R. Kelly appeared in a BET interview, and someone was kind enough to mention the big P: pedophilia, and more specifically the six year trial he had underwent that he was finally acquitted of last June.

Kelly spoke to BET’s Toure for about a half-hour last week. Though the interview did not specifically address the child pornography charges, Kelly was asked about the perception that he is attracted to young girls (Kelly was married to the late singer Aaliyah when she was 15, but the marriage was quickly annulled).

When asked if he liked teenage girls, Kelly replied: “When you say teenage, how — how old are we talkin’ … 19?”

Some people sure like to play dumb when they’re put into a corner, but at least R. Kelly is being sort of honest, I guess.  I mean, 19… is considered a teenager?  Well when you’re you’re as horny as Kelly and have a taste for the youngin’s, any kid is going to be considered a 19 year old teenager.

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A new chapter in the R Kelly pissing/under age sex/all around pervert case.

A woman is set to testify at R. Kelly’s upcoming child pornography trial, revealing that she had a threesome with Kelly and the allegedly underage girl shown in the infamous video.

Sources tell the Chicago Sun-Times that the new witness not only will testify that she was underage when she had the threesome with Kelly — but also that the other girl involved is the exact same person who is now identified as the alleged victim.

Prosecutors claim to have identified the girl in the videotape — who is now in her 20s. She denies it’s her on the tape. She will take the stand in the trial as well.

Did any of that make sense to you? I’m not entirely sure what is going on here. The only thing I know of this case, and anything else from that matter, comes from TV. So let’s see what TV tells me about the matter:

Ah, TV is so smart. So is Vida Guerra’s career choice of getting pissed on.

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R Kelly has a warrant out for his arrest.  No, he didn’t piss on anyone else or have sex with another under age girl.  Come on people give the guy some credit.  It’s because he didn’t show up in court today.

Kelly has been charged with child pornography, in a widely reported case in which he allegedly videotaped a sexual encounter with a teenage girl. R. pleaded not guilty in the mess — which has been going on since 2002.

Kelly’s lawyer said singer was “detained because of some snow.” The judge said a trial date will be set on Thursday.

Hmm, touche Mr. Kelly.  You know, It takes a bold man to say you didn’t do something when there are several thousand clips of you doing it scattered across the internet.  I guess he must have one last trick up his sleeve, like David Blaine.  That guy is like the devil.

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“Where did R. Kelly go?”

Remember R. Kelly’s “Trapped in the Closet” hip-hopera? No? How about the episode of South Park where Tom Cruise and John Travolta are trapped in the closet and R. Kelly pulled out his gun and tried to get them out but ended up getting trapped in the closet too? Well, that episode is spoofing the hip-hopera.

Looks like more spoofs are in store for us because the IFC channel just picked up 10 new installments of it. Not only will you get to see the 10 new installments on the IFC channel, plus the original 12, but you can watch all 22 episodes on IFC.com.

If only those sex tapes got trapped in the closet.

Get trapped here.
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