For all those craaaaazy Paula Abdul stalkers (dead and still living) you will now still be able to experience the thrill of knowing where your favorite star is–pretty much where she’s been now for a good chunk of the last couple of years.  After all of her moaning and groaning she has done to the media after one of her stalkers killed herself outside of her home, she’s still planning on standing by her main man/show American Idol.

“I am a big fan of the show. I am blessed to be on the show. It’s the greatest show on television all around the world and … a gazillion people would love to be in my shoes,” Abdul said at a meeting Tuesday of the Television Critics Association.

Pressed about it Tuesday, Abdul denied saying “anything disparaging about `American Idol’ at all” or complaining to producers about Goodspeed.

When a reporter pointed out that Abdul was quoted as saying she had warned producers about the woman, Abdul replied: “Well, that is true. But that’s that. I can’t talk about it anymore. It’s an ongoing police investigation.”

That first bit about loving that show I almost promise was what some head honcho yelled at her during some sort of ultamatum session.  Without the show, she’d probably at best wind up making frequent appearances on those “I Love the 80′s” shows on VH1. 

What would be insanely ironic is she made her own reality television series about her life dodging her “Number One Fans.”

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Paula Abdul seems to still be reeling over her dedicated 18 year stalker that killed herself outside of her home.  Since the event, she hasn’t even laid foot in that house, and now she’s whining over the fact that Fox allowed Paula Goodspeed, the stalker, to audition knowing her rep.

Abdul said “Idol” producers ignored her protests and brought Goodspeed on the show “for entertainment value.”

The “American Idol” judge also accused Fox of making her home address public, although she added that Goodspeed found the place on her own after an audition: “She followed me home with her mom.”

When Barbara Walters asked why Abdul remains on a show that put her in peril, Abdul replied: “I’m under contract.”

I have nothing to say about Fox.  Obviously stupidity makes for good televisiion until someone gets hurt [seriously].  When I do watch the show, it is mainly to see all the rejects that crawl through the door.  Abdul’s excuse for being under contract is shockingly similar to the excuse a woman will stay with an abusive husband, and with all that money she’s getting while “under contract” you’d think she’d at least move if she really had a problem with it, or it got too out of hand.  There’s parts of me that want to say that she sort of liked it…up to the killing part.

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I don’t know why, but they’re out there: people obsessed with Paula Abdul.  Last night, a dead woman was found outside of her house, and it is suspected to be one of Abdul’s “Number One Fans.”

Police sources tell us they think the victim is an alleged Abdul stalker and cops have been to the house “numerous times before” to deal with her.

The Ventura County Sheriff’s Department tells TMZ the victims parents called them at 3:00 PM to tell them their daughter was missing and that she “had an unnatural obsession” with Paula Abdul and they might want to check Abdul’s home

When your parents know that you’re a stalker, don’t you think they would do more than call the police?  Pasting your bedroom with pictures you pull out of newspapers and magazines, and then walking around with binoculars outside people’s houses is something that doesn’t just happen overnight.  Maybe they thought it was just a phase, something she would grow out of maybe when she hit 85 or something. Parents.

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Paula Abdul was set to fly from Burbank to San Jose, California using Southwest Airlines. However, what seemed like an innocent air-flight, supposedly turned into a cranky little girl demanding special treatment. According to MSNBC,

Abdul was a diva during a recent flight, demanding — but not getting — special treatment, sources tell Star.

“She pulled a major diva trip,” one “eyewitness” told the tab. “The other passengers were not amused.”

They should have ushered her in early… right into the cargo bay. That would be a great Punk’d episode. However, I would imagine drunk people would spoil the fun.

(I am aware the above picture is old, but it is so fitting)

[tag]Paula Abdul[/tag] has allegedly been attacked over the previous weekend at a private party in Los Angeles. Police Lt. Paul Vermon said on Thursday, “According to Abdul, the man at the party argued with her, grabbed her by the arm and threw her against a wall.” The attack left Paula with spinal injuries and a concussion. No arrests have been made yet even though Vermon was provided the name of the assailant. Paul Vermon with held the name pending further investigation.

The new celebrity reality show is in the making! Jump’d! This is where I pick out the celebrities I don’t like and find some crack head to jump them for ten dollars. We just filmed the first episode. Paula you’ve just been jump’d.

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