I’m surprised Pamela Anderson even acknowledges birthdays anymore, given how old she’s getting (well, being 44 in Hollywood is like being ready to sign up for Medicare in the real world), but I guess a paycheck is a paycheck.

And Pamela should’ve made them pay plenty for her to prop her girls up and hit Vegas to celebrate her birthday.

Well, I don’t know how much Pamela made to host her birthday bash in Vegas, but you have to admit, Pamela’s aging like a fine wine: getting better with age.

That rack is still mouthwatering, in my opinion. Wouldn’t kick that out of bed.

Actually, Pamela would be perfect for Hef. Seriously.

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Now, most chicks avoid even showing pantylines (why that is, I will NEVER understand: VPL is sexy as all hell!), so they wouldn’t be happy to realize we could see their bikini panties through their dresses.

But this is Pamela Anderson. So let’s just be honest: Pamela has shown us FAR more than this in her heyday. She has the record for doing the MOST Playboy covers of anyone in the history of Playboy.

Yet, there’s always something pretty damn hot about seeing what you aren’t supposed to see. Even if it’s Pamela Anderson, who hasn’t been shy about showing us ALL she’s got over the years.

Now Pamela needs to gear her ass up for Playboy cover #14. Why stop a good thing?

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First, you don’t see Pamela Anderson’s ass (or big girls) for a looooong time, and now the chick is everywhere!

She must be running out of cash again. A shame, really. I guess those big tits have taken her about as far as she can go. And that electrician boyfriend of hers probably isn’t helping any.

Pity.

I vote for another Playboy photoshoot. You know the airbrush the shit out of those things: Pamela would look great, I’m sure.

And I bet she’d earn more than she did for this event, where she’s protesting the use of horse drawn carriages in New York City. Instead, she (and the makers of a bill trying to accomplish this) want people to take romantic rides around the city in classic cars.

Hey, we dudes don’t give a damn: whatever gets us laid at the end of the evening works for us.

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Haven’t seen much of Pamela Anderson lately: last I heard the chick was suffering from some cash flow problems. She told People she was “financially secure” despite owing over $1 million to contractors and in back taxes.

Of course, who really thinks Pamela knows what the phrase “financially secure” means? You can buy tits but not brains (and her tits look like they’re in FINE form in this short little dress, don’t they?)

Anyway, Pamela is shopping in those pics. So she has the cash to do that (unless she got some new plastic, but that’s not likely these days).

The dude she’s with is supposed to be her new boyfriend. He’s a electrician. Man, how this chick has fallen, big tits or not.

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Apparently, it’s not just the British, Germans, and us Americans who are inflicted with the TV show Big Brother. It’s even shown in Mumbai, India.

And in a stunning admission of just how badly this chick must need money, Pamela Anderson is on their latest season of Big Brother. These pictures are of her entering the house. Even in India Pamela’s not covering up those tits any more than she has to.

Well, at least the dudes in the house have something nice to look at.

What the hell will India do after witnessing all of her craziness? If Pamela’s lucky, she’ll just get shipped back to the US with the orders to never touch India soil again.

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If there is anything that the Richie Rich fashion show has proven to us by putting Pamela Anderson on the runway, it might have to be that Ol’ Yeller needs to be put to rest.  At this point she has all the appeal of a transvestite prostitute, and while some people may fall into their trap, there’s no escaping the truth: today I may be drunk, but tommorrow, dear Pamela Anderson, you will still be old and ugly.

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 For anyone thinking that Pamela Anderson has never looked hotter in this photo needs to seriously reconsider how much time they spend hanging out on the street corner.  While the idea of a well toned body parading around in public sans pants sounds like a good idea, it would be a whole lot better if you weren’t plagued by the thoughts that it was possibly due to the side effects of heroin.

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I can’t remember when pictures of Pamela Anderson in a bikini weren’t like looking at a cartoon. She’s almost comical with those boobs. Yea big boobs are great and all but after 2 kids and going on 50 years old, I think it’s time to take them out and stop looking like Denise Milani.

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