar in Febuary to mix things up in a confusing sort of way.  Representing the month of love, Scar represents everything that it stands for: photoshoots on construction sites, loving diamonds, but most importantly–brothels.

…the whorehouse reference is all ScarJo, with no twisting of words. When asked what her ideal role would be, she replied:

“Every actor wants to work on a Western. I would run a brothel, like a madam or something. I’m working with what I’ve got. It’s only so long that people are going to want to see me in a corset,” she says with a laugh. “So I might as well do it now.”

Dear, sweet Scarlett.  Little do you know, it’s not that anyone truly doesn’t want to see you wearing a corset in the long run, it’s just we eventually want to see you take it off.

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Bring home a little bit of Scarlett Johansson for the holidays and make a difference in the world at the same time!  With a little bit of determination and an Ebay account, people can now bid on items used by celebrities.  Towels pretty much are a thing of the past, and Scarlett might prove to the world that a nasty hankerchief full of snot and encrusted with mucus is definately something to treasure.

Ew. And… ew, again.

NBC announced Wednesday that the tissue The Spirit star used to blow her nose during her latest appearance on the Tonight Show—relief from the cold she caught from costar Samuel L. Jackson, she says—will be put up for auction tomorrow on eBay, with all proceeds going to the food-gathering charity USA Harvest.

The success of this charitable and disgusting event will esstentially determine if Paris Hilton will auction off the feces stained flyer she used to wipe her ass off with at an after party.  The Celebrity Dark Ages slowly approach.

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