Celebrity Gossip by Derek Hail » Pete Doherty

Pete Doherty’s Drug Addiction In Full Swing

Derek Hail — Tue, 06 Nov 2007 17:02:53 +0000

Pete Doherty, who recently completed a rehab stint, was caught injecting himself with heroin… again. Even though he was allegedly clean for six weeks, it appears Pete Doherty has caved into his addiction once more and according to The Sun,

“He may have got clean through rehab, but as soon as the temptation is put in front of him, he cannot help himself. It’s so sad to see. He’s been given so many chances and so many fresh starts and he just throws them all away.

“It’s not fair on those who have tried to help. It makes a mockery of the legal system.

“Anyone else would have been sent to jail by now.”

After watching the video on The Sun’s page, I’ve decided to give Pete Doherty another chance. Maybe he’s diabetic and he was melting powder sugar to inject himself with some home made insulin or well, maybe not, I’m pretty sure that would be dangerous. So, if it’s not heroin, lets think of the things it could be… saline, heroin, insulin, heroin, heroin, heroin. I’m drawing a blank here people. All I know is it’s not an IV drip and he was heating a spoon prior to the injection.

Note – Don’t melt sugar on a spoon and inject yourself with a needle. That would be extremely stupid.

Crack Love: Pete Doherty and Courtney Love Kiss

Derek Hail — Tue, 18 Sep 2007 20:10:09 +0000

Courtney Love‘s visit to Pete Doherty in rehab has sparked romance rumors between the two ex-drug addicts when they shared a kiss at the end of their meeting. According to M&C,

“Pete respects Courtney for the struggle she’s faced, one that, like his, seemed insurmountable.

“He’s turning a corner now. And having support from one of rock’s greatest survivors is a great help and inspiration for him. They had a brilliant talk.

“It was touching to see them share a tender kiss after the visit.

“They share a common bond as both are musicians with a self-destructive streak.”

They share a few other things in common too. Even though they both are supposedly clean, they both still look like crack heads. And, as a matter of fact, I wouldn’t be surprised if they still are both crack heads. At least the share the common bonds of a successful relationship. Some share feelings, they’ll share hits.

Kate Moss is a Nasty Old Rag says Pete Doherty

Derek Hail — Wed, 01 Aug 2007 15:19:17 +0000

Kate Moss was infuriated when she discovered that her ex-boyfriend Pete Doherty called her a “nasty old rag” in a recent interview. She smashed pictures, threw a wine glass, and went into a screaming fit. According to the Daily Mail,

In it, the heroin and crack-addled singer described Miss Moss in one breath as a “nasty old rag” who would jealously lash out at him and once “kicked him in the head”.

In a second interview today, which will no doubt further fuel the model’s anger, he said his relationship with the model “became like the Vietnam war.”

He added: “I was always dodging bullets.”

Yea, and I’d imagine dodging bullets is real hard when you’re trying to stick a needle in your arm. I could barely run and talk at the same time. Could you imagine this putz zig-zagging down the street with a tourniquet dangling from his mouth and a needle in his arm?

Kate Moss tossed Pete Doherty on his ass

Derek Hail — Thu, 05 Jul 2007 16:08:42 +0000

After Kate Moss discovered that Pete Doherty had an alleged fling with a South African woman, she reportedly threw him out of the house and does not plan to take him back. According to the Mirror,

“They had some terrible slanging matches over the weekend, some of the worst of their relationship. Kate is absolutely furious. She hates being made a fool of and gets incredibly jealous. She just won’t stand for infidelity.”

After a long relationship, one would expect heart-break. In this particular case, it’s like fighting cancer or HIV and winning. Kicking the Pete habit was the best move Kate Moss could possibly do. She’s a super-model, he’s a super-junky. She’s hot, he’s not. She treads the runway, he treads his veins. It just wasn’t a good fit. However, I’m sure this dumb blonde will take this shitty boyfriend back. It wouldn’t be a surprise.

Pete Doherty Cheated on Kate Moss, Allegedly

Derek Hail — Mon, 02 Jul 2007 14:46:54 +0000

Pete Doherty has allegedly cheated on Kate Moss last Thursday with a South African brunette named Lindy. He supposedly met her at London’s Crystal nightclub and was alalegedly seen “kissing and cuddling.” According to M&C,

“They went up the street for a while then came back inside where they had an intense chat for ages. There was lots of flirting and laughing. Then we saw four of them get into a cab and head off.”

The pair reportedly spent the night at Pete’s friend’s house, where they “disappeared into a bedroom together”.

What the hell is on Pete’s mind? The girl is an “unflushable,” but she’s bound to break after he got some OV (other vagina). But, hey, at least it isn’t heroin. Right?

Leave The Needles Out: Kate Moss to Marry Pete Doherty

Derek Hail — Fri, 22 Jun 2007 13:56:39 +0000

Pete Doherty and Kate Moss are allegedly set to wed this summer assuming Pete can kick the crack/heroin addiction. In Pete Doherty’s memoir, “The Books of Albion,” he writes,

“Smack and needle-free we shall marry in the summer and I become 10 times happier than any given smackhead. Huzzah!”

He never said he was a writer, but lets admire his attempt at being poetic. In addition, a love note from Kate Moss was also printed in the memoir. The note said,

You have touched my heart and soul you little [bleep]er . . . You make me high my sweet. My skin shivers and longs to be held by you.”

Awww, how romantic… The last time I was called “you little fucker,” I was chased around the playground with a Super Soaker 500. You ever see that water gun? It’s huge. In Kate’s case, we need to fill it with ice-cold water to sober her dumb ass up for bringing home a crackhead to mom.

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Pete Doherty is still a Junky and his Friends are Pissed

Derek Hail — Wed, 18 Apr 2007 16:11:31 +0000

Pete Doherty is still a junky. Surprise!

Pete Doherty revealed that people close to him are becoming fed up with his drug addiction and ridiculous antics. According to Access Hollywood,

“The people I’m closest to have had enough. They’ve said it’s drugs or them,” the Babyshambles frontman said Wednesday at a court appearance to review his progress in complying with a treatment order.

“A lot has changed in the past week,” Doherty added.

Pete Doherty a clean, anti-drug, professional singer? Haha! Yea, and Paula Abdul never drank on American Idol.

Kate Moss Sex Tape could be in the Making

Derek Hail — Wed, 04 Apr 2007 12:41:44 +0000

A Kate Moss sex tape? No way! However, the Chronicle reports that Kate Moss and Pete Doherty have been not-so secretly filming their life for a documentary they plan on releasing in the future. The documentary will obviously chronicle the day in the life of a Super Model who has a heart-ache for a no-name, dead-beat band singer.

I’ve personally always been a huge fan of Kate Moss because we beautiful people have to stick together, but she just needs to realized that she needs to stick to what she does best – model and get naked. Why anyone would be interested in watching a drug addict do crazy drug addict things like paint on a canvas with blood or inject random people with “medicine” would be beyond me, but hey, A Simple Life is Huge and so is Desperate Housewives. Live and Learn.