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	<title>Celebrity Gossip by Derek Hail &#187; Samuel L. Jackson</title>
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		<title>Samuel L. Jackson is the Next Karate Kid</title>
		<link>http://www.derekhail.com/2008/10/30/samuel-l-jackson-is-the-next-karate-kid/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 30 Oct 2008 12:24:20 +0000</pubDate>
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Samuel L. Jackson continues to play roles that will forever define him as the essence of cool.  Samuel L. (try saying that five times fast) will be staring in an upcoming film titled &#8220;Last Dragon,&#8221; a remake of some campy urban Martial Arts film.
Jackson will play Sho&#8217;Nuff, the Shogun of Harlem, a role played in [...]]]></description>
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<p>Samuel L. Jackson continues to play roles that will forever define him as the essence of cool.  Samuel L. (try saying that five times fast) will be staring in an upcoming film titled &#8220;Last Dragon,&#8221; a remake of some campy urban Martial Arts film.</p>
<blockquote><p>Jackson will play Sho&#8217;Nuff, the Shogun of Harlem, a role played in the original by the late Julius Carry, whose spiel included asking ego-driven questions like &#8220;Am I the baddest mofo lowdown around this town?&#8221; Each time his gang of thugs answered, &#8220;Sho&#8217;Nuff!&#8221;</p>
<p>The original, which also starred one-namers Taimak and then-Prince protegee Vanity, was released in March 1985 by TriStar Pictures and received lukewarm reviews. Roger Ebert said it was a &#8220;great near-miss.&#8221;</p></blockquote>
<p>There&#8217;s another thing for Samuel to put on his resume under &#8220;kilt-wearing candy man&#8221;, &#8220;bad ass hit man&#8221;, and &#8220;punched a snake in the face&#8221;.</p>
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		<title>Snakes on a Plane Sucks</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 24 Mar 2006 18:31:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Derek Hail</dc:creator>
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If you havent seen this trailer for [tag]Samuel L. Jackson[/tag]&#8217;s [tag]Snakes on a Plane[/tag] yet, you don&#8217;t surf the internet enough, but don&#8217;t worry about it because the trailer is terrible. Instead, watch this trailer:
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Anyway, as you can see, this movie is going to be good. This parody trailer was about a thousand times better [...]]]></description>
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<p>If you havent seen this trailer for [tag]<strong>Samuel L. Jackson</strong>[/tag]&#8217;s [tag]<strong>Snakes on a Plane</strong>[/tag] yet, you don&#8217;t surf the internet enough, but don&#8217;t worry about it because the trailer is terrible. Instead, watch this trailer:</p>
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<p>Anyway, as you can see, this movie is going to be good. This parody trailer was about a thousand times better than the original. What makes this comical is it is reported that, &#8220;Snakes on a Plane has created such a buzz among Internet film fans, movie bosses have called for reshoots.&#8221; The only internet buzz it has been getting was &#8220;Haha look how shitty this movie is.&#8221; I don&#8217;t know one person who plans to see this movie. In other news, I like Peanut Butter and Jelly (that is about as important and helpful as the Snake on a Plane Trailer).</p>
<p>Other People that &#8220;buzz&#8221; for Snakes on a Plane:</p>
<ul><a title="What Would Tyler Durden Do?" href="http://www.wwtdd.com/index.php?type=one&#038;i=737" target="_blank">WWTDD? </a></ul>
<ul><a title="The Superficial" href="http://www.thesuperficial.com/archives/2005/04/14/snakes_are_on_a.html" target="_blank">The Superficial </a></ul>
<ul><a title="Defamer" href="http://www.defamer.com/hollywood/samuel-l-jackson/dudesnakes-on-a-plane-117687.php" target="_blank">Defamer </a></ul>
<p><a title="Buzz for Snakes" href="http://www.hollywood.com/news/detail/id/3486391" target="_blank">Source </a></p>
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