Ryan Phillippe, who split with his wife of seven years, Reese Witherspoon, recently, was allegedly flirting with Ashlee Simpson at the hot Los Angeles club Les Deux. In addition to the supposed hours of flirting, Ashlee and Ryan allegedly disappeared to a private area for over an hour and then both emerged looking disheveled. According to Female First,

They were up there for over an hour and came back looking dishevelled. We knew something went on. “They took separate cars and met at her place. He spent the night! Ashlee is keeping quiet and just said how hot he was. They really hit it off. I think they will hook up again

They go great together. Both of these “stars” are in the process of a failing career. Ryan, who hasn’t made a good movie since “Cruel Intentions” and Ashlee Simpson, who hasn’t lived with Jessica Simpson in quite some time, are both doing absolutely nothing of note. So, while they bide their spare time, at least they have each other.

Ryan Phillippe and Reese Witherspoon, on October 30th, 2006, had their rep’s confirm their split. Since the announcement, there has been speculation regarding the cause of the separation. Ryan Cheated!, Reese is a Bitch!, and Ryan’s jealousy were all accusations of the split, but 100 percent solid evidence is still unknown. However, according to the Chronicle,

“Ryan did not go out of his way to hide the fact that he was having a fling with his co-star Abbie Cornish. Besides the fact they were spotted making out in a sushi restaurant together, she was spotted many times leaving his loft apartment.”

Good for him. Reese has always come off as a self-serving bitch in most of her statements to the press and I would imagine living, having a family with such a person, is nearly impossible, or to a greater extreme, warrants a disappearing act. Not just a regular disappearance, but a highly elaborate and thought out plan. Ryan will go to California and his plane will mysteriously crash. However, he’d be safely gliding out of the airplane with his magical wings, because people in Hollywood have those, and exile himself to Alaska.

Reese Witherspoon and Ryan Phillippe plan on raising their children, from seperate households. Although they were married for seven years, there was a lot of speculation over the past few months of their alleged problems with each other. Some claimed Ryan was jealous of Reese’s success and others insinuated Reese is a complete terror to be with. Regardless of their reason for seperation, their children will now live a completely normal life, with one parent, and they wish everyone gives them the privacy they need to protect their children. According to TMZ,

“We are saddened to announce that Reese & Ryan have decided to formally separate. They remain committed to their family and we ask that you please respect their privacy and the safety of their children at this time.”

Discussion: Who was the cause of the seperation? If you blame the children, you’re a very cruel cruel person.

Other Stories leading up to their seperation…

Reese and Ryan’s public display of disaffection
Reese Aint So Pinchable

Retraction & Apology: We previously re-published a story which had appeared in Star Magazine claiming that actress Reese Witherspoon is pregnant with her third child. We now know that this story is false and unfounded. We regret the erorr and apologize to Ms. Witherspoon for any distress that the publication of this story may have caused.