Celebrity Gossip by Derek Hail » Petra Nemcova

Get Ready For Another Season of Dancing With The Stars

Tracee — Thu, 03 Mar 2011 02:38:11 +0000

It’s a new season of Dancing with the Stars. Here are a few of the stars contestants: Kendra Wilkinson, Petra Nemcova, Kirstie Alley, and talk show host Wendy Williams. Apparently they all got together for dinner. Not a bad move: it’s the last time these chicks will get to eat once rehearsals kick into gear.

Here’s Kendra, girls all propped up, with her Dancing with the Stars plans:

“I can’t look too sexy, that’s the key, you know,” the E! star, 25, told UsMagazine.com at Monday night’s cast reveal. “I’m already known as the Playboy girl, I can’t go out there and do that! I have to be ABC appropriate!”

All that means is no NUDITY, chick. Everything else will work, and I’m counting on you not to disappoint.

Meanwhile, here’s Kirstie’s plans:

“I’ve lost 60 pounds, and I have 30 or 40 more to go,” the former Fat Actress star told UsMagazine.com at Monday’s cast reveal. “And I think with this strenuous, rigorous dance schedule, I think it’s going to work. It’s exciting.”

I think so, too, and I’m actually rooting for Kirstie. Can you imagine how great that rack will look without the stomach?

Wendy Williams’ rack is ready to go. And Petra already looks hot, so you can enjoy her in the first week or so. You know the chicks who actually vote for contestants in this programs aren’t going to keep her ass around.

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Petra Nemcova is a good salesperson

Derek Hail — Tue, 01 Jul 2008 07:06:04 +0000

Petra Nemcova was at the launch of a new season of clothes no one will probably wear. It’s ok though, her hot body and crazy sexy smile caused the ravinous male audience to buy two or three of the same item. They didn’t care. If a hot chick looks at you it pretty much throws your whole rational thought process out the window. I once went to the supermarket to buy bread and some milk. There were so many hot women there, I ended up coming back with some Raumen Noodles and AAA Batteries. True Story. I don’t know what the hell happened.

Petra Nemcova is a Giant

Derek Hail — Mon, 02 Jun 2008 04:02:46 +0000

I’ve always ragged on Petra Nemcova for looking insanely average for a supermodel, but the more I see her, the more I like her. In pictures, she looks as if any guy has a chance. In reality, she’s about 9 feet tall and could crush you with her pinky. Breaking news. I know.

Petra Nemcova shows side boob

Derek Hail — Mon, 19 May 2008 12:09:42 +0000

Petra Nemcova has never been shy about showing of her awesome cleavage, and last night’s Cannes appearance was no different. This is some serious side boob action. Petra really has come to the fore front since the whole tsunami thing. She really rode that wave to fame. (Awwwwwww. Too soon?)

Now I have a quick question for you, who has a better side boob photo? Lindsay Lohan or Petra Nemcova? Click here for the Lindsay Lohan side boob picture.

So Close and Yet So Far

Derek Hail — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 19:42:45 +0000

Bar Rafaeli and Petra Nemcova were recently at some charity thing and gave the men in attendance something to dream about. Sorry ladies we can’t help it. Anytime we see two woman simply chatting, it pops into our brains. They could be talking about murdering kittens but as long as one of them reaches out and touches the other on the shoulder, it’s instantly awesome.

This Annoys Me

Derek Hail — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 16:30:16 +0000

I want to be hooked up with a rich broad. I can totally be arm candy and be a stay at home slacker. This chick may think she’s weeding out the Golddiggers with her “rules” and “affidavits” but let’s be honest. 99% of these women are after money. Ask any chick you know and she’ll tell you a 50 something year old man’s old saggy balls are not attractive to a 24 year old model.

Editor’s Note: If you are rich and want to support me, I am totally open. Even if you look like Ellen or Queen Latifah. I’ll learn to love you.

Petra Nemcova dating Sean Penn?

Derek Hail — Mon, 25 Feb 2008 02:07:06 +0000

It seems that 40 something Sean Penn has a new piece of arm candy: Supermodel Petra Nemcova. Yea, I know. This means Petra Nemvoca has now been linked to Sean Penn AND James Blunt. This disgusts me not only as a man, but as a Petra Nemcova fan. She’s way too hot to be hanging out with these guys. Blunt looked like he smelled and Sean Penn looks like he’s constantly sucking on a lemon. Either Petra’s got a thing for ugly guys or she’s got a permanent case of Beer Goggles.

Petra Nemcova at “The Diving Bell” Movie Premiere

Derek Hail — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 19:13:24 +0000

Petra Nemcova attended the premiere of the movie “The Diving Bell” while wearing a sexy top hat, fishermen’s hat, ah screw it. She’s wearing a cool black hat. I’ve always had a thing for women who wear exotic hats and Petra Nemcova pulls it off perfectly. However, being a man, I’ve never understood the point of a small carry purse. I mean, what do you do with it and how do you not forget it everywhere you go?

Anyway, back to the movie “The Diving Bell.” It’s a film about the Elle editor who suffered from a stroke that left him completely paralyzed in every part of his body except his left eye. It’s supposedly a true story and if you want more info on it, check IMDB