Paris Hilton pictures and gossip

Paris Hilton appeared on the pages of a Russian issue of GQ, which I find odd.  Why are Russian guys reading GQ?  I thought all they read is Vodka Quarterly or Bear Skin Hats Magazine.  Ah, the wonderful world of stereotypes.

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There’s a few things hilariously uncomfortable about this video.  First, the host is asking Paris about her new line of extensions when it’s obvious she has no clue what she’s talking about.  All she did was stamp her name on the box and that’s it.  The best part though, is the insistance that the model [...]

Jada Pinkett-Smith has a mullet - Yeeeah
Olivia Munn is back in a bikini - Popoholic

Miranda Kerr exposes her cleavage - Ninja Dude
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Here is Paris Hilton performing with the Pussycat Dolls over this past weekend. Usually, when a celebrity performs for the Pussycat Dolls, it’s an excuse to see them run around in skimpy lingerie on stage, but with Paris Hilton, it’s just another weekend and all I have to say is one thing: they better wash [...]

Fantasy Moguls has some pretty hilarious stats from Paris Hilton’s movie opening this weekend.
Paris’ movie, “The Hottie and the Nottie,” opened on 111 screens yesterday, and sold only $76 in ticket sales per location. That breaks down to approximately 10 people per theater. It’s anticipated that the movie will sell only $23,000 during the three-day [...]

Imagine your child’s face when she opens a present on Christmas Morning and it’s a beautiful hooker doll.  Imagine the hours of enjoyment she can have by re-enacting a coke deal gone bad.  How big would her smile be as she applies the miniature Herpacil ointment?  Wonder no longer!  Your dreams have become a reality [...]

While you read this story from Page Six, close your eyes and try to imagine it in your head.
During his performance at the Paris Hilton-hosted pre-Super Bowl party for 944 magazine last night, 50 Cent gave a shout out to Paris, who then started singing in the front row.
When the princess decided to get onstage [...]

People are making a big deal out of Paris Hilton’s grandfathers recent announcement that he is giving all of his money to a charity instead of passing it on to Paris and company.
PARTY princess Paris Hilton is $60 million out of pocket after her billionaire grandfather - appalled by her jail term for drink-driving offences [...]

Here is Paris Hilton flaunting what seems like a new set of lips. What bothers me is… there was never anything wrong with the lips on her face to begin with. However, if she got a matching set on the other hand…

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Paris Hilton hosted a party at Club Lax in Las Vegas last night as a sexy U.S. army troop. The only thing is, she isn’t very sexy and I’m not quite sure why she has yellow eyes. Do people in the army have yellow eyes? I mean, I know they don’t wear stockings either, but [...]