Okay, I’m a big man. Big enough to admit when I was perhaps a little… harsh about Sarah Jessica Parker’s sexiness. Well, I still think co-star Kim Cattrell is hotter, but SJP shows here that she’s no slouch herself. I honestly didn’t know the chick had it in her to look anything even approaching hot, but SJP proved me wrong.

I know, I was tempted to make a remark about those rather veiny arms too, but let’s be honest, Sarah’s got nothing on Madonna in that department.

Sashay on, SJP. Still doesn’t interest me in the slightest in the Sex and the City movie, but sashay on.

Photos by Fame Pictures

There’s a new line of sex dolls featuring such stars as Jessica Simpson, Jessica Alba, Eva Longoria, Lindsay Lohan, and Sarah Jessica Parker.  Now I don’t know why anyone would ever buy a Sarah Jessica Parker sex doll since she I’m pretty sure no one wants to have sex with something that looks like this, but as the box says: She’s got 3 fabulous love holes!  You gotta love Porno writers.

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Seriously, why do women like Sarah Jessica Parker?  She looks like walking death.  I can’t believe Sex in the City was a big show when in reality there is no way a woman that looked like that would be getting laid.  Sarah’s just lucky they don’t stone her as she walks down the street.  She has ruined the bikini for all humanity.

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[tag]Sarah Jessica Parker[/tag] recently lashed out on celebrities who have surgeries performed on their faces. She was quoted as saying,

It’s mad. It seems no one can move their foreheads any more and their faces are all fluffy and bouncy.

This coming from a woman who paints her face just to look human.

Parker didn’t want to knock plastic surgery out completely. She has even considered it herself, so she was quick to say,

I don’t want to criticise people for doing something and then four years later, you know, you’re doing it and people go, ‘She looks insane!

Four years ago I was against surgery, but once I got my ass implants, I could break branches clean off trees. Ain’t no one talkin’ smack now!

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