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	<title>Celebrity Gossip by Derek Hail &#187; Peter Andre</title>
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		<title>Jordan&#8217;s duet or a Dying Animal?</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Oct 2006 02:23:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Derek Hail</dc:creator>
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I can show you the world&#8230; Or a complete and utter terrible rendition of &#8220;A Whole New World&#8221;. Jordan, aka Katie Price, and her husband, Peter Andre try to show off their singing abilities, but there is a excessive lack of talent. If you want to hear better singers, imagine what a squealing cat in [...]]]></description>
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<p>I can show you the world&#8230; Or a complete and utter terrible rendition of &#8220;A Whole New World&#8221;. <strong>Jordan</strong>, aka <strong>Katie Price</strong>, and her husband, <strong>Peter Andre</strong> try to show off their singing abilities, but there is a excessive lack of talent. If you want to hear better singers, imagine what a squealing cat in heat having sex with a mature Tiger sounds like. Yea, its better than Jordan&#8217;s duet. However, being better than her duet isn&#8217;t that complicated. I could start singing after I&#8217;m twenty beers deep while stabbing myself in my throat and I will still sound better than she does.</p>
<p>To Click and Play the MP3 Directly, <a title="Jordan and Peter Andre's Duet" target="_blank" href="http://graphics.news.com.au/multimedia/2006/061016_peterAndreAndJordan/inc/stream.mp3">click here</a></p>
<p>To see the MP3 in its&#8217; source, <a title="Jordan is a Terrible Singer" target="_blank" href="http://www.news.com.au/dailytelegraph/story/0,22049,20590041-5006002,00.html">click here</a></p>
<p>She should just go make the sex video she planned to make.</p>
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