Rapper Ray J got busted for smoking weed in a Hyatt.  Suprise, Suprise.

R&B boy toy Ray J was tossed out on his behind early Saturday morning from the Hyatt Regency in D.C., because Brandy’s bro allegedly had a stash of marijuana and a drug called “Boat” (a club drug) … this according to TMZ sources.

We’re told Ray J went to his room after partying it up, when hotel management got a complaint. It appears security went up to the room where they allegedly found all the drug stuff.

Our sources say the singer tried to bribe hotel security so he could stay but they didn’t bite. We’re told Ray J went crazy, arguing like a mutha. Eventually, Mr. J’s own security came to the hotel and carted him away.

What the hell is “boat”?  I tried looking it up on Urban Dictionary and all I got was this shiesty answer:

1000 pills of ecstasy

I doubt that’s right.  Maybe I’m just out of it.  I’m not hip with the kids.  I don’t know about drugs that wanna be rappers are taking.  I thought they were supposed to be shooting “gats” and “droppin glocks”.  What the hell are they doing in Hyatts doing drugs?  That’s for rockstars not rappers.

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Kim Kardashian, who supposedly desperately attempted to stop the release of her sex tape, has finally been displayed as the penis loving slut I always viewed her as. Usually my opinions are harsh, uncalled for and completely immaterial, but at this particular moment, the Kim Kardashian sex tape has put me on a pedestal.

The Free Kim Kardashian Sex Tape

Like most celebrity sex tapes, the camera man, or in this case, the 12 inch dick wielder, has an unsteady hand which is most likely due to some rough little whore slobbing his knob, but I was fairly entertained – Ray-j’s penis is 12 inches. To this day, I have never been so fixated on a black penis before in my life, but honestly, he’s wielding a third leg. It’s no wonder Kim wanted a sex tape with this failed rap-star.

Below are the Kim Kardashian Sex Tape screen captures, but if you wish to view the video, run over to Drunken Stepfather already because he has the Full Kim Kardashian Sex Tape.

The Kim Kardashian sex tape scandal has prompted Vivid entertainment to extend an offer to Ray-J, Brandy’s younger brother, to direct four hardcore films. After Vivid watched the raunchy encounter between Ray and Kim, they were very impressed with his work. An offer had to be extended. According to the Chronicle, Wenn reports,

“Our first conversations were very uncomfortable, but, after continuing to talk, the possibility was definitely in the air.”

Ray-J only has one decision left to make. How can he convince Vivid to allow him to participate and direct. After dating Whitney Houston, I would imagine he found a strange adoration for the walking dead, and it upsets him. However, if he could direct, and participate, it would be like offering a dog a steak-bone. He’s just gonna eat the shit out of it.

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Whitney Houston, who was reportedly dating Brandy’s younger brother, Ray-J, has allegedly ended her relationship with the wannabe star. After the Kim Kardashian sex tape leaked on the internet, Whitney decided to continue working on her come-back album herself instead of working with Ray. In addition, according to the Chronicle,

Houston was spotted dining with estranged husband Bobby Brown on Sunday (11Feb07), but insists a reconciliation between the pair is not likely. (c) WENN

The moral of the story is clear. Why get urinated on when you can be beaten?

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