Ryan Phillippe, who split with his wife of seven years, Reese Witherspoon, recently, was allegedly flirting with Ashlee Simpson at the hot Los Angeles club Les Deux. In addition to the supposed hours of flirting, Ashlee and Ryan allegedly disappeared to a private area for over an hour and then both emerged looking disheveled. According to Female First,

They were up there for over an hour and came back looking dishevelled. We knew something went on. “They took separate cars and met at her place. He spent the night! Ashlee is keeping quiet and just said how hot he was. They really hit it off. I think they will hook up again

They go great together. Both of these “stars” are in the process of a failing career. Ryan, who hasn’t made a good movie since “Cruel Intentions” and Ashlee Simpson, who hasn’t lived with Jessica Simpson in quite some time, are both doing absolutely nothing of note. So, while they bide their spare time, at least they have each other.

Ryan Phillippe and Reese Witherspoon, on October 30th, 2006, had their rep’s confirm their split. Since the announcement, there has been speculation regarding the cause of the separation. Ryan Cheated!, Reese is a Bitch!, and Ryan’s jealousy were all accusations of the split, but 100 percent solid evidence is still unknown. However, according to the Chronicle,

“Ryan did not go out of his way to hide the fact that he was having a fling with his co-star Abbie Cornish. Besides the fact they were spotted making out in a sushi restaurant together, she was spotted many times leaving his loft apartment.”

Good for him. Reese has always come off as a self-serving bitch in most of her statements to the press and I would imagine living, having a family with such a person, is nearly impossible, or to a greater extreme, warrants a disappearing act. Not just a regular disappearance, but a highly elaborate and thought out plan. Ryan will go to California and his plane will mysteriously crash. However, he’d be safely gliding out of the airplane with his magical wings, because people in Hollywood have those, and exile himself to Alaska.

Reese Witherspoon and Ryan Phillippe plan on raising their children, from seperate households. Although they were married for seven years, there was a lot of speculation over the past few months of their alleged problems with each other. Some claimed Ryan was jealous of Reese’s success and others insinuated Reese is a complete terror to be with. Regardless of their reason for seperation, their children will now live a completely normal life, with one parent, and they wish everyone gives them the privacy they need to protect their children. According to TMZ,

“We are saddened to announce that Reese & Ryan have decided to formally separate. They remain committed to their family and we ask that you please respect their privacy and the safety of their children at this time.”

Discussion: Who was the cause of the seperation? If you blame the children, you’re a very cruel cruel person.

Other Stories leading up to their seperation…

Reese and Ryan’s public display of disaffection
Reese Aint So Pinchable

Retraction & Apology: We previously re-published a story which had appeared in Star Magazine claiming that actress Reese Witherspoon is pregnant with her third child. We now know that this story is false and unfounded. We regret the erorr and apologize to Ms. Witherspoon for any distress that the publication of this story may have caused.

When I think Reese Witherspoon, I think cute little girl that I just want to take home and marry. Apparently, I was wrong. She parades around as a cute sweet blonde as a front because she’s really a conniving ambitious self-serving woman (wow that’s weird). What made me come to my new theory of Reese? It would have to be this quote,

She told her publicists, This is completely overshadowing my win! We need to do something. I’m not going to turn into one of those actresses where it’s all about my personal life. I’m the highest-paid actress in history, and this crap isn’t going to bring me down!

Instead of denying the fact that her marriage is on the rocks, she is instead telling everyone how the people should be excited for her Oscar win. Obviously her marriage means nothing, like most Hollywood marriages.

Ryan Phillipe also had a response with regard to how Reese acts,

He told Reese that unless she tries to actually be the sweet person she pretends to be – rather than the domineering woman she really is. He’s going to walk, says insider

So maybe the marriage break-up isn’t a rumor and it is going to happen. I almost feel bad for making fun of Ryan, but then I realized, I still don’t like most of his movies. With regards to the new evil Reese, keep it up and you may even have a chance with me.

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Reese Witherspoon plans the peace by planning to have another child. As the National Enquirer puts it,

Friends say the 29-year-old mom of two is even planning to have baby #3 — and she’ll walk away from her red-hot $30m a movie career if she has to!

She allegedly had child number two after she caught Ryan Phillipe flirting with other women. This would usually appear like a futile attempt at saving a dying marriage but she is pulling it off thus far so she obviously know what she’s doing. Crafty Reese!

First off, I understand your desire to save your marriage, but why give up everything you have accomplished for Ryan Phillipe. I wouldn’t even know who Ryan Phillipe was if it wasn’t for Cruel Intentions. Does he even get any parts in movies? Reese should go find a real man that won’t get upset everytime she’s a little bit succesful. As a matter of fact, she should marry me. I will tell her how great she is everyday of the week. Then I’ll pull a KFed and spend all of her money on trying to become the next white rapper.

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