I don’t know if this does it for me. Olivia Wilde decided to be “different” by flashing some side boob at the UK premiere of the flop Cowboys &Aliens (not that I thought it was all that bad. A tad too long but it didn’t completely suck).

Maybe I’m just too used to see chicks who have their tits Popping, but this just doesn’t do much for me. It might help if the tit was bit, well… bigger.

Honestly, I’ve never quite gotten all the hoopla about Olivia. She’s a little too much like a fashion model (an overly tall prepubescent boy with nearly non-existent tits). Bring me the Victoria’s Secret angels ANY day!

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The people who work on the show House MD should be declared INSANE to cover up the HOT Olivia Wilde in medical coats all the damn time.

What are they thinking? They could be competing with Grey’s Anatomy if they showed off Olivia’s body. At least, I know I’d watch. Or at least DVR it.

Well, the good people at GQ got it right, showing off Olivia to her full advantage. Tell me you aren’t imagining how sexy an all-wet Olivia (wearing nothing but a bikini- or LESS- looks under the water in that one head shot in the thumbnails).

You know you’re lying if you deny it.

Olivia Wilde knew how to get her ass into the Gucci party in Paris: show off those girls. Smart chick.

Now check out these luscious links:

• There’s another Kendra Wilkinson SEX TAPE coming out. And this one is  girl-on-girl. I’ll be looking for this shit. – Moejackson
• Kim Kardashian donates 10% of her salary to charity. Is that before or after taxes and how does she define “charity”? – I’m Not Obsessed
• Charlie Sheen RUSHED to the hospital. – Celebslam
• Ashton Kutcher and Scout Willis sing together. Cute. – The Blemish
• Scarlett Johansson and Justin Long? How the hell does that dude DO it??? – Yeeah
• Irina Shayk is HOT in her translucent dress. – CityRag
• WTF happened to Holly Madison’s tits? How does she plan to earn a living now? – Hollywoodtuna

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Okay, let’s just get the brutal facts out there.

1. Olivia Wilde is about as scrawny as they come. All long bones and all that shit.
2. Olivia Wilde has virtually NO tits to speak of.

BUT you have to give Olivia credit: she doesn’t let either of those facts stop her. She went all out with her Maxim photoshoot. Which means she worked those pokies like nobody’s business.

Give Olivia a break: maybe she doesn’t have the money for a boob job. Perhaps she got paid enough for this Maxim photoshoot to get one.

It’s nothing to be ashamed of: you KNOW most of these skinny-ass chicks with big tits bought those tits. Practically a rite of passage in Hollywood.

Now, I don’t know WHO the hell is dressing Olivia Wilde for the TRON: Legacy premieres, but whoever the hell it is, she or he needs to have their ass FIRED. Stat.

Don’t they know how hot this chick is? Don’t they know one of the MAIN reasons we’re going to buy tickets to see TRON: Legacy is to see Olivia in a skintight TRON costume?

So why hide the goods at the premieres? You could at least let some of her tits stick out in that neckline, there.

Show Off this chick’s body. That’s why she got the part, after all. I mean, if they’d wanted a chick who could act, they’d have gotten Meryl Streep.

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I’ve already pretty much decided to check out Tron: Legacy on the big screen (in 3D, of course), but if I wasn’t decided, seeing Olivia Wilde’s photoshoot for Flaunt magazine would’ve been enough to have me buying a ticket.

Just think: this hot chick, blown up on the big screen, wearing those tight (Please, God, let the Tron costumes be latex) costumes with neon stripes.

Hell, I’m ready to check out the tv show House M.D. when she returns, now that I’ve seen this.

It’s too damn bad SHE isn’t playing the masturbating ballerina in Black Swan. Something tells me she’d add a whole dimension to the scene that Natalie Portman just doesn’t have in her.

Olivia Wilde told GQ she doesn’t understand why people refer to her as a sexy vixen. She must not own any mirrors. Or have looked at her own photos. Or be incredibly self-deprecating. Hell, I love her no matter what. I have seen her and she’s damn hot.

Olivia Wilde let Maxim get up close and personal. Maxim said it better than me when they wrote:

In the beginning God created heaven and earth and He saw they were good. Eons later he created Year’s One Olivia Wilde, and He saw she was perfect.”

She even told them,

I would have been a disaster in the Garden of Eden. I’m terrible with temptation.”

My kind of woman! Let me tempt you, baby.