Celebrity Gossip by Derek Hail » Petra Nemcova

Petra Nemcova is a good salesperson

Derek Hail — Tue, 01 Jul 2008 07:06:04 +0000

Petra Nemcova was at the launch of a new season of clothes no one will probably wear. It’s ok though, her hot body and crazy sexy smile caused the ravinous male audience to buy two or three of the same item. They didn’t care. If a hot chick looks at you it pretty much throws your whole rational thought process out the window. I once went to the supermarket to buy bread and some milk. There were so many hot women there, I ended up coming back with some Raumen Noodles and AAA Batteries. True Story. I don’t know what the hell happened.

Petra Nemcova is a Giant

Derek Hail — Mon, 02 Jun 2008 04:02:46 +0000

I’ve always ragged on Petra Nemcova for looking insanely average for a supermodel, but the more I see her, the more I like her. In pictures, she looks as if any guy has a chance. In reality, she’s about 9 feet tall and could crush you with her pinky. Breaking news. I know.

Petra Nemcova shows side boob

Derek Hail — Mon, 19 May 2008 12:09:42 +0000

Petra Nemcova has never been shy about showing of her awesome cleavage, and last night’s Cannes appearance was no different. This is some serious side boob action. Petra really has come to the fore front since the whole tsunami thing. She really rode that wave to fame. (Awwwwwww. Too soon?)

Now I have a quick question for you, who has a better side boob photo? Lindsay Lohan or Petra Nemcova? Click here for the Lindsay Lohan side boob picture.

So Close and Yet So Far

Derek Hail — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 19:42:45 +0000

Bar Rafaeli and Petra Nemcova were recently at some charity thing and gave the men in attendance something to dream about. Sorry ladies we can’t help it. Anytime we see two woman simply chatting, it pops into our brains. They could be talking about murdering kittens but as long as one of them reaches out and touches the other on the shoulder, it’s instantly awesome.