Celebrity Gossip by Derek Hail » Reese Witherspoon http://www.derekhail.com Celebrity Gossip, Celebrity Pictures, and Hot Girls with a humorous twist. Thu, 19 Nov 2009 09:36:54 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.2 en hourly 1 Reese Witherspoon With Monsters in Berlin http://www.derekhail.com/2009/03/10/reese-witherspoon-with-monsters-in-berlin/ http://www.derekhail.com/2009/03/10/reese-witherspoon-with-monsters-in-berlin/#comments Tue, 10 Mar 2009 13:17:54 +0000 thebrokenfarted http://www.derekhail.com/?p=18070

Reese Witherspoon appearing in Berlin with her date by her side for the premiere of Monsters Vs. Aliens.  It appears that working on the film has gave her a completely different view relationship-wise.  I’m quite sure the large, fat blue glob scored that night primarily based on personality compared to his irresistable love handles.  It’s reported that when the unknown date was brought aside and asked to question about the occassion that he replied, “God, I hope this chick has a huge rack under there… the lack of depth perception makes it hard for some one like me to pass a simply judgement about these things.”  It’s safe to say after that night, we haven’t heard from the poor guy since.

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Reese Witherspoon bikini pictures are 100 percent unexciting. However, what she lacks in sexiness, she makes up for in maternal instinct. Do you see her kid? It looks like she’s drowning yet Reese has a huge smile on her face. Mother of the year award please.

Also, after further examination, these Reese Witherspoon bikini pics may be old because she looks kind of fat in the pictures and lately, she is really skinny. So I apologize if they’re old, but they’re new to me.

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Reese Witherspoon

Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal have completely ended their short spring fling because Reese lacked the time Jake demanded. According to People,

“Reese was the one who had to do it,” says the source. “She just got out of a divorce and was so concerned with her family, she just didn’t have the time for him and he really demanded that.”

When Reese says, “she didn’t have the time,” I’m sure she really means, “its hard to have an orgasm while wearing a strap-on,” but I’ve always been bad at reading in-between the lines.

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Academy Awards

There are two parts of the Academy Awards that are worth watching – the intro and the arrivals. Unfortunately, watching hours of “I Love You Mom,” and reflecting on the past, is down-right boring. The intro on the other hand, is usually funny, but with Ellen Degeneres at the wheel, that sucked too. Her talk show is terrible, and so was her poor attempt at comedy.

Thankfully, the arrivals are here to save us.

Beyonce

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Cate Blanchett

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Eva Green 

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Gwyneth Paltrow

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Jessica Biel 

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Kate Winslet

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Kirsten Dunst

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Lisa Ray

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Nicole Kidman

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Penelope Cruz

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Reese Witherspoon

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