Keep sucking that nipple, honey.  From the size of the kid Salma Hayek is toting and the size of her boobs, it doesn’t look like any starving country, or even her own offspring is going to be drinking any of her life giving water anytime soon.  You got greedy little one, and now we’re all getting punished for it.

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Looks like there’s another chick you can cross out on your list of famous people you wish you could marry, because it looks like Salma Hayek got around to it first– and it wasn’t with you.  The mushy-meter was in full swing with a wedding ceremony that took place on Valentines day, in France, to a wealthy billionaire–the next best thing to a prince on a white horse.

Salma Hayek wore white, carried a bouquet of red and white roses, and said, “I Do” – in French! – to her on-and-off beau of three years, billionaire Francois-Henri Pinault…

In the Salles des Mariages in the famed City Hall of Paris’s Sixth Arrondissement, the bride shed a few tears as she said, “Oui,” before a dozen guests, including mother Diana Jimenez, her brother Sami (who also served as her witness) and 17-month-old Valentina, her daughter with Pinault.

“The bride was extremely beautiful,” an attendee tells PEOPLE, “even when she was crying tears of joy. They were extremely happy.”

The only thing left to do is to wish them all the best of luck.   At least someone is going to be enjoying that huge rack of hers.

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For all those starving tummies out there, there’s hope.  A true humanitarian who isn’t afraid to walk in among the masses and lend a personal helping hand, Salma Hayek will forever be known for an amazing body and literally putting it towards good use.  Why do you ask?  Well, here’s a question for you: “Got milk?”

Taped during Hayek’s humanitarian mission to Sierra Leone to raise awareness about maternal neonatal tetanus last October, the actress – who gave birth to her own baby daughter Valentina on Sept. 21, 2007 – casually takes another mother’s baby boy into her arms and begins to feed him.

“She saw this baby suffering from malnutrition and she was still lactating from having had her own baby. She felt, ‘Why can’t I help this child out?’ ” says a source familiar with the situation.

“The mother was malnourished and didn’t have the necessary nutrients. She wasn’t lactating. She was a frail woman, so Salma wanted to help her out,” says the source.

As long as she’s not trying to pull some sort of “The Hand that Rocks the Cradle” stunt, I think it was a highly noble cause.  I wonder how malnourished and hungry would a fully grown man have to be to get in on that action.

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Wow.  I know that women’s breasts get bigger when they are breast feeding but this is just unholy.  If Salma Hayek’s boobs get any bigger, she will technically be a porn star.  Her kid in these pictures kind of kill the sexy cleavage vibe, but here’s an easy solution.  Step 1:  Save the picture.  Step 2:  Photoshop the kid out and replace her with Marisa Miller.  Step 3:  Defile your own body in the privacy of your own home.  Step 4:  Feel sorry for yourself.  Step 5:  Do it again.

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