Celebrity Gossip by Derek Hail

Paris Hilton pictures and gossip


Paris Hilton is the Gift that Keeps on Giving

And now YOU too can look just like a skanky whore with Paris Hilton’s new designer line. Presenting to all those women out there down on their luck in their search for man meat, we give to you…interchangeable Velcro hair extensions!

Showing off her new line of slip-on fake plastic hair at a Malibu press [...]

Paris Hilton Needs a New Friend

Paris is coming to televisions everywhere again, but this time in the UK. After claiming not having a British friend over there when she hits the clubs, she’s looking to cast someone on a new television show.
“I’m in the U.K. all the time, but of course I can’t bring all my friends, so I’ve [...]

Paris Hilton Snaps Back

After last weeks campaign video where McCain accuses Obama of merely being an international celebrity whore like Paris Hilton, Paris lashes back at McCain on the internet yesterday with a little promo of her own:
In it, Hilton lays out her point-by-point energy proposal, after reading an article on where to get the best tan. She [...]

Paris Hilton in Russian GQ

Paris Hilton appeared on the pages of a Russian issue of GQ, which I find odd.  Why are Russian guys reading GQ?  I thought all they read is Vodka Quarterly or Bear Skin Hats Magazine.  Ah, the wonderful world of stereotypes.

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Shake your head Damn You!

There’s a few things hilariously uncomfortable about this video.  First, the host is asking Paris about her new line of extensions when it’s obvious she has no clue what she’s talking about.  All she did was stamp her name on the box and that’s it.  The best part though, is the insistance that the model [...]

Afternoon Links and Car Bangers

Jada Pinkett-Smith has a mullet - Yeeeah
Olivia Munn is back in a bikini - Popoholic

Miranda Kerr exposes her cleavage - Ninja Dude
Gary Coleman gets screwed again - Dlisted

Paris Hilton denies wedding rumors - ICYDK
Eva Longoria takes her husband for a walk - Not Obsessed

Megan Fox Nude for FHM - Cityrag
Ashlee Simpson needs to stop denials [...]

Paris Hilton Performs for the Pussycat Dolls

Here is Paris Hilton performing with the Pussycat Dolls over this past weekend. Usually, when a celebrity performs for the Pussycat Dolls, it’s an excuse to see them run around in skimpy lingerie on stage, but with Paris Hilton, it’s just another weekend and all I have to say is one thing: they better wash [...]

Paris Hilton is a Colossal Failure

Fantasy Moguls has some pretty hilarious stats from Paris Hilton’s movie opening this weekend.
Paris’ movie, “The Hottie and the Nottie,” opened on 111 screens yesterday, and sold only $76 in ticket sales per location. That breaks down to approximately 10 people per theater. It’s anticipated that the movie will sell only $23,000 during the three-day [...]

Paris Hilton is the Perfect Gift

Imagine your child’s face when she opens a present on Christmas Morning and it’s a beautiful hooker doll.  Imagine the hours of enjoyment she can have by re-enacting a coke deal gone bad.  How big would her smile be as she applies the miniature Herpacil ointment?  Wonder no longer!  Your dreams have become a reality [...]

FINALLY!

While you read this story from Page Six, close your eyes and try to imagine it in your head.
During his performance at the Paris Hilton-hosted pre-Super Bowl party for 944 magazine last night, 50 Cent gave a shout out to Paris, who then started singing in the front row.
When the princess decided to get onstage [...]

Paris Hilton ain’t broke people

People are making a big deal out of Paris Hilton’s grandfathers recent announcement that he is giving all of his money to a charity instead of passing it on to Paris and company.
PARTY princess Paris Hilton is $60 million out of pocket after her billionaire grandfather - appalled by her jail term for drink-driving offences [...]

Paris Hilton Got New Lips?

Here is Paris Hilton flaunting what seems like a new set of lips. What bothers me is… there was never anything wrong with the lips on her face to begin with. However, if she got a matching set on the other hand…

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Paris Hilton is a Slutty Marine for Halloween

Paris Hilton hosted a party at Club Lax in Las Vegas last night as a sexy U.S. army troop. The only thing is, she isn’t very sexy and I’m not quite sure why she has yellow eyes. Do people in the army have yellow eyes? I mean, I know they don’t wear stockings either, but [...]

Paris Hilton is a Slutty Alice in Wonderland

Halloween is fast approaching and as expected celebrities are starting to be caught wearing their Halloween costumes. Here is Paris Hilton dressed up as a slutty version of Alice in Wonderland and by the looks of her eyes, a rabbit isn’t the only thing she’s chasing. Or, she could just be wearing a set of [...]

Paris Hilton: “I Feel Empty Inside.” Or, In Other Words, Dickless

Paris Hilton has finally admitted that her former party-going lifestyle was very unsatisfying. She admits the main reason behind her actions was to have fun, but she recently said,
“Before, my life was about having fun, going to parties - it was a fantasy. But when I had time to reflect, I felt empty inside. I [...]

Paris Hilton Endangers Orphans

Paris Hilton has decided to reach into the depths of her good heart and decided to donate clothing to a children’s charity. According to Contact Music, Paris said,
“I have, like, a million clothes and more than 500 pairs of shoes, so I’m going to give a bunch of them to orphanages and children’s hospitals. I [...]

Paris Hilton Prepares for Childbirth

Paris Hilton plans to leave the party life-style behind in an attempt to prepare her body childbirth. She joined a gym. Now, who will be the lucky stud to land the triple play: commitment, kids, and herpes. According to Eonline, Paris Hilton said,
“I wanna have like a family and a guy,” she tells Collins, a [...]

The Simple Life is Canceled

Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie’s reality tv show “The Simple Life” has been dropped by E! While the show may be picked up by another network, according to US, the people at E! said,
“We felt like the real life drama of their lives overshadowed anything happening on the show,” says the insider. “Viewers would see [...]

Paris Hilton Loses Inheritance

Despite having a very controversial past, Paris Hilton’s 23 day jail stint was supposedly the last straw for her billionaire grandfather, Barron Hilton. Barron cut Paris Hilton as an heir to the Hilton fortune, which pretty much lost Paris $60 million. According to News,
“He was, and is, extremely embarrassed by how the Hilton name has [...]

Paris Hilton and Sloppy Seconds: You Are What You Bang

Paris Hilton was supposedly caught making out with Mischa Barton’s ex, Cisco Adler. In addition, a TMZ spy reported that Paris gave Cisco a lap dance.
I’m sure that lap dance isn’t the only thing Paris gave Cisco. I may not have seen it, but I’m quite sure the lap dance was sloppy. I didn’t bother [...]

Paris Hilton to Release New Album?

If Paris Hilton’s first album wasn’t enough, she recently revealed to E! Online that she is working on her second. According to People, Paris said,
“I’m already working on my new record.”
The hotel heiress and Simple Life star adds that she has been collaborating “for a few weeks” with Scott Storch, a producer who helped [...]

Kelly Clarkson NEEDS Paris Press

I used these pics because when they are together they are at their worst.
Kelly Clarkson must be really desperate to sell records in order to have Paris Hilton help her with press. The two were spotted at a restaurant called Koi. Paris Hilton generated a lightning storm of paparazzi while Clarkson generated the [...]

Live Earth with thoughtless Celebrities!

“Madonna got there with her bus, which runs off trees and clouds.”
With the concert to raise awareness for global warming, Live Earth took off in over nine different countries. Artists traveled a combined 220,000 miles to reach the concerts while concert-goers left an impressive 1,000 tons of garbage. According to ABC News: [...]

Paris Hilton on Smashing Pumpkins New Album

Smashing Pumpkins released their CD single of thte song “Tarantula” with Paris Hilton holding a blackberry on the cover. Paris is dressed as a 19th-century saloon employee.
Why would a talented band taint their album cover with a talentless ex-con? The song has nothing to do with sex tapes, prison, or Blackberries. It just doesn’t fit. [...]

People Buy Paris Hilton’s Trash

People waste their money on the strangest shit. Recently, an empty can of gourmet dog food from Paris Hilton’s garbage nabbed $305 on eBay. In the past, a used tooth brush sold for $305 and an empty coke can sold for $51.
Do people put this stuff on their mantle or what? Do they feel more [...]

Paris Hilton bikini pictures

Not even a full week after being released from jail, Paris Hilton was spotted wearing a bikini in Maui. This must be her plan to prove to the world that she is good hearted and compassionate. However, where are the starving the children? The endangered animals? The only thing I see is an ex-con trying [...]

Paris Hilton Biopic: The ShawSKANK Redemption

With the Paris Hilton jail scandal winding down, there is rumor that a major film company is negotiating to create a Paris Hilton biopic with Lindsay Lohan as the star and Britney Spears singing the soundtrack, reports the Daily Mail (via M&C).
Considering each major female in this movie has either been in rehab or jail, [...]

Paris Hilton Thanks Inmates for Support

Paris Hilton thanked her fellow inmates for coping behind bars. Of course she couldn’t offer her appreciation because none of the inmates had bars which she could “thank.” According to the Chronicle, Paris said,
“All of the inmates were very supportive. There were girls next to me. We could talk through the vents and they [...]

Paris Hilton to People Magazine: “Thank God I’m Free”

Paris Hilton, after her 23 days in jail, has given People Magazine an exclusive interview that helped shed light on various topics including her medical condition, her future plans, and how it feels to be released from jail.
On her medical condition:
“The doctors were observing me while I was there. They explained to Sheriff [Lee] Baca [...]

Paris Hilton to TMZ: “Thank You”

Paris Hilton, who was recently released from Lynwood prison, slipped TMZ a self-portrait drawn in pencil and a personalized “Thank You” letter for unbiased reporting of facts.
Let me give you a little unbiased reporting for a minute. I have drawn a better picture peeing on a wall, drunk. It’s just facts.
For larger version of the [...]

Paris Hilton Released From Jail

After twenty-three days of being in jail for violating probation, Paris Hilton was released at the stroke of midnight with a huge smile on her face. Despite not saying a word to any of the reporters, her face (pictured above) tells the whole story. She’s happy, she’s free, and now we’ll see if she begins [...]

NBC to Pay Paris Hilton $1 Million for Interview

Despite endlessly criticizing Paris Hilton’s twenty-three day long jail stint, it is going to make her an additional $1 million. According to Page Six, NBC has offered Paris Hilton $1 million for an interview and it was accepted by Kathy Hilton as long as Veira was the interviewer. Matt Lauer has been blacklisted due to [...]

A Pathetic Letter by Paris Hilton Intercepted by the Media

E! obtained a copy of a letter sent from Paris Hilton, while in jail, to one of her fans and it is just as scary as I thought it would be. If the above image isn’t clear enough, it reads,
“I read your letter and just wanted to thank you for your kind words of love [...]

Paris Hilton looked “Weak and Lethargic,” may be Force Fed

Ever since Paris Hilton was sent back to California’s Century Regional Detention Center, she reported lost over 5lbs in one week and began appearing “weak and lethargic,” reports the Chronicle. To combat Paris Hilton’s refusal to eat, a source told The Sun,
“Staff became worried as she seems very thin with her bones poking out. She [...]

Jack Osbourne had sex with Paris Hilton

Sharon and Ozzy Osbourne revealed to The Sun that Jack Osbourne, allegedly had sex with Paris Hilton. Does this girl have any standards or what? According to the Sun,
Ozzy said: “Paris was always hanging around our house. I’m not sure if she was a friend of Kelly or Amy— which one was it, Sharon?”
Sharon looked [...]

Paris Hilton’s jail time leaves Nicky Hilton hysterical

Despite Paris Hilton being sentenced to a minimal amount of time in jail, Nicky Hilton was left in hysterics after visiting her sister. She allegedly claimed “it’s like right out of a movie. The glass partition, the orange jumpsuit. Everything.” In addition, according to People, Nicky Hilton said,
“What’s annoying is all these people are going [...]

Paris Hilton Claims her Stupidity is an Act

Despite being jailed for being stupid enough to drive with a suspended license while on probation, Barbara Walters said she had a conversation with Paris Hilton over the weekend where she confessed her ditzy personality was an act, reports US Magazine.
And here I thought Paris Hilton was a terrible actress. She’s doing real jail-time and [...]

Paris Hilton visited by Plastic Surgeon while under House Arrest

On Friday, June 8th 2007, Paris Hilton was visited by a man, who has now been confirmed as Dr. Steven Hoefflin by US Magazine. He is a cosmetic surgeon. However, in the case of the Hilton’s, he is their family doctor. According to US Magazine,
A source tells Us that Hoefflin is something akin to the [...]

Paris Hilton’s family cut the line

Less than a week after being ordered back to jail, Rick and Kathy Hilton decided to visit their inmate daughter, Paris Hilton. As expected, controversy soon followed.
While regular people are usually waiting for nearly two hours before visiting, the Hiltons were ushered in ahead of everybody which ultimately prolonged the wait for regular people by [...]

Paris Hilton sent back to Jail

Paris Hilton has been ordered back into jail due to her failure to appear in court earlier today. According to TMZ,
One witness said that Paris was “physically escorted” out of the courtroom by a female deputy.
Hilton’s mother was later seen pacing the hallways, telling reporters, “I’m paralyzed right now.” Paris’ father Rick is still in [...]

Paris Hilton Arrested for Failure to Appear in Court

Paris Hilton, who was recently let out of jail because of psychological problems, has managed to screw up once again. Earlier today, instead of appearing in court, Paris Hilton attempted to do a “phone in.” Unfortunately, the judge wanted absolutely nothing to do with it and sent out the police to arrest her (pictured above).
You’d [...]

Paris Hilton Released: “I have learned a great deal from this ordeal”

Paris Hilton was released from jail because of her mental instability in prison. After being visited by a psychiatrist on two occasions, the doctor had deemed Paris unfit to server jail time. According to TMZ,
Psychiatrist Charles Sophy visited Hilton in jail yesterday and the day before. We’re told after Sophy’s visit yesterday, word was passed [...]

Paris Hilton’s Medical Condition Releases Her from Jail

After extensive examination by doctors, it has been determined that Paris Hilton is medically unfit to serve time in jail and will be issued an alternative sentence where she remains under house arrest for forty days beginning today.
This isn’t the god-damn carnival, where some pregnant woman is attempting to get on a roller-coaster. This is [...]

Paris Hilton Locked Up: Will the inmates follow through with their threats?

Paris Hilton, who was sentenced to 23 days in jail, has reported to jail to begin serving her sentence late Sunday night. According to People, Paris Hilton said,
I am ready to face the consequences of violating probation,” she said in a statement released by her lawyer. “During the past few weeks I have had a [...]

Paris Hilton Rewarded for Attending Court

Paris Hilton, who was sentenced to a 45-day jail sentence, will allegedly serve about half of the previous sentence and will be separated from the general, supposed life threatening, inmate population. According to the Associated Press, Los Angeles County Sheriff said,
Her sentence was shortened after jail officials gave her credit for good behavior, Whitmore [...]

Paris Hilton To Only Receive 3 Weeks?

As expected, even though Paris Hilton has been found guilty of breaking the conditions of her probation, DerekHail.com has learned that Paris may only serve half the time, or three weeks, as reported by TMZ.
1 week, 2 weeks, 3 weeks, or  6 weeks it doesn’t really matter. It only takes five minutes to get jumped. [...]

Inmates Threaten Paris Hilton In Between Shanking and Group Showers

Paris Hilton, who has been sentenced to 45 days in prison, has allegedly received death threats from inmates at California’s Century Regional Detention facility, where she is due to serve her time beginning on June 5th, 2007. According to Life and Style, in an exclusive interview, inmates posted the death threats on the socialite’s [...]

Paris Hilton is Not Above the Law, was above the Legal Limit

Paris Hilton, despite the desperate attempt by her fans to exonerate her, has issued a statement through her attorney, Richard Hutton, with hope of clarifying her stance on impaired driving and breaking the law. According to TMZ, Paris Hilton said,
After reading the media’s coverage of my court hearing, I feel the need to correct what [...]

Paris Hilton’s Fans Try to Free Paris Hilton from Mandatory Jail Time

Paris Hilton, who has been sentenced to serve 45 days in jail beginning on June 5th, 2007, was fortunate enough to have dedicated fans attempt to exonerate her by sending an open letter and petition to Governor Schwarzenegger. According to Paris Hilton’s Myspace, the fan wrote,
To: The Honorable Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger
State Capitol Building
Sacramento, CA 95814
Dear [...]

Paris Hilton goes to Jail

Paris Hilton has been sentenced to serve 45 days in jail for violating her parole beginning on June 5th, 2007. Judge Michael T. Sawyer denied Paris Hilton work release or an alternative electronic monitoring solution. According to TMZ,
The judge called out her rep Elliot Mintz in court, describing his testimony as “completely worthless.” He also [...]

Paris Hilton Autopsy created to Warn Teenagers, the sexually active

Capla Kesting Fine Art is displaying an autopsied Paris Hilton with hopes to warn people of the dangers of under-age drinking. Unfortunately, their terrible attempt at a public service announcement will go unheard because the teenage girls that plan on drinking, are probably already drunk because their older, more mature, boyfriends spiked their juice box. [...]

Kevin Federline is gangster, infected

Kevin Federline was spotted partying with Paris Hilton in Las Vegas this past weekend, reports Spyonvegas.com (via: TMZ). Unfortunately, due to my ignorance, is Kevin trying to say he’s “west-siiiiiiiiide” or “yo mang, how gross is this bitch’s vagiiiina?”

Paris Hilton to Appear in Court and Spiderman won’t Save her

Paris Hilton, who pleaded no contest in January to alcohol-related reckless driving in September, is scheduled to appear in court on May 4th 2007 - the same date Spiderman 3 is released, because prosecutors are claiming her February misdemeanor arrest for driving with a suspended license is a violation of her probation. According to TMZ,
In [...]

Paris Hilton’s globes of temptation take men places they don’t want to be

From the looks of these Paris Hilton pictures, I am starting to really believe she got breast implants. Or, as I mentioned previously, the push-up wonder bra really is working some voodoo magic on her chest. Not only is it making her breasts enlarge, but they are making men do things they wouldn’t usually do. [...]

Paris Hilton, Shanna Moakler, and Slutty Contest: Nobody Wins

Paris Hilton and Shanna Moakler, who have been mortal enemies ever since Paris was linked to Travis Barker, were spotted at the Complex Magazine Los Angeles party on Tuesday night. According to the Chronicle,
“Shanna and Travis cosied up in a booth and were all over each other
“Paris came in with Josh, shot Shanna a look [...]

Did Paris Hilton get Breast Implants?

Staring down Paris Hilton’s shirt is not how I would usually prefer to begin a Monday, or any day for that matter, but when you’re quite positive the breasts are fake, it’s ok. The breasts aren’t hers.
Now, I may not be a doctor, but I’m pretty sure, an STD cannot penetrate a silicone breast implant, [...]

Paris Hilton belongs in jail, second grade

Paris Hilton has allegedly violated her probation and faces a maximum sentence of 90 days in prison. Even though her driver’s license had been suspended, she was caught speeding down Sunset blvd on February 27th in her 2007 Bentley Continental GTC. Paris Hilton’s rep, Elliot Mintz, previously stated that Paris Hilton was unaware of her [...]

Nicole Richie to Advise Fat Children, create malnourished army of skeletons

Nicole Richie and Paris Hilton are set to take on the roles of camp counselors at five different “wellness camps focused on eating right, yoga, nutrition, and exercise.” In the latest, fourth season of The Simple Life. As comical as it sounds, according to Page Six, both equally slender socialites will be strutting around in [...]

Elisha Cuthbert is shopping, feeling dangerous

In some of the most unfortunate news of the year, Elisha Cuthbert was spotted shopping with Paris Hilton in L.A. Elisha is no longer that fine, whole-some, young girl who you would bring home to mom. Now, instead, you may want to visit the clinic, or better yet, the incinerator. I’ve never been suicidal, but [...]

Vince Vaughn Flirts With Paris Hilton, Herpes

Over the weekend, there have been several reports that Vince Vaughn and Paris Hilton were seen flirting. Unfortunately, a little flirting, a seductive wave, a little bit of alcohol, and the lack of a condom is the perfect recipe to make your dick fall off. Although nothing has substantiated between both Paris Hilton and Vince [...]

Is Paris Hilton a Drug User?

Paris Hilton, who is not new to Hollywood scandal, is an alleged cocaine user. From the most reliable source in the world, Courtney Love, she claimed she spotted a mysterious white powder in Paris’s bathroom at the pre-Oscar party. According to the Chronicle,
Courtney Love has claimed on her Web site that there was a pile [...]

Paris Hilton Allegedly Mocks Britney Spears

Britney Spears and her newly shaved head was allegedly the joke of Paris Hilton’s birthday bash. Since Britney decided to go bald, she has avoided her regular party pals, Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan. Unfortunately for Britney, the spirit of her scalp was the center of attention. According to the Chronicle, a source said,
Britney was [...]

Kim Kardashian’s Sex Tape Upsets Paris Hilton

Paris Hilton is supposedly upset with Kim Kardashian because Kim lied about the sex tape’s existence. According to the Chronicle, the Daily News reports,
Sources say Paris is mad at her pal Kim because Kardashian lied to her about the sex tape, and denied it ever existed.
An onlooker at the pre-Grammy get-together says Paris “walked right [...]

Paris Hilton’s Medical History Hurts Social Life?

Paris Hilton, who recently had her private life exposed on Paris Exposed, has managed to shut down the website, but the world will forever know she was allegedly taking medication to combat the Herp. Now, although she probably slept with dozens of men since the storage facility sold her secrets, the question will remain… Did [...]

Joe Francis claims Paris Hilton gives the Best Blowjobs

Joe Francis, while trying to elaborate on the juicy details of the Paris Exposed.com lawsuit, was lured into talking about his sex life with several famous women. Apparently, Paris Hilton gives better head than Lindsay Lohan and Tara Reid is a big smelly loose vagina. According to Celeb News Wire, Joe said,
When asked to explain [...]

Nicole Richie Licks the Plate Clean Guys

C’mere boy, Here’s a treat. Lick that plate clean.
Paris Exposed not only divulges the secrets of Paris Hilton’s life, but it also sheds light on what a fat Nicole Richie did with her time. Above, Nicole is pictured either licking a plate for nourishment - she has a stomach to feed, or licking up left-over [...]

Paris Hilton pleads No Contest for Drunk Driving

Paris Hilton, who was arrested for drunk driving in early September 2006, has pleaded no contest to the charges. According to TMZ,
The judge placed Hilton on 36 months probation. She must pay a fine of $390 and attend an alcohol education program. She was also given the option of completing probation in 24 months if [...]

Paris Hilton is Definitely the Nottie

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Paris Hilton was caught filming her new movie, “The Hottie and the Nottie,” which exposed one perfectly hidden secret about the movie. Paris Hilton is definitely the Nottie. The lazy eye, stupid hair, bad sun glasses, need I explain more?
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Shocking: Paris Hilton Flashes Crotch

Another day, another Paris Hilton upskirt. Paris, who has been trying to convince Kim Kardashian to keep the Kim / Ray-J sex tape a secret, has failed to keep her private areas covered, which is not an absolute shock considering it is Paris. Unfortunately, she has just not learned to keep herself covered up.

picture source: [...]

Kim Kardashian Sex Tape is Real

As reported on several occasions, there were rumors of a Kim Kardashian sex tape. However, now, TMZ, is confirming that the tape actually exists and is just as disgusting as you think. According to TMZ,
A source tells TMZ that he previewed the tape, and several porn companies are lobbying for rights to sell it. The [...]

Paris Hilton is Chosen by Real Estate Mogul

The wealthy business man, Richard Lugner, invites a celebrity to attend the opera with him once per year. This year, Richard has invited Paris Hilton. Although the above picture isn’t very descriptive, the way I envision this particular real estate mogul is, once per year he decides to grunt and point to a celebrity he [...]

Paris Hilton Spreads the Disease

Ever wonder why you should wash your recently store-bought, brand new clothing? The pictures below explain everything.
Paris Hilton shopping in several high end boutiques while spreading her undesired remains.

Paris the Hooker Hilton

There are several different ways to define Hooker, but, I obviously know the best way. A woman who exposes her bra, wears fishnet stockings, and walks around in clear heels, is most definitely a hooker in my eyes. Now, Paris Hilton, where are those clear heels or are you trying to start a new trend?
Also, [...]

Paris Hilton is Serious, Guys

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Paris Hilton, who recently landed in a role in the movie , “The Hottie and the Nottie,” has exclaimed her desire to take acting seriously because of all the movies she has lined up. According to MSNBC, Paris said,
“I’m serious about acting and I have a bunch of movies [...]

Paris Hilton Hates Sex, Loves Attention

Paris Hilton absolutely hates sex. She actually prefers eating or watching cheesy TV shows such as ‘Lost.’ According to the National Ledger,
“Guys see me as this public sex symbol, and then moan when I’m not at all sexual at home.”To be honest, I’d rather just sit and watch ‘Lost’ or stuff my face.
“Someone told me [...]

Paris Hilton Gets a Golden Shower

Paris Hilton, while in Sydney with Kim Kardashian, decided to shower after a day at the beach. However, does anyone else see a tint of gold in the water or is that just the sand’s reflection? Whatever the case, Paris in a bikini getting any kind of shower is mildly amusing because no matter how [...]

Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie Cruising… Or are they?

This video cracked me up. The voice of Nicole Richie and Paris Hilton is what makes it funny. Watch it.
Thanks to Jay for the Tip

Britney Spears Panties and Pink Bra

Britney Spears, after her crotch was exposed, decided to be much more classy - she wore a bra and panties. Although this is typical wear for normal women, Britney accompanied her underwear with a see-through dress. Disgusting.
After a two year marriage ending, it would be very expected for a woman to explore her new found [...]

Britney Spears May be visited by Child Protective Services

Does that look like a face who needs help?
The Los Angeles Department of Child Protective services has its’ sight set on Britney Spears, again. Britney, who has been mingling with Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan, has been partying regularly instead of staying home with her two children. According to the Chronicle, the New York Post [...]

Britney Spears: A Liquor Store and a Stripper Pole

Britney Spears was spotted leaving a liquor store. Regardless of Rosy O’Donnell’s warnings to care for her children, Britney is still partying, exposing herself, and stripper pole dancing with Paris Hilton. According to MSNBC,
“Paris took Britney upstairs where she fitted her in a blue tutu, and then Paris put on a matching tutu,” a source [...]

Britney Spears and Paris Hilton’s Duet

Britney Spears, after several alleged, well-planned upskirts, according to the Chronicle, is set to team up with Paris Hilton for a duet on Britney’s new album. In addition, Britney Spears’s vagina escapades was supposedly inspired by Paris Hilton according to Elliot Mintz, the Chronicle reported.
the 24-year-old Spears new style, which consists of wearing barely-there skirts, [...]

Lindsay Lohan Fights at GQ Dinner

Lindsay Lohan, who is better known for her recent disputes with Paris Hilton, allegedly made an outburst at the GQ Men of the Year party, according to Page Six. Her target was Jessica Biel. According to the National Ledger,
the 20-year-old actress “flipped out” when she saw her former assistant at the party with her new [...]

Paris Hilton Really Hates Lindsay Lohan

Quick Note: Britney Spears Flashed her Vagina AGAIN. What is with this girl?
The trio, Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan, and Britney Spears have created quite a debacle over the last week. Britney Spears has decided to refrain from wearing underwear, Lindsay Lohan alleged Paris Hilton hit her, Lindsay claimed she and Paris were great friends, and [...]

Paris Hilton may be a Slut, but her mother is proud

Kathy Hilton is proud of her daughter, Paris Hilton’s, accomplishments as a professional celebrity and international disease superstar. Jerry Oppenheimer, while researching his new book, “House of Hilton,” has discovered how proud Kathy is of her daughter in every way including her sex tape. According to Female First, Jerry said,
“I have family sources telling me [...]

Shanna Moakler’s Acceptance

Shanna Moakler, who allegedly punched Paris Hilton in the face recently, has finally decided to verbalize her thoughts of Paris Hilton. According to the National Ledger, when Shanna was questioned by Star about Paris and Travis Barker’s relationship, she said,
“There are some women who are like that, they get off on that and they enjoy [...]

What? More Gossip? YES!

Kevin Federline gets body slammed on Wrestling
When Patricia Arquette’s breasts attack
Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan make up and end up in Vegas, where there may or may not have been an exchange of secrets of terrible publicity.
Louis Verdad Fashion Show has some interesting hair styles. I personally like the blonde.
James Franco (Who is He?) thinks [...]

Paris Hilton’s New Haircut, Electrical Experiment

Paris Hilton doesn’t realize that a new haircut isn’t going to cleanse her soul. Just because you have some guy with a shitty job cleaning up your excess, doesn’t mean you’re a new person. Her image aside, her hair actually looks nice, assuming she is trying to flaunt the amount of static electricity her pants [...]

Afternoon Gossip

Sienna Miller demands to be recognized
Zoebots the secret new Hollywood Dietpill or new fad to make unsuspecting teens waste their money? You decide!
Paris Hilton is allegedly back with Travis Barker despite not wanting to deal with the drama.
Joan Rivers doesn’t deserve to have opinions
Jennifer Lopez has opened up her marriage secrets to Access Hollywood
Sarah Michelle [...]

Paris Hilton dumps Barker, validates Shanna

Paris Hilton, after alleging she was punched by Shanna Moakler - who has claimed she was shoved down a flight of steps by Stavros Niarchos, has dumped Travis Barker. According to MSNBC,
“Paris realized this was not what she needed in her life right now.”
Paris is all about friendship, rainbows, and fuzzy little animals. She buckled [...]

A little bit of Gossip

Paris and Nicole have a sleepover, create a huge spectacle over herpes and unhealthy women meet (Socialite Life)
Kate Beckinsale says no to cosmetic surgery, yes to silcone breast implants (Hollywood Tuna)
Rachel Bilson’s body is for sale and upsets all of men across America (PopSugar)
Anchorman 2 - there is a god! (Popoholic)
Ever wonder if a Bear [...]

Paris Hilton is a Party Girl

I know, shocking. Paris Hilton is a party girl. No one would have thought this were possible. However, Paris was spotted carrying strange leaf like substances in a clear plastic bag in her purse. One could assume it was weed, pot, or cannabis, but that would be jumping to conclusions and completely unrealistic. They are [...]

Shanna Moakler did punch Paris in the face

Yesterday, it was alleged, Shanna Moakler punched Paris Hilton in the face. There was speculation Paris made it up, but according to the Daily News, it really did happen.
“Paris was just at the nightclub . . . when Shanna approached her and struck her on the jaw while shouting obscenities,” Hilton spokesman Elliot Mintz [...]

Shanna Moakler punches Paris Hilton in the face, gets shoved down a flight of steps

Shanna Moakler, Paris Hilton, and Stavros Niarchos were present at club Hyde on Wednesday night and at around 1:10am, Shanna approached Paris shouting profanities and then socked Paris in the jaw. Paris was escorted out safely and proceeded to the police station to file a report. Shanna claimed, Stavros Niarchos poured a drink over her [...]

Gwyneth Paltrow is a rap-star

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Gwyneth Paltrow is a huge rap-star. She recently made a guest appearance at Jay-Z’s concert doing some vocals (video above). Not only does this puzzle me, it makes me laugh. Gwyneth, who sounds worse than a chipmunk in heat, still sounds better than Paris Hilton.

Paris Hilton is sluttier than I thought

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Paris Hilton, who I have always thought was a huge slut, has just left me in shock. Instead of targeting old men like her co-star in her sex tape, she is now molesting little children. She obviously can’t pull in the “I like good music” demographic, so she is targeting the little boys because after [...]

Lindsay Lohan is single

According to Page Six, a recently dumped Lindsay Lohan desired revenge. Although most normal, civilized people would move on after a extremely short relationship, Lindsay, the devious decided to seek vengeance on both Paris Hilton, by taking her ex-man, and Harry Morton. Lindsay Lohan, who recently was spotted hooking up with Stavros Niarchos, was heard [...]

Paris Hilton is retarded

Paris Hilton, remaining true to form, recently admitted her lack of intelligence to the press while she was being questioned by investigators for the Joe Francis, creator of Girls Gone Wild, robbery case that occured January 24, 2004. Among all the possible ways to call one-self unintelligent, Paris eloquently phrased it the best. According to [...]

Paris Hilton and Travis Barker Hook Up

Shanna Moakler feels threatened by ex-husband Travis Barker’s night out with Paris Hilton (TMZ Video). According to Teen People,
“When I first heard of the situatoin I felt betrayed, but in order to maintain a positive atmosphere for my children I’ve decided that not to exacerbate the situation by commenting on each new aspect of Travis [...]

Paris Hilton. DENIED!

Paris Hilton is not welcome at Ian Schrager’s Gramercy Park Hotel. Page Six reports,
Friday night, after partying at Marquee and drinking “lots” of vodka and pineapple juice, Hilton tried to join Orlando Bloom, Winona Ryder and Josh Lucas in the hotel’s Rose Bar, but bouncer Damien stopped her due to Schrager’s decree that “the likes [...]

Paris Hilton’s CD still sucks

Paris Hilton parties at Club Pure on September 9th to help promote her CD failure. Although, I fail to see why she has such a huge smile. She just received a DUI, her CD failed, and shes still ugly. She might as well be smiling after riding a motorcycle, at full speed, into a brick [...]

Paris Hilton’s earns a one way ticket to Alcoholic Anonymous meetings

Above, Paris Hilton trying on handcuffs and possibly gets new idea for her next home video. (photo x17online.com)
Paris Hilton was arrested early Thursday morning for driving while intoxicated in Hollywood. TMZ reports,
TMZ has learned LAPD officers noticed Paris driving her Mercedes McLaren SLR erratically at 12:31 AM and stopped her. They believed she exhibited signs [...]

Paris Hilton exposes her secret

I often wondered how Paris Hilton managed to party as often as she does for an extended period of time and now she finally proposed the solution to my unanswered question. The reason she is able to part as much as she does is because she is an Aquarius. Paris said,
“I don’t know how I [...]

Paris Hilton supports PETA unlike Beyonce

Heather Mills McCartney allegedly showed Paris Hilton a video of animals getting skinned alive, which prompted Paris to vow to never wear fur again. Elliot Mintz, Paris’s spokesman said,
“Paris does not wear fur, nor will she wear fur described as artificial now she knows it came off the backs of animals. She is grateful to [...]

Nicky Hilton promotes bags, ugliness

Nicky Hilton set out to promote her new line of Tweety bags, but failed miserably, and instead promoted herself as a successful by association, below average looking, sibling of Paris Hilton. If I were Paris, my ego would be huge too because instead of waking up everyday and wondering how bad my life was for [...]

Paris Hilton is vain and loves attention

Paris Hilton was in the midst of her daily activities, when she realized there were paparazzi camped outside a store next to where she was shopping. Unfortunately, Paris did not receive the desired reaction from the paparazzi.
“We’ll walk out the door, you call my name real loud — and watch them come running.” Outside, the [...]

Paris Hilton, disguise extraordinaire, looks like Jim Carrey

Paris Hilton should be a disguise consultant for the CIA and NSA. She obviously is perfect at making people look as if they are not really who they are. Here, Paris Hilton can be seen in her excellent disguise. She is wearing a brown wig, large sunglasses, and a hat. She looks nothing like herself, [...]

Paris Hilton offers fashion advice to Britney Spears after Matt Lauer’s interview

While on ‘The View,’ Paris Hilton was asked what she thought of Britney Spears’s outfit while on the Matt Lauer interview. Her outfit consisted of a tight purple halter top and a mini-skirt. Paris said,
“I think she could have dressed much cuter… She should have worn a really cute maternity dress and she would have [...]

The Daily Catch

Celebrity Plastic surgery is always good for a laugh or sympathy. It never turns out for the better, unless you’re extremely lucky and named Ashlee Simpson. (City Rag)
Paris Hilton goes to a party in her P.J.s which is interesting because nobody wants to see her with minimal clothing on. (Bricks and Stones)
Usher volunteers his sense [...]

Paris Hilton’s new fragrance, disease spreading agent

Paris Hilton is releasing a new fragrance, Eau de slut, and celebrates her launch at Le Cirque. However, I don’t know why they are making such a big deal out of her fragrance which most likely smells terrible or similar to a used douchebag. Well, the media will have something to write about because they [...]

Paris Hilton defended by Publicist

After Paris Hilton was involved in a hit and run, her publicist, Elliot Mintz had to defend her and her actions. The excuse is extremely unbelievable, but it is an excuse nonetheless. Elliot said,
“Did she commit a crime? No. She was swarmed by paparazzi,” said Elliot Mintz, the socialite’s publicist. “The intensity of the lights, [...]

Paris Hilton desires loneliness

Paris Hilton has finally decided to be through with men, and just be by herself. This may or may not be because of the fact she has slept with every man in the United States and most of Europe. Paris said on David Letterman,
“I’m single for the first time in my life. I just want [...]

Paris Hilton verbally attacks Lindsay Lohan

Paris Hilton is extremely upset that Lindsay Lohan has been seeing her ex, Stavros Niarchos. According to Page Six, Paris tried to pick a fight with Lindsay Lohan on Monday night, but Lindsay decided it wasn’t worth her time.
She(Paris Hilton) screamed insults at Lohan at Butter on Monday night. Witnesses report Hilton went up to [...]

Paris Hilton: Damage Control

Lindsay Lohan should be the poster child for new age hippies who prefer cocaine to marijuana
Paris Hilton recently claimed to have a same sex crush on Lindsay Lohan. She told Britain’s Top of the Pops magazine,
I think Lindsay Lohan is gorgeous, beautiful and sexy and I love her
This is entertaining because, Egotastic showed they would [...]

A nervous Paris Hilton inspects the floor for some change

Josh Levine, TMZ camera man, captured Paris Hilton smoking an unknown substance as she pulled up to a Hollywood nightclub. Although it was unknown, when she spotted Josh, she nervously turned her head around to apply lipstick. After the incident, Paris’s publicist, Elliot Mintz, approached Josh and said,
I just want to get something clear with [...]

Paris Hilton has a crush on Kimberly Stewart

Paris Hilton allegedly has a girl crush on her best friend, Kimberly Stewart. Paris said,
Kimberly is hysterical. She’s six feet tall, blonde, beautiful and has luscious blue eyes. She’s hot. I feel so comfortable with her and I can just act like myself
This is about as important as the fact I ran out of clean [...]

Paris Hilton is blind

Paris Hilton is releasing a music album as most may know, but she recently admitted that her album will have a mix of all kinds of music because she wants her album to have something for everyone. The first song she plans to release is, ‘Stars are Blind,’ which is going to be a reggae [...]

Paris Hilton rolls around in the sand

Paris Hilton shows off her nipple as she is rolling around in the sand, while filming her new music video. She is trying to look as if she were sexy, but the only thing she accomplishes is to cover herself in sand where several cats probably defecated. On the bright side, Paris shows off her [...]

Paris Hilton is paid to wave

Paris Hilton collected 200,000 dollars just for showing up to the charity event in Cannes on Saturday. Paris was paid for her expertise in the charity event. She said,
All I had to do was wave, like this (imitating the Queen Elizabeth II’s stately palm swivel)
The fact Paris gets paid 200,000 dollars to stick out her [...]

The Biology Project, Paris Hilton, is compromised.

Paris Hilton can be seen in Cannes with co-star Caroline D’amore and some new guy she is probably infecting with one of her supposed biologically engineered human test diseases. Although Michael K says Caroline is breaking ear drums, I hope the guy is with Caroline, for his sake. If he isn’t, [...]

Lindsay Lohan likes left overs

Lindsay Lohan was seen at a New York store opening with DJ Am, Nicole Richie’s ex. Lindsay has also been linked to Paris Hilton’s ex Stavros Niarchos as well. Obviously “fire crotch,” as Brandon Davis put it, is out to grab the left overs of the two most degraded people in Hollywood, [...]

Paris Hilton reveals her claws to Lindsay Lohan

A source told TMZ.com that Lindsay Lohan approached a table where Paris Hilton and Nicky Hilton were conversing with friends. Paris felt interrupted and dismissed Lindsay after exchanging some aggressive words. The source also claimed that Hilton doesn’t want Lindsay using her name to further her career after speculation that this was Lindsay’s way of [...]

Nicky and Paris Hilton decide to make people’s eyes bleed.

Nicky Hilton: I just farted and I think I leaked.
Paris Hilton: Hehe, Yea. I smell it.
A disgusting Nicky Hilton is dragged around town on display by a thoughtful and sadistic Paris Hilton. That may or may not have been Paris’s intentions, but, it sure sounds right to me. On to a much more important note, [...]

Paris Hilton and Matt Leinhart

TMZ.com has an excluse video of [tag]Paris Hilton[/tag] and [tag]Matt Leinhart[/tag] dancing and kissing. It didn’t take long for Paris to move on and forget [tag]Stavros Niarchos[/tag]. The funniest part about this video is the fact that Paris starts singing again. Why does she insist on embarassing herself?
Without further ado, the video can be watched [...]

Stavros wants another chance with Paris

TMZ reports, [tag]Stavros Niarchos[/tag] was seen screaming, crying, and begging to be let in [tag]Paris Hilton[/tag]’s house at 1am on Monday. Paris didn’t let him in until 2am, but the yelling did not stop. Supposedly, [tag]Matt Leinhart[/tag]’s name was dropped several times. Stavros was also heard saying,
Take me back! and I give you everything!!
Stavros didn’t [...]

Scarlett Johansson has a sense of humor

[tag]Scarlett Johansson[/tag] shows off her humorous personality by holding up a sign that says, “I am being harassed by the person taking this picture,” fully knowing it would be all over the internet within an hour. Not only is she the sexiest woman in the world, she has a great sense of humor as well. [...]

Paris Hilton is holier than thou

[tag]Paris Hilton[/tag] is religous. She is holier than thou. Paris said,
I’m Catholic. Of course, they’re not going to run pictures of me in church.
Thats because having sex with a nun in a confessional would be bad rep for the church. Paris also went on to explain how she is responsible for [tag]Nicole Richie[/tag]’s success. She [...]

Paris Hilton still has her Bentley?

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[tag]Paris Hilton[/tag] still has her Bentley? I don’t believe it or I much rather prefer to think that Paris lost her Bentley in the poker game. Although, I wonder where and when this video was filmed? Does anyone know?

Paris Hilton: Smoking is sexy

[tag]Paris Hilton[/tag] allegedly said, “Smoking is so sexy,” which was then followed by, “It’s like so cool how you all smoke everywhere in the UK.”
I never knew there was a market for “smoking while sucking” porn. Apparently there really are people who like it. Or, maybe, just Paris Hilton. The industry doesn’t mind though, [...]

And the nominees are….

The MTV awards are coming!! And since they are on par with…the Nickelodeon awards, it will be great to watch who will be winning the coveted Golden Popcorn. Here is a list of the nominees that seem interesting:

Best Performance:
* Joaquin Phoenix, Walk the Line
* [...]

Paris Hilton in front, poke her in the back.

[tag]Paris Hilton[/tag] lost her 175,000 [tag]Bentley[/tag] Continental GT in a poker game. The hotel heiress said,
I’m obsessed with poker, It’s my favorite game. I’m really lucky in Vegas, I always win.
Paris has been lucky in other towns too, and it is not with cards.
Although after losing her Bentley, her parents, Kathy and Rick [tag]Hilton[/tag], banned [...]

Paris Hilton destroys Vanity Fair

[tag]Paris Hilton[/tag] is responsible for the declining sales of the magazine [tag]Vanity Fair[/tag]. After the October 2005 issue, Vanity Fair readers were outraged to see Paris Hilton on the cover. Their subscription base has went down significantly because of Paris.
Good job Paris, you ruin your own life and the Editor in Chief of Vanity Fair’s [...]

Paris Hilton watches basketball

[tag]Paris Hilton[/tag] and [tag]Stavros Niarchos[/tag] were at the Lakers game on Easter Sunday. Paris seemed more interested in nuzzling Stavros’s neck than the basketball game, which is understandable because basketball is arousing; it sparked Paris’s sex interest, but then again, that really isn’t an accomplishment.

Paris Hilton: self-proclaimed Icon!

[tag]Paris Hilton[/tag] recently proclaimed herself to be an icon. As her pop career launches, she was quoted as saying,
I’ve always had a great voice. You either have it or you don’t. It’s something you’re born with.
Unlike herpes, which is something you get. Stay safe kids! The hotel [...]

Paris Hilton eats!

Paris Hilton is annoyed with going out to eat in Hollywood. Paris said, “I love to eat. Los Angeles is all about being skinny. When you go to dinner, no one’s eating or they’re going to the bathroom to do something or they’re just drinking water or shots, and I’m the one with bacon and [...]

Paris Hilton to play Nun

[tag]Paris Hilton[/tag] might end up getting the role of her lifetime. An Indian director, [tag]T. Rajeevnath[/tag] will fly to the United States to convince Hilton to play the Humanitarian [tag]Mother Theresa[/tag]. With him, he has photos of Paris Hilton looking like a nun. He was quoted as saying,
The pictures will [...]