Celebrity Gossip by Derek Hail » Pamela Anderson

Trainwreck Pamela Anderson Hits the Runway

thebrokenfarted — Thu, 19 Feb 2009 13:42:29 +0000

If there is anything that the Richie Rich fashion show has proven to us by putting Pamela Anderson on the runway, it might have to be that Ol’ Yeller needs to be put to rest. At this point she has all the appeal of a transvestite prostitute, and while some people may fall into their trap, there’s no escaping the truth: today I may be drunk, but tommorrow, dear Pamela Anderson, you will still be old and ugly.

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Pamela Anderson Isn’t Wearing Any Pants

thebrokenfarted — Mon, 08 Dec 2008 15:11:47 +0000

For anyone thinking that Pamela Anderson has never looked hotter in this photo needs to seriously reconsider how much time they spend hanging out on the street corner. While the idea of a well toned body parading around in public sans pants sounds like a good idea, it would be a whole lot better if you weren’t plagued by the thoughts that it was possibly due to the side effects of heroin.

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Derek Hail — Fri, 07 Mar 2008 12:54:35 +0000

I can’t remember when pictures of Pamela Anderson in a bikini weren’t like looking at a cartoon. She’s almost comical with those boobs. Yea big boobs are great and all but after 2 kids and going on 50 years old, I think it’s time to take them out and stop looking like Denise Milani.

Pamela Anderson Gets Married in Vegas

Derek Hail — Mon, 01 Oct 2007 15:26:49 +0000

Pamela Anderson and Rick Solomon, who became engaged earlier this month, tied the knot in Las Vegas on Saturday. Instead of a flashy wedding with hundreds of guests, they applied for a marriage license in Sin City, which is pretty much where you’d expect Pamela Anderson to get married and also as expected, Pamela is happy. According to People,

I was told late Saturday night that they filed for a marriage license,” a source tells PEOPLE, adding that Anderson – who has been performing with magician Hans Klok at the Planet Hollywood Resort & Casino – and Salomon, 38, have been inseparable lately. “Rick is always with her. He’s backstage when she does her show all the time.”

Why would Rick marry Pamela Anderson? Unless she’s a real magician, like one that could part the sea, or one that could tighten up her personal Grand Canyon, he’s pretty much doomed to throwing his dick into a petri dish of bacteria for the remainder of his life. Although, I guess he’s used to it. He did have sex with Paris Hilton…