This is your new spokesperson Jenny Craig.  Congratulations.  Seriously, if you were looking for a place to diet and this is that company’s spokesperson, I would keep looking.  Do women really want to have thighs that look like they house about 30 KFC Snackers?  Queen Latifah has always been a disaster and I don’t know why people still call her beautiful.  It’s like calling your kids shitty picture a masterpiece.  You know it isn’t any good, but you don’t want to hurt their feelings.

[tag]Queen Latifah[/tag] wants to adopt a child sometime next year. The voice of Ellie in “Ice Age 2: The Meltdown” wants to fufill the maternal urges within her. She was quoted as saying,

I’ve cleared my schedule and it’s going to happen soon. God willing, I will be a mum by this time next year. I definitely plan on going through with adoption.

So we’ll have a little Prince or Princess Latifah running around soon. I tried adopting. I brought the little tyke home and I thought it was broken. It just sat there doing nothing. When I returned it, they weren’t happy that I put batteries in it’s mouth.

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