“Who’s next?!”

With the departure of Star Jones and more recently Rosie O’Donnel, the View has been looking a lot better with Elisabeth Hasselbeck and even Joy Behar keeping the decrepit Barbara Walters company. But with these empty seats needing a gross ass to fill, the View has been looking at these prospective hosts: Kathy Griffin, Whoopi Goldberg, and Sherry Shephard. According to a View spokesman:

We love all three, but it’s too early to make any announcement.

The View has had more member changes than Destiny’s Child. Even if they are trying to fill the female Al-Roker and annoying white woman spots, it won’t be long before they too will be thrown off. In the end it will just be Barbara Walters drinking during a live taping and beating Behar to death with a bottle of Jack Daniels.

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Rosie O’Donnell, who recently announced her resignation from the show, The View, due to an inability to agree on contract terms, is supposedly being replaced by Roseanne Barr. Even though Roseanne Bar’s rep denies that she has been approached, I would imagine the career qualifications for hosting The View are the following:

• Fat (3 -5 years experience)
• Obnoxious (10 or more years experience)
• Annoying (your voice has to make people cringe)
• Ugly (ugly enough to make children cry)

Did I miss anything? [source]

Donald Trump Destroys Rosie O’donnell
Donald Trump to Rosie O’donnell: You’re a very unattractive woman

Donald Trump and Rosie O’Donnell have been battling publicly for several months, but it appears the dust will be settling over the next few days. Rosie O’Donnell is shortly going to announce her departure from “The View,” and Donald Trump is taking credit for it. According to TMZ,

Donald Trump has gone on the air taking credit for Rosie’s sudden departure from “The View,” bashing his arch-enemy to FOX News.

Donald Trump said, “Rosie is a loser, and she continues to be a loser and she was fired by ABC. And, I’m proud to say, I probably had a part in it.”

I wonder if Donald Trump is taking applications for a new secretary? Now that Rosie is available, I’m sure Donald can find room for her somewhere… as long as it isn’t a tight closet.

Donald Trump, who recently decided to allow Tara Conner to keep her crown even though she tested positive for both cocaine and Paris Hilton like tendencies, was attacked by Rosie Odonnell, but Donald fights back. During an Access Hollywood interview, Donald went on a rant as a response to Rosie’s complete lack of professionalism and respect. Donald said,

“Well, Rosie is a loser, she’s been a loser for a very long time.”

Definitely. She sucked at Baseball in “A League of their own.” But wait, Donald isn’t finished, he had much more to say.

“Everything about Rosie, and I watch her, and somebody sent me a clip of what she said, Rosie is someone out of control who really doesn’t have it and she should be careful because I’ll send one of my friends to pick up her girlfriend and I think it will be very easy.”

Donald is obviously an insightful man! In addition, during Rosie’s rant, she also mentioned how Donald would be bankrupt, but Donald’s response says otherwise.

“I’m worth 5 billion dollars, plus by a lot. And Rosie said trump went bankrupt? I never went bankrupt. She will say anything that comes to her unattractive mouth.”

Making fun of ugly people is fun, but Donald made sure to hammer the nail down further when he was asked what people would think of him for stooping to Rosie’s level.

“Well look, Rosie is a very unattractive women. I’m saying something, I’m not a politician, I’m not running for office, so I can say it. Rosie is a very unattractive woman, but as unattractive as she is on the outside, she’s even worse on the inside. And she’s very lucky to have a nice girlfriend.”

Donald Trump is Ruthless and I love him.

Update: Not the exact video, but this is good and funny enough!