I have to wonder if Rihanna’s gone batshit crazy, given what she’s wearing here, to one of the Fashion Week events. I mean, what the hell is this supposed to be? I mean, Rihanna has the body: you can make out her rack even in all that fabric. She knows how to dress better than this. Well, the legs look good, if you’re a leg man. And those booties on her feet? There’s no sane reason for Rihanna to hide her body in this shroud.

You can do waaay better, Rihanna. And if you can’t figure out how, go out naked. That would be a great view, I can assure you.

Photos by Bauer-Griffin

This is some messed up shit. Chris Brown will be sentenced today for beating the shit out of Rihanna, and what is Rihanna’s lawyer going to be in court doing? Telling the court Chris doesn’t need to stay so far away from her.

If asked, we will tell the court that all that’s necessary is a level-one order: That Brown not annoy, molest or harass her,” Rihanna’s lawyer Donald Etra tells PEOPLE. “No stay-away order was ever requested by Rihanna, nor did she ever believe it was necessary.”

At least, until the next time he slaps her silly.

And she doesn’t even show off her tits here. Or ass. Nice legs, though.

By now you have heard how Chris Brown allegedly beat Rihanna into a bruised mess. Well, People.com discovered that they both attended the same NBA game. Now who else thinks Chris Brown used his peripherals to spy on Rihanna?

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It looks like the days of Chris Brown and Rihanna are over for the most part.  Why do you ask?  Because over in New York, Rihanna is learning to get cozy with some of the company that she keeps.

After quietly continuing to see Brown after the alleged altercation between them in February, Rihanna stepped out with a new guy on Monday night in N.Y.C., a source tells PEOPLE.

Rihanna, 21, stopped by Lucky Strike Lanes & Lounge with 10 pals for some bowling, drinks and plenty of PDA with Canadian hip-hop artist Aubrey “Drake” Graham, says a source, adding that the singer, who was “absolutely glowing,” sipped whiskey and apple juice while staying close to Graham.

“The two of them were stealing kisses here and there the whole night,” says the source.

Graham, who is also an actor, is best known for playing wheelchair-bound Jimmy Brooks on Degrassi: The Next Generation. Also known as “Drake” in the hip-hop world, the Toronto native is a protégé of rapper Lil Wayne.

I am glad I don’t have to live in fear of possibly seeing more pictures of a battered Rihanna instead of her in her sexy teddies.  How can I be so sure?  Being somewhat of a hip-hop sensation that makes it through the day rolling around on a 15 year old’s version of a soap opera doesn’t scream violent (although he does seem to have a lot in common with Rihanna’s former lover…)

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