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Salma Hayek: The Well is Dried

Keep sucking that nipple, honey.  From the size of the kid Salma Hayek is toting and the size of her boobs, it doesn’t look like any starving country, or even her own offspring is going to be drinking any of her life giving water anytime soon.  You got greedy little one, and now we’re all [...]

Salma Hayak is Married

Looks like there’s another chick you can cross out on your list of famous people you wish you could marry, because it looks like Salma Hayek got around to it first– and it wasn’t with you.  The mushy-meter was in full swing with a wedding ceremony that took place on Valentines day, in France, to [...]

Salma Hayek Spreads Her Milky Love

For all those starving tummies out there, there’s hope.  A true humanitarian who isn’t afraid to walk in among the masses and lend a personal helping hand, Salma Hayek will forever be known for an amazing body and literally putting it towards good use.  Why do you ask?  Well, here’s a question for you: “Got [...]

Holy Huge Tits!

Wow.  I know that women’s breasts get bigger when they are breast feeding but this is just unholy.  If Salma Hayek’s boobs get any bigger, she will technically be a porn star.  Her kid in these pictures kind of kill the sexy cleavage vibe, but here’s an easy solution.  Step 1:  Save the picture.  Step [...]

Salma Hayek is Pregnant and Engaged

A few days ago, Egotastic pointed out that Salma Hayek had big breasts, a big belly, and a big ass. Just as he predicted, Salma Hayek is pregnant. In addition, she is engaged to her wealthy business-man boyfriend, François-Henri Pinault - yea, I can’t say his name, but he has a lot of money, so [...]

Hayek can’t Hide it

The new movie, “Ask the Dust,” [tag]Salma Hayek[/tag] is starring in it alongside [tag]Colin Farrell[/tag], Hollywood’s bad boy. Salma says that Colin is a perfect gentlemen despite his bad boy Irishmen reputation (sorry girls he’s not so bad ass). Both Salma and Colin are set to do a frolicking on the beach scene, Salma is [...]