Celebrity Gossip by Derek Hail

Sarah Jessica Parker pictures and gossip


Have sex with a Star!

There’s a new line of sex dolls featuring such stars as Jessica Simpson, Jessica Alba, Eva Longoria, Lindsay Lohan, and Sarah Jessica Parker.  Now I don’t know why anyone would ever buy a Sarah Jessica Parker sex doll since she I’m pretty sure no one wants to have sex with something that looks like this, [...]

Quick, Avert your eyes!

Seriously, why do women like Sarah Jessica Parker?  She looks like walking death.  I can’t believe Sex in the City was a big show when in reality there is no way a woman that looked like that would be getting laid.  Sarah’s just lucky they don’t stone her as she walks down the street.  She [...]

Sarah Jessica Parker and Plastic Surgery

[tag]Sarah Jessica Parker[/tag] recently lashed out on celebrities who have surgeries performed on their faces. She was quoted as saying,
It’s mad. It seems no one can move their foreheads any more and their faces are all fluffy and bouncy.
This coming from a woman who paints her face just to look human.
Parker didn’t want to [...]

Sarah Jessica Parker can blow me

If she’s not making terrible movies, Failure to Launch, she’s fucking up what she’s known for. Fashion. Bottom line, the only thing she had going for her was the show Sex and the City. She’s not pretty. She’s not attractive. She’s downright boring. I don’t even know how this 4′11 even managed to become [...]